By the way - high point of this episode:
I'm just saying.
Ken and Tina steam ahead and get through "village life". While the Divorcees totally fuck up, miss the clue box and start "Village Life". At what point do you think these two will READ THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS ON ANYTHING?
Nick and Starr get done first and are off in tut-tut's to Angkor Wat! Cool! I was hoping they'd go there. I thought for sure it'd be the pit stop though.
Aja and Ty are WAY behind. It's pretty obvious they're gonna get eliminated.
The Divorcees arrive at one of their "Village Life" stops to pick up "teeth" and for a second think that it's this woman's:
"OHHHH MYYYYY GOD... They're not even whitening them."
Luckily for this woman the girls spot the fake teeth they're supposed to get.
ROAD BLOCK! Once teams arrive at Angkor Wat they need to find a hidden room, make a thumping sound that echos and then they get their next clue.
Nick takes the challenge and Ken passes it over to Tina (wisely so - you know she'd be ripping his balls off if he f-ed this one up). Soon Terence/Sarah and Dallas/Toni arrive and follow. Nick speeds through and is the first out.
Meanwhile - the Divorcees are on their way and bitch about how people need to be "scared" of them and people need to "recognize". They say this as they're in 5th place. Awesome.
Tina's having a hard time finding anything in the temple and just wanders around thumping her empty chest.
She's also furious to learn there's no concierge OR day spa! WTF?!
Back at base Ken is freaking out that he let Tina do this one on her own. I don't know why - she's doing a great job of getting lost and crying about it. Finally she gets it though.
Nick and Starr come in FIRST and win a bunch of shit! Yeah!
Back at Angkor Wat, the Fat Frats declare...
It is! And ironically - both places contain the same amount of hot girls that would want to sleep with you.
Terenece/Sarah and Dallas/Toni check in. I'm still rooting for Dallas/Toni to win one of these legs!
The Fat Frats finally complete the road block but have little to worry about. I'm pretty sure Ty and Aja are roughly 5-6 days behind. Best reaction - the Divorcees SHIT BRICKS to find out they're FIFTH. HAHAHAHA!!! Love it. I thought they were gonna gut Phil right there.
And then... came... Aja and Ty. Last place - eliminated - but they declare their love to each other and all is well. Except for losing a chance at a million dollars. That parts gotta blow.
Before the episode closes we get a side note: because Terence and Sarah got a speeding ticket, they'll get penalized 30 minutes in the next leg. Hmmm... funny how that got brought up LATER. I bet they tried to keep THAT a secret! Treachery!
That's it folks! What'd you think?! It's gettin' good! I'll have the next episode up in the next 24 hours! until then... DISH IT!!!
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Comments (8)
Yay for getting caught up! As always, your recap had me cracking up. I loved the line under the pic of Terrence and the broken boat. ""When the moon hits your eye - spend time with me - you'll wanna die - that's amore!" How true is that?!?! I don't think I'd be able to spend 5 minutes with that guy before I would want to hurt him.
I was sad that Ty and Aja were eliminated last week, and after what happened on this week's episode, even more so. That's usually how it works though. Anyways, I look forward to reading this week's recap soon! :-)
1 of 8 | Posted by JustJesse | Posted on November 4, 2008 2:12 PM
"Soon the Fat Frats figure out what they were doing wrong. Turns out they had to pump FAST."
I would have thought the Fat Frats would have had experience doing that. Guess having to do it with someone else is what threw them...
Great recap, as always :)
2 of 8 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on November 4, 2008 3:55 PM
Apparently the Fat Frats didn't know that there wasa valve on the pump to let the gas flow... that one of them started furiously pumping at the same time was a coincidence.
3 of 8 | Posted by Insidious Heresy | Posted on November 4, 2008 6:09 PM
Did anyone else notice that Tina kept speaking snippets of Spanish to the locals, even though she was in Cambodia? She did it in India too. Apparently, in Tina's mind, all brown people speak Spanish. What an idiot.
4 of 8 | Posted by Norwego | Posted on November 5, 2008 8:20 AM
Great recap (I appreciate your brevity, as well).
It was hard not to feel sorry for Terence when they had such bad luck on the boat (although I was sort of hoping the cop would either beat him - more - senseless or lock him up overnight).
5 of 8 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 5, 2008 9:56 AM
Oh yeah I feel sorry for Terrance..uh..never. I like the comment about the divorcees cologne, isn't it Eau d' Desperayshawn? Any pix of Dallas shirtless are worth the time! Totally like Toni & D. Watching Tina and Ken is just sad because you can tell they'll probably never work it out and neither of them are the "babes" they must have considered themselves at one time and REALITY is a bitch when it bites you in the mirror. Tina doesn't have the money to afford a good looking Adonis boy toy that will lie to her, and Ken's had so much life force drained from him by Tina that he'll need the next two decades to recover. Wow I'm bitchy right now. But it's because I wrote out a check for $976.22 in property taxes while reading the recap. I'm goping to have to keep my "realities" separate from now on!
6 of 8 | Posted by soapboxx | Posted on November 5, 2008 11:47 AM
I remember Dallas' chest being bigger. Maybe it's the angle. Regardless, it was nice to see it again.
At least Tina knows when something is her fault. That's good.
7 of 8 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on November 6, 2008 8:32 AM
This episode annoyed me because there was no way in hell Aja and Ty were going to make it. It bothers me when they make them do tasks even though it's clear they are going to be eliminated.
Anywho, those lovely little taxis are called "tuk-tuks" not "tut-tuts".
8 of 8 | Posted by pixiegal262 | Posted on November 6, 2008 11:09 AM