This week on 90210, actors and writers alike quickly spiral into the depths of inadequacy.

OK, kids. This week I got overtime to work and company to host so it may not be good...but then again, neither is this show.
WBHS. All of a sudden everyone on this show are friends and sitting at the same lunch table. Pregs announces her decision to keep the baby and raise it with Navid in the bonds of holy matrimony.

Naomi can't sit back and not say anything. She can get behind Navid helping Pregs out, but not about the marriage thing. Pregs says that they love each other. Naomi points out that Annie and Ethan did too and now they hardly talk. Naomi wants her to think about all the life events that she's going to miss out on. College parties, summer in Europe, love affair with a tall unshaven Italian man. You know, all the typical things that teenage girls experience. Ethan reminds Navid that he'll miss out on things too. Dixon brings his own baggage into the discussion and asks them to reconsider adoption. Navid gets defensive. They're ready and are going to be great parents. The happy couple leave angry.

Outside, Navid asks Pregs if she's OK. She's good. Well, he's really good. In that case, she's great. He wonders who needs friends or parents or a support system. Uh oh. Pregs isn't doing as great as she thinks.

Kelly's. Dixon apologizes to Silver for pressuring her to out herself as the video whore at school. He's cool with however long it takes for her to be comfortable being recognized in public and just hanging out at Kelly's. It'll make going to prom a little difficult though. Silver squashes those plans before he can rent his tux. She can't deal with West Bev kids. She senses his disappointment and tells him he's making her feel guilty. Selfish prick. I mean, it's not like she didn't go with him to homecoming...oh right.

Chez Whitey. Chaz, Naomi's dad, meets her for dinner. He assumes the Wilson's kicked her out. He forgives her and says she can come home. How big of him. It's not like your legally responsible for her or anything. Jen shows up. He's surprised she's in town and asks how school is going. She's learning lots and has some time off (in the middle of the semester, apparently) so she thought she'd visit. He's glad and tells her she can stay at the Beach House with them. "I'm glad I'm here too but, there's no way on Earth I'm going to rally around some narcissistic freaky old sexual degenerate just because he happens to be my father and neither is Naomi." Awww. Jen continues her Father of the Year speech and says that Naomi should get the first installment of her trust fund so that she doesn't have to live with him and "Gayle". Her quotes, not mine. But Naomi can't sign a lease! No, but Jen can. They'll live together and he'll agree to it or else she'll spill the beans on him and her tennis pro. He gives in. Naomi gets the money and they'll play the role of the dutiful daughters. He leaves.
Naomi asks Jen if she really wants to live with her. Of course. Jen wouldn't abandon her in her time of need. So, where does Naomi want to live? So many choices. The world is their oyster! I don't know about oysters, but something definitely smells fishy.


WBHS Hallway. Pregs opens up her locker to find an invitation to her baby/bridal shower. Annie and Naomi appear. Naomi still thinks it's a huge mistake but if she's going to go through with it Pregs will need her friends' support. Just to be clear, Naomi's paying for it. Annie's just providing the location. Annie pulls her aside and wonders what happened to having it at The Ivy. Naomi wanted Nobu Sushi and Sweet Lady Jane Pastries and with catering they can have it all!

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Comments (2)
He sees Annie and pukes in the rose bushes. He could have also puked because he was drunk but why get into details.
hahaha - best line of the recap.
i HATE annie. worst character ever to be on my TV set.
1 of 2 | Posted by chrissy | Posted on May 9, 2009 12:34 PM
I think Matthews 'writing' is almost the worst thing I have ever encountered.
Anyone else think they are making him a bit of a jerk that is a wanna be player?
Throw Annie away-too boring. While they are at it-toss whathisname played by Dustin.
Get rid of Liam or give him more personality.
Wonderful recap-lame show.(hopefully will improve)
2 of 2 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on May 10, 2009 11:13 AM