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WBHS. Naomi and Pregs walk and talk. Naomi frets over the complete enigma that is Liam. Pregs mocks her about volunteering to be his tutor to win him over. What else was Naomi supposed to do? She has to get him to forgive her, it's not like he's Ethan and she can win him over with potstickers. (His food choices are as boring as his taste in women.) Naomi doesn't know where Liam stands on the potsticker spectrum. More importantly, she doesn't know where he stand on the duck lipped white girl spectrum. Pregs, seductress extraordinaire, asks if she's googled him. Naomi's all, "no doy". He's not even on MySpace OR Facebook. "Well, how does he super poke people?" LOL, Pregs. Don't change.

The gossip girls are all over new guy, Liam. This guy named Josh says he's in a gang. And Sally, That Girl, thinks Liam was involved in culinary activities of the meth kind. Naomi thinks Sally is full of it since she also claimed to go on a date with Rob Pattinson. I guess I'm supposed to know what a "Rob Pattinson" is but I'm kinda proud of the fact I don't. Moving on. Naomi thinks she'll find something out during their tutoring session but Liam, riddle-wrapped enigma that he is, has decided to speed off in his car.

Peach Pit. Dixon serves some customers as Silver shoves a camera in his face. She explains that the moment she decided to make the poem into a film the whole concept just came to her, scene by scene, shot by shot, psychotic episode by psychotic episode. He asks what's next. She needs to re-fuel and she doesn't mean with a Mega-Burger. You know what I talking about! Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. They skippity-skip to the storage room.

Casa Wilson. Becky and Harry talk about...really, it's not important. What sort of is important, but not really considering who it is, is that they run into Annie in the kitchen when she's supposed to be at rehearsal. She quit. It was a small part, not worth her time. Harry throws out "there are no small parts, just small actors". Annie counters that the person who said that got the lead...or saw Shenae's reel. Rimshot! It was easy, but necessary. The truth is Annie doesn't think the play is good for her relationship with Ethan, which is her focus now. She leaves. Becky wants Harry to do something. She should be focusing on herself. She suggests grounding her, forbidding her to see Ethan. Really, Becky? No, not really but Becky feels that Annie's making really bad "acting choices" and Harry refuses to do anything about it. See what I did there?

Sexytime Media Fun Room. Silver frantically works on her film poem. Matthews checks in on her. She great! This project has made her realize that she wants to be a filmmaker. Matthews think it's better than blogging. Matthews, five words: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story. Silver asks for more of the allotted 10 minutes since, with major cuts, her video will be about 45 minutes long. "Are you out of your mind?" A simple no would suffice. She returns to her furious editing. Has no one noticed the complete 180 this girl's personality has taken? There's being intense and being fucking insane.

Casa Wilson. Dixon wakes in the early morning to find Silver standing over him. She's going to rock his world. Oh Dixon, what's it gonna take? Her burning down Lucille's house?

Back from commercials, Dixon wonders what Silver's doing. She reminds him he wanted to do it in a bed. Not the one down the hall from his parents, doofus. She tells him she finished her masterpiece and now she's ready to celebrate with some extra quiet sex. He's going to FREAK OUT when he sees the film. Looks like he's freaking out now. She was having a hard time cutting it down to Matthews' suggested 10 minutes but then realized it would be wasted on the plasma TV's in their classroom. She's decided to show it in a theater. Really? It's that easy to just rent out a movie theater? What kind of allowance does Mel give her? He finally gets her to leave. Had Dixon not been in such a hurry to get her out of there he may have noticed the fact that this bitch be trippin'.

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