Finally Kisha and Jen finish the challenge and head off. Thanks to the miracle of editing, it seems like all teams are still in taxis on the way to the pit stop but I have a feeling the last 2 teams are like an hour behind. Cara and Jaime are in the front and are totally having panic attack that they might, yet again, miss out on being team number one. They finally make it to the pit stop, practically in tears and check in as team number 1. Boo.
AND THEN OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! It's not the end of the race!!!! Phil pops out another clue!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKERS!!!!
Look at their faces!!! BWAH HA HA HA!!! It's called karma ladies!!!
Also look at Phils face - because it's the last time you'll see it without Jaime's claw marks all over it. He's a total fucking dead man.
And that's it! "TO BE CONTINUED"!!! Wow! It could NOT have come at a better time! What's everyone think?! Are the next 2 minutes of footage going to be Jaime eating Phil's innards while he's still alive?! Can the girls catch up and make it to the final three?! Will Victor's cramps be his demise?! Does Phil know how to sign "No seriously - keep running."?! Come on kids and DISH IT!!!
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Comments (12)
tammy and victor have no more advantage then the teams that can speak spanish in the past seasons. I really don't like margie and luke, she is always plaing the victim card
1 of 12 | Posted by carol | Posted on May 3, 2009 10:47 AM
Hilarious!!!!!!!! Loved the Queen cap/pic and Jamie giving birth to a horned baby. Maybe the doc could just jerk it out by it's tail! Thanks for the recap, Yield coming up and Marge and Luke have already used theirs. Should be interesting. I'm very over M&L, he's such a panty waste bitch. I like K&J and V&T. I really hope K&J win, but almost all of the teams have been "Ugly Americans".
2 of 12 | Posted by soapboxx | Posted on May 3, 2009 11:17 AM
It seems like everybody is trying to make Cara and Jaime look good. I think Kisha and Jen's remarks were WORSE than anything Jaime's said--but they weren't to anybody's face, anyway.
Luke has got to get away from his mama if there is to be any hope of his ever growing up.
I like the way Phil had the foresight to protect his face with the clue when he told Cara and Jaime the bad news!
3 of 12 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on May 3, 2009 11:26 AM
I am rooting for Team Kisha and Jen well anybody except Margie and Luke. I really hope Luke & Margie don't win - their both equally ridiculous!!!
4 of 12 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on May 3, 2009 11:45 AM
This line made me laugh (under the picture of Victor jumping):
"At least Victor nailed the "YMCA" before hitting the water." He did. He did.
Oh, and you know he liked running around in that skimpy speedo.
I'm rooting for Victor and Tammy cause us gays gotta stick together but since two of the other teams have gays too...
No, I can't root for Luke and Margie because Luke's a bitch (and not in a good way) and I can't root for Kisha and Jen cause those comments WERE racist and I can't root for the redheads cause one of them is the DEVIL.
Uh, maybe they should start the race over and bring back all the ousted teams?
Thanks for the good recap BBITZ.
5 of 12 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on May 3, 2009 1:44 PM
I'm still a sucker for mom/son teams. Go Margie & Luke!!
6 of 12 | Posted by Clair | Posted on May 3, 2009 3:11 PM
It's getting hard to know who to root against, anymore. I think the father-son team was the last one I consistantly felt like cheering for.
I did feel sorry for the sisters... it took some serious grit to jump off the board when you were that scared.
Luke's behavior was just wrong... and his mother share responsiblity for his immaturity.
ROFL when Phil flashed the Clue at the cheerleaders.
7 of 12 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on May 3, 2009 5:38 PM
I was watching this episode with my saintly little old mother when she turned to me and said "That deaf kid is kind of a douch". LOL Mom.
8 of 12 | Posted by IsabellaTheCat | Posted on May 3, 2009 7:16 PM
Isabella - your mom rocks!
9 of 12 | Posted by carol | Posted on May 3, 2009 9:38 PM
"The Deaf kid is Kind of a douch!" I would have died hearing that fro a little old lady. Funniest thing I have heard in a while.
Great recap! I had to contain my laughter several times because I am at work.
I can't believe some of the things that have come out of these people's mouths.
Sure does make for some funny ass tv!
10 of 12 | Posted by v_cap | Posted on May 4, 2009 10:00 AM
Put me squarely in the "Anybody But Margie & Luke" category at this point.
For a deaf kid, he runs his mouth a lot of kicking ass, etc., the hides behind mommy's skirt whenever there is a challenge.
I have been the kiss of death for each team I've started rooting for. It's making me think about rooting for M&L, but I can't do it.
I guess it's Vicky and Tammy for me.
11 of 12 | Posted by patbone21 | Posted on May 4, 2009 2:45 PM
Loved the captions on this recap! Jamie and Cara need to go!Thanks for a great recap!
12 of 12 | Posted by jglau78 | Posted on May 4, 2009 4:48 PM