Tammy manages to finish plowing without Victor freaking out too much. He's whining less because they're in the lead yet again.
Meanwhile Luke is about to finish plowing...
Guess how many more times you'll have to say that before he hears you?
Those teams are now off to a library. Well - if Kris and Amanda HAD made it this far, that would surely have been their demise.
Kisha and Jen are having a bitch of a time driving the Russian Bride. It could because Jen refuses to take it out of first gear. I hope they know how to say "We need a new engine." in Russian.
The FA's are lost with their bride who is "freezing her ass off". That chick is NOT happy.
Teams arrive at the library to find a Roadblock.
Oh Phil. The things you'll do for an Emmy. Let it go buddy. Let it go.
Teams must run 1.4 miles in their underwear. Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!? I'd give a shit less about the underwear part if it wasn't FREEZING there. I hope the next pitstop includes flu shots and an ICU.
BTW - Kris could've been here for this. I HATE YOU AMANDA.
Luke, Tammy and Cara all run in their underwear. No matter who runs, Mike or Mel, I'm going to blind myself.
What is it about Lil' Guys that just makes you want to pick them up and squueeeze them?!
The sisters catch up and the FA's, now in last place, finally get their bride to the wedding.
Margie and Luke come in first place - no surprise there - sinister deaf kid! Although I give him props for running the whole way. Unlike Cara. Jaime's head pretty much spins around when Tammy tells her Cara is walking. I dare her to say one friggin' thing to Cara. There'll be a cheerleader massacre.
Victor's excited that the pit stop is at a ballet. Good God. We get it already Victor.
Mike and Lil' Guy are running away. I'll do everyone and NOT post a photo. They're not the only ones getting shrinkage out of this ordeal.
Jen is driving like shit all over the city. Not only does she almost smash the car up - she pretty much ruins the engine. I hope they post an extra video online of when the PA returns that car to the rental place.
BTW - It's pretty bad when your Dad looks less-likely-to-drop-dead than you do.
Lil' Guys finally arrive and walk by Phil. So Phil starts whistling and snapping at them! LOL. "Here boys... come on... goooooood boys! You get a cookie!"
I was disappointed that he didn't pet them on the head when they arrived.
Jen decides to take the run and in process we learn she doesn't wear underwear. Ick. They give her underwear to wear...
But I think they should've taught her a lesson and made her go without.
Len takes off as the FA's arrive behind them. Almost worse than having no underwear? Wearing a thong.
Wow. Half of Russia could see her One-Way ticket.
BTW - Jodie slammed her finger in the car door. She's a total trooper about it. Or is she a CYLON?!?
Kisha and Jen check in as team #6 and the FA's are LAST. BUT... it's this season's first NON-ELIMINATION! They're safe! What a waste. Should've saved Kris and ditched Amanda. I'M JUST SAYING!
Thoughts?!!? DISH IT!!!
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Comments (8)
I missed this one episode... but in the interests of warm and open international relationships, I think they should not be allowed to blur out (hot) women wearing throngs. It shows disrespect for the other country, you know?
1 of 8 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on March 25, 2009 2:01 PM
Recap fine.
Uh, what happened to all that bio stuff of YOU and those "photos." I thought you should have included more risque photos.
2 of 8 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on March 25, 2009 4:02 PM
Mr Dangerous,
re: "bio stuff of YOU and those 'photos'"
Huh?! What are you talking about?!
bBitz
3 of 8 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on March 25, 2009 4:25 PM
the photo captions in this recap made me laugh so hard it hurts to breath. I'm glad someone else thought Kris was very very easy on the eyes.
Side note - this is the first season where you can watch the race online (cbs.com)
4 of 8 | Posted by jmportia | Posted on March 25, 2009 9:25 PM
Oh, don't panic. There weren't any of THOSE photos. You didn't get that mixed up.
Uh, there were "headshots." Then there was a bio. (I think I know everything about your entire life now.) Then there was a link to a blog and then there were more photos(?). uh, then there was a link to your resume.
You went to Boston College, right?
Though, in all honesty, if you really want people to look at "it" -- "your weblink?" you should include nude photos: of yourself -- or nude photos of hot guys.
Don't worry. No one saw anything they shouldn't have.
5 of 8 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on March 26, 2009 7:58 AM
Jmportia, you know who else is easy on the eyes? Phil in his underwear...
HAWT!
6 of 8 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on March 26, 2009 2:34 PM
LOL - yeah that's a link to my website. I'm working on developing my blog more if you want to check back.
And whaddya mean "nude photos of myself OR hot guys"?!!? RUDE!!!
7 of 8 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on March 26, 2009 10:29 PM
Oh, you read that wrong Bblitz. You are as handsome as any man alive. You put the hand in handsome.
I should have said, "nude photos of yourself and OTHER hot, sexy, manly, virile, porn-esque guys."
8 of 8 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on March 27, 2009 12:19 PM