Okay, Procrastinators, I was super-excited to see what happens this week on The Age of Love! We begin in the older ladies suite, where they snack on wine and cheese while discussing their new competition, the 20-year-olds. They are not happy.
OMG you guys totally look young!
Jayanna the Ticking Clock claims she does not need to compete with 21-year-olds and she'll tell us why. "The guy who wants that girl is not my guy." The women nod in agreement. Jayanna goes on to ask "How successful are these women? Do these women make two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year? I doubt it!" Good point Jay, but this show is called "The Age of Love" not "The Salary of Love."
Meanwhile, the younger women suspect that the older women think they know a lot more than them. For example, they probably think they know how to make two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year. Smooth Adelaide, pretending to be one of the older women, mocks "I know a lot more about relationships than you do, honey." Smiling Amanda answers, "Then why aren't you in a relationship?" The youngest, Megan, says that the oldest woman is older than her mom. Then they all laugh and laugh.
Mark Twain totally had a waddle fetish.
Kelly Ripa's husband goes to The Poo's suite to set up the day's activities. But first, the two guys reminisce about last night's Elimination. Kelly Ripa's husband notes that when Angela left, all the older women hugged her and when Lauren left, the younger women were like: "Later!" The Poo thinks the younger women are competitive. You don't know the half of it, Poo. He has to pick two women he wants to get to know better. He picks Post-Op Kelli because "she just seems more sexual than the others." Wait, not because she makes two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year? He also picks Smiling Amanda because "she's always smiling and I like to see girls smile." Alright already with the smiling!
The producers lead Kelli and Amanda to believe they are having individual dates with The Poo. They arrive at the restaurant simultaneously in different limos. They both step out onto the curb and notice each other. Kelli says "Wow!" as she sees Amanda. Kell recovers quickly and says all friendly,"Hi!" and walks towards Amanda. Amanda ignores her, does not smile, and walks directly towards the restaurant. Kelli says again "Hiiiii!" and Amanda says, irritatedly, "Hi." She slows down enough for Kelli to catch up with her. They find The Poo and Kelly Ripa's husband waiting for them at the front of the restaurant. KRH tells them he knows they thought they were having individual dates. They both nod without looking at one another. "Well, technically you both are, just at the same time." Kelli is going to sit at a table at one end of the place and Amanda will sit at the other end. The Poo will run back and forth between them trying to balance a plate of bananas on his head. Whoever has his attention at the end of an hour gets to spend extra time with him having dessert. Yippee, what a fun game.
The Poo picks to sit with Amanda first. He orders her a glass of champagne and tells the waitress, "It's a special occasion. It's our first date." It's pretty creepy and disingenuous since we can see Kelli sitting on the other side of the restaurant in plain view. This bothers The Poo, so he excuses himself and runs over to Kelli's table. The waitress offers them a choice of chicken or pasta (what is this? a wedding reception?) and The Poo orders the pasta because, he tells Kelli, "I'm actually having chicken over there." Kelli laughs good-naturedly. Amanda tells the camera when she heard them laughing it was her first "Oh no!" moment. Oh, it wasn't when you saw Kelli get out of the limo?
You could be sisters! Uh....
Kelli and Amanda start getting competitive trying to hold The Poo's attention. Kelli tells The Poo she just got her real estate license and she's not sure if she wants to do commercial or residential, but residential seems appealing since she'll help people find their dream homes, netting about two hundred thousand dollars a year. Amanda tells The Poo she dances for the Nashville Hockey team. Kelli eats a little bit of chicken and is full. Amanda tells The Poo she had pizza yesterday before her chocolate cake and ice cream.
Back at the suites, KRH brings the remaining contenders down to the pool. He informs them that they will be creating group dates for the opposing sets of ladies.
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Comments (2)
LOL, I haven't read the recap yet, but that has to be the greatest photo/title combo ever!
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Posted on July 9, 2007 6:55 AM
I am watching this show and I think you do a great job with the recaps. They are to the point, but very funny and you have a lot of the same observations that I do. How are they going to make 5 more episodes? What other lame dates can they go on?
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Posted on July 9, 2007 11:02 AM