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Sidenote: I want to mention Shenae's choice of acting all hurt and victimy towards Ethan and how shitty it is and proclaim my wish for her to shut up. Thank you.

Elsewhere, Pregs and her HUGE belly are at her locker while some future KEG house brothers discuss the paternity of the belly. Navid, with his arm around Nika, walks by and is asked by our frat guys who the baby daddy is. It's quite possibly the whitest line reading of the words "baby daddy" ever in the history of white people on TV. That's a lot of history, Gasmii. Navid doesn't know, it could be anyone, no idea. Oh Navid, don't make me take back what I said about you last week! He continues and states that she's a mess and that he doesn't know what he was thinking. Sigh. It's all a pathetically tragic attempt to save face in front of Nika and the frat guys that totally backfires when Pregs walks by and overhears him. He looks nervously at Nika and claims it's "no biggie".

Class. Drama Nerd, who is almost too gay to function, hands out the V-day roses. Megan get one. Michael does to. One for Nika. And as Pregs stares at Nika in envy, gets one too. She opens the card and her smile fades.

Out in the hallway, we learn that it was a pity flower from the faculty. For a second Pregs thought it was a romantic gesture from someone, though she doesn't know why it would be. She's no one's ideal Valentine. Naomi, good friend extraordinaire, tells Pregs that she looks great. "You have super boobage going on, crazy thick hair. That dewy glowy look that's all the rage on the runway, you've got it. If I were going to the island of Lesbos, you'd be my pick." It's really these tender moments of friendship and female bonding that sets this show apart.

Rhonda walks out of class and finds Ethan waiting for her. It's 30 minutes into lunch, isn't he starving? Eh, what are a few hunger pains compared to all the pain and anguish he's put her through. He owes her. The weight of her guilt is finally too much to take. She confesses to exaggerating her injuries in order to spend time with him. She thought that if she were better he'd have no reason to hang out with her. She apologizes for taking advantage of him. He forgives her. They are friends, they get each other. From now on, total honesty. Life is too short. Play hard!

Cafeteria. Silver asks for Annie's help in planning a unique Valentine's date for her and Dixon. In tonight's first display of Annie's creativity, she suggests going to the dance. Strike one. Well, how about a romantic dinner? Silver thinks he's been on one before. Yeah, but the LA scene is quite different from the all you can eat hot wings place in Kansas. But no where near as filling. Ball one. Annie gets up to get a drink and bumps into Naomi. They exchange "excuse you"s. Naomi's is much more snottier than Annie's. Strike two.

Pregs and Naomi sit to enjoy some delicious take out from the restaurant at the hotel. Naomi, not one to brag, has eaten at the most amazing places in the world but nothing beats the restaurant. Silver overhears their convo and gets an idea.

Actor's Intensive. An extra performs a monologue on life, nothingness and what not. Rave reviews from the teacher. Annie's turn. She's going to do Fantine's monologue from Les Misérables. The teacher likes her choice and notes that there's lots of pain and anguish in the class tonight. I believe that pain and anguish is coming from tonight's viewing audience. Annie begins and is quickly interrupted and instructed to reach into her own desperation. She continues and is again interrupted. "Go deeper." She responds by talking louder. "Where is your soul?" He wants her to draw on a painful memory. She flustered. Her privileged small town life in Kansas has left her with no soul or painful memories. He thanks her and asks for a new victim.

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