Up ahead at the pit stop - Victor and Tammy check in as TEAM ONE!
Wow. I really hope he doesn't share that instrument with anyone. Gross. I kind of wonder if Phil dared him to stick them in his nose right before they filmed. Oh Phil.
They both win kayaks as their first place prize and exclaim, "They're so useful in LA and San Franciso!" Am I missing the part where there's a waterway lane on the freeway?
Cause if there was one in LA you know it'd look like this.
Mel and Mike finish dancing and head off while Margie is still shakin' it with lipstick all over her teeth. Good lord. She really is such a mom.
For some reason Jodi starts thinking about and crying about her daughter while she's painting the elephant. Jesus - what's her daughter look like?
Oh. Ok. That makes sense then. I'm sure she's got a great personality.
Kisha & Jen and the Cheerleaders finish dancing and run for their cabs. But the Cheerleaders can't find their cabbie. To which Jaime screams, "WHERE DID HE GO?!!? SIGHTSEEING?!!?"
AND THE HELL SPLITS OPEN, THERE'S AN AWFUL PUTRID SMELL AND JAIME LOSES HER SHIT.
Hell hath no fury like a Cheerleader scorned.
Suddenly the cabbie appears and Jaime and Cara FREAK OUT on him and... wait for it...
Jaime HITS HIM on his back TWICE!!! WHAT A BITCH! I hope the cabbie drops them off in a shit area - preferably at the corner of "BEATDOWN" and "MUGME".
Lil Guys make their way through on the bikes and start looking for the charm. They should be PROS at this...
Cause they're always after their lucky charms! Go Lil Guys!
This was clearly the wrong challenge to do. Good luck finding that flippin' charm. It's getting close between them and the FA's for last. The suspense!!!
Meanwhile Mel & Mike check in - Mel survived another leg! HE'S the Bionic Mom!!!
Everyone else checks in at the mat - Kisha & Jen, Margie & Luke and then the Cheerleaders. It's a hot race between the Lil' Guys and the FA's!!!
AND it's the LIL GUYS!!!! Team #6 by a leg!! A very short leg. Christie and Jodi come in right behind them and are ELIMINATED.
Phil asks what they came into this race to get. Uhhh... how about a million fucking dollars, Phil?!?! Oh... actually Jen says it was to help feel fulfilled and Jodi says it was to teach her daughter not to give up...
And not to get a checmical peel while in India. Sheesh.
And that's it!!! Holy shit. SO much happened! Let me hear it folks! Thoughts?! Comments?! Love letters?! Hate mail?! DISH IT!!!
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1 of 9 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on March 27, 2009 12:37 PM
Comments not working :0(
2 of 9 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on March 27, 2009 12:41 PM
Hey there we had to rebuild the page but I think everything's working now! Sorry bout that!
3 of 9 | Posted by flipit | Posted on March 27, 2009 12:58 PM
Nice recap.
I was hoping for a roadblock where they went to a call center and had to handle tech support calls for home computers.
Mel was a real trooper... and still a gentleman.
Mike totally could play Mr. Burns if they ever make a live action Simpsons movie.
Jaime demonstrates where the term "Ugly American" came from.
Still looking like the siblings are the favorites to win. (Lord knows, as lawyers they must need the money.)
4 of 9 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on March 27, 2009 2:34 PM
Great challenges this week! I would have loved to paint the elephant. (Does that sound like a weird euphemism for something?)
5 of 9 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on March 27, 2009 4:32 PM
Can't stop laughing about this one: "Look at the monkeys, Cara!" Those are children, Jaime. CHILDREN.
Priceless, bBitz. Priceless.
6 of 9 | Posted by zbird | Posted on March 27, 2009 5:32 PM
"Honey, you're so out I'm surprised you don't shit glitter!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one! Love your screen snaps and captions. This has actually been a pretty good TAR. There hasn't been a *really* despicable team. Everyone's got their meh moments and a spaz out. But, there's no team I really don't want to see win. No one's cleaning up on all the first place pit stop arrivals, either.
Then again, I haven't had a good belly laugh like when Dandrew were trying to march with the Russian soldiers last time 'round. Ah, but we've still got several weeks left.
7 of 9 | Posted by 2muchbravo | Posted on March 27, 2009 10:39 PM
I want to be more like Mel and less like Victor.
8 of 9 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on March 29, 2009 5:23 PM
Brilliant. Effin' brilliant. I'd laughed out loud three times halfway down the first page and kept laughing. "Honey - you're so "out there" I'm surprised you don't shit glitter" and "Someone please keep him behind the piano" were two of my favourites. You outdid yourself with this one. Thanks for the laugh!
9 of 9 | Posted by Mojo | Posted on April 1, 2009 11:47 AM