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Peace Pit. Annie bellyaches about something or other and Ethan asks her if everything's OK. She doesn't tell him about her class and instead tells him she just wants to put the worries of the world out of her head and enjoy V-day with her man...and Rhonda. Ethan apologizes, she's there early. For what? Usurpers don't break for lunch, Annie.

Hotel Restaurant. Silver's trying to get a reservation for Valentine's Day the morning of. The restaurant is booked, naturally, and her $10 bribe is denied. The maître d' answers an incoming call and takes down a reservation to Silver's chagrin. He informs her that the restaurant reserves a handful of tables for hotel guests. Light bulb!

Peach Pit. Annie asks about Rhonthan's plan for the day. They're going shopping. For what? Rhonthan's differing answers don't sit well with Annie. Ethan fesses up that he asked Rhonda to help him pick out Annie's gift. Annie wipes the sweat from her brow. She gets ready to leave and asks Rhonda if she'll see her at the dance. Rhonda doesn't do dances. She had a really bad experience. After minimal prodding, she lets us in on her back story. It's basically the plot to Carrie expect no pig blood or fiery deaths. Some "mean girls" dared a guy to ask her to a dance and paid him $100 dollars when she showed up. It ends with Rhonda's humiliation, the ingestion of sleeping pills and her subsequent arrival in Beverly Hills. Ethan and Rhonda are glad she opened up. Annie's not pleased with Ethan's hand on Rhonda's.

Suite 112. (It's actually Suite 723 but it's not as catchy.) Silver knocks at Naomi's door to ask for her help making a reservation. She wouldn't normally ask but it's Valentine's Day and she's not a hotel guest. "Valentine's Day? A holiday you once referred to as the greeting card mafia's stranglehold on the brainless and sentimental." Man, none of Silver's personalities are likable. She knows but she's never been in love and she wants tonight to be perfect. Silver wrote a book report for Naomi when they were 12 and she never collected on the favor. Now she is. Naomi gives Silver a "WTF, Crack-head?" look but calls the front desk anyway. Silver squeals with glee and offers to buy her a drink for her troubles. Yeah, cause a 16-year-old who's staying at the freaking W Hotel can't buy her own soda.

On their way out to sit by the pool, Naomi spots New Guy and suggests sitting at the bar. Naomi tells Silver not to mention the fact that they are in high school. She's on it and starts talking loudly in an English accent about her work at the airline. New Guy comes over to take their order and we learn his name is Liam. Naomi asks Silver what was up with the accent. Silver rationalizes that English accents make people sound older. In what world? Crazylandia, of course! He tells them that he just moved to LA sans girlfriend. If he had one he wouldn't be flirting with Naomi. Squeee!!!!

Pastry Shop. Pregs runs into Navid who apologizes for his douchery. He didn't want to make Nika feel bad but instead hurt Pregs, which is the last thing he wanted to do, yet still accomplished quite well. Pregs understands, it's a weird situation. Navid promises the next time anyone says anything he'll shut them down "Navid style", whatever that means. He brings up the dance that she's not going to. She tells him she's happy he met someone, he deserves to be normal and that's just not where she's at right now. She wishes him a happy V-day. Oh Pregs. Sad, alone and pregnant on Valentine's Day. I would feel sorry for you if your predicament wasn't a direct result of your drug induced choices.

Suite 112. Silver freaks out over her dress as she gets ready. Naomi lets her borrow some 5 inch hooker heels and is thanked with a hug. Naomi wants to know what Silver's on and if she can have some. She's taken a hit of love and sees the world through a hazy fog of joy. Naomi thinks it's great and has liked spending time with her. Silver agrees and asks what she's gonna do about hotel hottie, Liam. His shift is over, so not much. Silver, better at the whole creativity thing than Annie, suggests sending a bottle of champagne to his house with a note to meet her by the pool. Brills! Naomi makes another call to the front desk.

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