The last episode of 90210 of the season is here! Praise the Lord! Can I get an Amen? Seriously though, Gasmii. You would think a show this caca for koo koo poops would be easy to recap and make fun of but its not. There are only so many ways you can tell fictional characters to theoretically shut up.
On with the show!
Powder Room. Naomi blabs Liam's sob story to her bitch-ass sister. Cliff Notes version: Daddy left early on. Mom worked as a maid for rich family in Long Island. Liam caught them in flagrante delicto. They got married, moved to Cali and now hate Liam. Naomi asks if Jen is even listening to her. Sure she is. Liam sounds neat. She's not listening. Tonight, everything between Naomi and Liam changed. EVERYTHING.
Phoebe walks in to talk to Naomi. Total emergency. "Principal Loser" ruined her party and now no one is stepping up! Like, to the streets? She sees Jen and thinks she's a chaperone and starts to lecture Naomi on the ills of after-prom parties. After wondering if Phoebe had a head injury, she realizes what's up and introduces her to her sister. She then volunteers to have the party at her house. Jen doesn't think so. She ain't having no house trashing, beer spilling, pukemeisters at her house. Actually Jen, since Naomi bought everything and is the only one paying the rent, it's her house. If she feels like having a bunch of pimpled faced adolescents with no respect for other people's property at her house, then she's going to have a bunch of pimpled faced adolescents with no respect for other people property at her house. Jen warns her not to do this.
Naomi walks around telling people about the party. She sees some chick we're supposed to believe is someone Naomi's talked to before, Penelope, who warns her that "Benedict Annie" is right there. "Principal Loser"? "Benedict Annie?" Is that the best these kids can come up with? I guess the witty fat kids didn't go to prom this year. Naomi defends her friend and tells Annie not to worry. She compliments the wrap she's wearing and the way she looks tonight. "Like a model, a really short one. Or a regular sized one standing in the distance." HA! She get a text re: Operation Birthin' Babies. Before she takes off she asks Annie to take care of her house and make sure no one vomits wine coolers on the rug. But everything else is fair game.
The Three Amigos walk around the parking lot looking for their limo. A passing prom-goer congratulates Dixon on Prom King. He gives him a sulky thank you. Why you gotta be like that? Silver thinks he should be enjoying his victory. He finds it difficult to enjoy something his girlfriend thinks is stupid. That list of things she finds stupid is dangerously close to including your whiny ass.
Annie interrupts our super couple to tell them about Pregs. They have to get to Naomi's house quick before everyone starts showing up. Silver figures that Pregs and Navid took the limo. Ethan asks some guy named Duncan for a ride. Duncan, who happens to be sharing a limo with Phoebe, agrees. She, however, doesn't want that "rat" in their limo. Annie swears she didn't snitch and she would really appreciate a ride to her house to get her car. Phoebe agrees as long as Annie doesn't talk or look at her.
Traffic Jam. Naomi apologizes to Liam for abandoning him. He'll see her later. She's surprised he's going to the party. Well, it's her party. Of course, he's going. There's smooching. There's me gagging. He tells her his mom's been sending him to a $200 an hour therapist that he's barely said 5 words to. One night with Naomi and he's told her his whole life story. Yeah, one night and several months of banging. Oh yeah, and all that personal stuff he told her, that's private. But she already knows that. And so does her sister.
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Comments (1)
I have the same theory about who the witness to the hit and run is also.
But knowing the new show,they will turn that storyline into nothing.
Thing that gets me-did Ade know Brenda was in China?
If not,did she have a dream that involved seeing the future?
Did Annie hit Brenda's dad? That would suck big time.
It would be alot better if she whacked Ethan or Dixon.
Wait,maybe the witness is Mr. Matthews. He was pretty much the only one that didn't show up on the episode.
Nah,he probably was busy downing his many bottles of cough syrup and deciding which one of the old cast he will sleep with next.
Oh, yeah,Perry might be returning.
Nahhhhh,Matthews wouldn't,would he?
1 of 1 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on May 25, 2009 12:14 PM