Soon afterwards the Divorcees figure it out but the Fat Frats don't. UNTIL that is - Ken and Tina come along and take time to SHOW them how to find the right numbers!!! WHAT?!?!?!? Holi Shit! What was in that water that Tina drank?! Luckily she keeps it real and tells the Fat Frats, "YOU OWE US NOW!" That's my girl!
Side note: The guy checking the numbers has to be the zaniest Amazing Race clue-person ever. He pushed Tina, glared at the Divorcees and put a newspaper on his head at one point. WTF?! He should be Phil's new sidekick.
The Fat Frats beat the Divorcees out of the challenge and head off to the Pit Stop but the girls are close behind. Meanwhile Ken and Tina check in as Team #4! They're really lovin' each other now!
The Divorcees take time to make one more "Divorcee-Moment-of-the-Day" though! While in the taxi and looking at the new world around them, Christy comments, "I don't know how anyone lives here. It's quite miserable." For them it's the "Ew-I'd-Rather-Be-Shopping-In-America Race".
The Fat Frats have it - Team #5! They beat the Divorcees who come in last and... are ELIMINATED! KARMA WINS IN THE END! And you want to know why I don't feel bad at all?!? Kelly has the balls to cry, "Christy and I really enjoyed traveling all around and seeing places." Hmmm... right. Anyways, I hope they catch it on film when the girls take a shiv to Starr's kidneys on the way out.
And that's it! WOW. This was seriously the best episode so far. I'm loving this season. What's everyone thinking?! I love all of your comments so far - please keep them coming aaaand DISH IT!
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Comments (15)
There is something terribly wrong with Terrance, who the hell pours water up your nose to get something out of it. Try BLOWING you moron!! I'm surprised he didn't ask Sarah to pick it out for him... Cannot wait for them to get eliminated!!!
Great Recap, as usual. Wow, those divorcee's can't read directions can they? She must had gone back and fourth about 5 times before they finally figured it out. Did you see Terrance push everybody out of his way? I was surprised no one took a swing at him, I sure would have...
1 of 15 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on November 12, 2008 11:16 AM
Since I started reading tvgasm, when I watch shows and I pick out scenes I wish they would post because they are too funny
I loved this recap by the way
P.S. Did y'all hear about the naked Dallas pictures?
2 of 15 | Posted by greenshoes713 | Posted on November 12, 2008 11:34 AM
I've laughed thru many recaps at tvgasm, but never have I laughed so hard that I cried until your caption & the pictures of Terrence in bed. BWAH HA HA!
So happy those nasty girls were eliminated. I think Tina helped the fatfrats just to get those girls outta there!
Excellent episode & excellent recap!!!
3 of 15 | Posted by suckitbitches | Posted on November 12, 2008 11:48 AM
Funniest recap EVER!
4 of 15 | Posted by Clair | Posted on November 12, 2008 11:51 AM
In your Terrence in bed montage it looks like Terrence is taking it up the butt.
I'm liking that Ken and Tina but I want to switch up the teams. I want Ken and Dallas to be partners and then Tina and Toni can be partners.
After each leg of the race I want there to be a sequence where Ken and Dallas shower together. (Okay, maybe I'm the only one that wants to see that.)
Anyway, don't lie about Nick. It's obvious you've got a thing for him. Lie to your mother but don't like to me, baby.
5 of 15 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on November 12, 2008 12:08 PM
LOL I wouldn't mind seeing Nick and Dallas shower together...
Terry is scaring me he looks like the Exorcist..
6 of 15 | Posted by greenshoes713 | Posted on November 12, 2008 12:36 PM
My eyes!! My eyes!! Terence in bed--AAARGHH! Does anyone have any brain-bleach handy?
He looks like a Christian martyr wearing the crown of thorns.
Let's mix up the teams this way: Ken and Dallas (Team Beef), Tina and Starr (Team Winner), Sara and Andrew (Team Long-Suffering), Dan and Terence (Team Tense)--wouldn't that be perfect? I still like Sara, and, I must say, Andrew has grown on me. I love a nice, mellow guy; that's probably why my first serious boyfriend was a serious pothead.
7 of 15 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 12, 2008 12:37 PM
Wow, I forgot Nick and Toni. I guess they could go together, or maybe Toni and Starr, and Nick and Tina. Yeah, that sounds good. I'd really like to see Nick and Tina as a team!
8 of 15 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 12, 2008 1:16 PM
Funny as hell recap dude! :) And yay, you're caught up. I thought this episode was great. I cracked up the whole time Kelly and Christie were at the dye challenge. What a bunch of idiots. And then Tina getting green and cussing, that was pretty funny too. I thought her hair looked cool!!
I'm not a big fan of Andrew and Dan but I was so glad it was Kelly and Christie to leave and not them. Looks like they have a meltdown this week anyways. And oh yeah, I was cheering on Ken and Tina too! They did awesome this episode!!
9 of 15 | Posted by JustJesse | Posted on November 12, 2008 2:09 PM
And the Emmy for best recap ever in reality TV programming goes to.....bBitz! Laughed all the way thru, thanks sooo much! Love this season too!
10 of 15 | Posted by soapboxx | Posted on November 12, 2008 2:43 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha- That caption of Terrance had me falling out. So not an image I wanted in my head. Loving Ken and Tina this episode and so glad the divorced dummies are gone. This was a really good episode. Pretty much anything that comes out of Terrence's mouth is priceless- what a tool. 'Who's my girl!'...You are!' ha ha- so funny.
Thanks for the awesome recap!! Images of Terrance's O face will haunt me for a while though.....Must...not...picture...Ooohhhh, damn it, it won't go away.
11 of 15 | Posted by corndog | Posted on November 12, 2008 3:17 PM
Terrance & Sarah are the best entertainment ever. Sarah is so capable, and Terrance is such a weenie. Crack me up.
Glad the Divorcees are gone, I'd had enough of them.
Kenny & Tina (with green hair) were the least annoying ever in this episode.
This season took some time, but this past episode was enjoyable.
Thanks for the awesome recap!
12 of 15 | Posted by Yur Mom | Posted on November 12, 2008 3:23 PM
What gets me is what assholes Tina and the Divorcees were to the Indian people with the dye. That REALLY is a holy festival that they celebrate every year. A co-worker of mine who is from India says it is the favorite one of the year and everyone has so much fun. Way to make Americans look like jerks, girls.
13 of 15 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 13, 2008 3:39 AM
GREAT recap (and a good,fun AR episode).
When the 4 kids joined up on the electric number thing, Nick/Starr had already found one - but didn't mention it to Toni/Dallas. So, I was expecting only one of them to have it right on the first try. I wonder if Nick told them about the first number or if the other team just spotted it at some point.
Nice to see girls eliminated. I'd liek to see Terrance next, if only to keep you from planting any more of those "sex" images in my brain.
I pretty much agreed with everything you said. Awesome job.
14 of 15 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 13, 2008 10:37 AM
Excellent! I wish they had that Holi Festival in "I Love Money". Then that show wouldn't be terrible.
15 of 15 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on November 14, 2008 10:15 AM