Aaand we're back!!! Did ya miss it? Can you believe it's been a month and a half since our last visit to the land of 90210? Just think of all the acting classes Shenae could have taken in that time! All the storylines the writers could have come up with for Lucille! All the new open mouthed facial expressions AnnaLynne could have practiced! Maybe they've figured out how to tie up those loose story ends. (Sean, anyone?) Oh, the possibilities! Speaking of possibilities...
Previously: A whole mess of stuff.
WBHS Hallway. Naomi approaches Liam at his locker. She apologizes for sending a bottle of champagne to his house getting him in trouble with his mom. She asks to start over and re-introduces herself. He grabs her arm and throws her against the lockers and starts sucking her face off. She, in return, breathes and moans loudly. Where is the hall monitor? Is this a sex dream? A cell phone rings and she tells him to turn it off. He starts pulling out phone after phone until he pulls out a banana.
Cut to Naomi answering her wake-up call. She hangs up and laughs maniacally. Oh, how I've missed you.
WBHS Real Life. Silxon hurriedly get dressed after a little between class delight in the Media Room. Nice. Let the virgins smell the stank. Dixon's freaking out because someone could have walked in. Silver thinks they would have been jealous or impressed; maybe that janitor with the lazy eye would have gotten his rocks off. He is this century's Tino? Dixon's the principal's son; he can't be gettin' his freak on in the school. Silver ranks the other public places they've fornicated and asks where he wants to do it next. He suggests a bed. A bed in a furniture store? A tanning bed? A bed of roses? Good thing he doesn't mean any of those places because none of them sound too comfortable...or sanitary.
Ugh, Anthan. Annie follows Ethan in the parking lot trying desperately to converse with him about a pop quiz. He's a good 4 feet in front of her and she asks him to wait up. "Is this ever gonna end?" Why, whatever do you mean, Annie? Ethan's still mad at her despite her many apologies. Ethan feels like he doesn't know her. When she was telling Rhonda's story as her own, he was horrified, but impressed. Yes, suckage of that magnitude IS impressive. Anyways, she was so good that he doesn't really know who the real Annie is. It makes him wonder who they are. Ethan is a woman.
Matthews' Class. Blah, blah, blah, poems, blah, meaning, blah, blah. Bell rings. Silver spazzes out over the Lord Byron poem Matthews assigned her. Much like how she felt about Whitney Houston, she never really liked love poems before. She never got them, but now that she's in love, she gets it. Matthews thinks she's inspired and should lay off the crank coffee. She wants to weasel her way out of having to write a poem and show a film for her presentation instead. A film, she claims, will blow his mind. He thinks it sounds good and asks if she's familiar with the equipment in the media room. Oh, yeah, she is. I wonder if wonder if there's a sign-out sheet for Dixon's penis?
Geometry Class. Liam walks in late. Naomi orgasms in her seat. The teacher asks him for the formula to calculate the volume of a triangular prism. He doesn't know. He doesn't know how to figure out the area of a rectangle either. Shouldn't this assessment have taken place before he was placed in geometry instead of in front of the entire class? The teacher asks for a volunteer to help him catch up. Naomi's hand shoots up; she could really use the extra credit.
Credits.
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Comments (8)
holy crap! this show is getting a little ridiculous... really Silver? WTF??
great recap!
1 of 8 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on April 3, 2009 9:38 AM
Robert Pattinson is "Edward" from the Twilight books that all the kids (and myself) are reading these days.
2 of 8 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on April 3, 2009 10:49 AM
Holy Toledo that is a lame poster of Dustin. Sadly that poster is more exciting than his character.
I noticed that Mr. Matthews live at Melrose Place. He doesn't need Silver go all scary on him-he probably has enough drama living at that apartment building.
Did I see helicopters in the next episode?
How twisted was Silver's logic when she blamed Matthews?
Another thing-she accuses the man of underage
dating. Yet, she had no problem having him introduce and watch her pretentious/crazy sex tape.
Hey,maybe she could go find and grab Annie. That way Annie would never be seen again?(I wish!)
3 of 8 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 3, 2009 1:33 PM
Lady_Ace: i know, right?! this kinda craziness is usually reserved for guest stars.
Yanksfan24: thanks! what's a "book"?
hoxharding: he TOTALLY lives at melrose place! LOL.
4 of 8 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 3, 2009 7:07 PM
Quick note for newest episode(Derailed)
Take a look at Ryan's medication cabinet. I swear he has like 3 bottles of prescription cough medicine in that thing.
This might explain why he seems so laid back.
*lol*
5 of 8 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 7, 2009 6:07 PM
Oh crap, I freakin' loved this eposode, if nothing else than because it kept my interest. I even put it on pause when my hubbie tried to ask me a question about something off topic.
Creepy Silver?! Geez, too bad...perhaps they're trying to ensue that she has bi-polar like her Mother? I mean, an out of whack kind of bi-polar, but definitely bi-polar, right? She'd be, uh, definitely having that manic episode right about now!
Thanks for the recap!!
6 of 8 | Posted by dani2526 | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:10 PM
hoxhoarding: totally noticed and pointed out in my next recap!
dani2526: i stopped watching the original after they graduated from college so i really don't know what happened to jackie. was she diagnosed? oh and you'll love this weeks :-)
7 of 8 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:21 PM
dani2526: It was actually David's mom that had bi-polar, not Jackie. Jackie was just a druggie at times.
8 of 8 | Posted by teetle | Posted on April 10, 2009 1:43 AM