Once teams are inside they find a clue box that gives them Route Info to head to the Church Saint Innokenty. What?! I'm disappointed. No challege at the dam? I thought for sure they'd have to ride an exercise bike until they output as much energy as the dam. Or play "find the hidden nukes". Or SOMETHING. Boo.
Once at the Church, teams get their challenge which is themed to "Keeping warm in Siberia". Stack or Construct. In "Stack" they must stack firewood and in "Construct" they must build wood shutters for windows and install them on a house. So... Siberians keep warm with firewood and wood shutters? And they live right near a gigantic power plant?! Does anyone else see a problem here? SOMEONE'S not sharing the electricity.
Lil Guys go for "Stack" since they stack wood all of the time. So does everyone else. I guess that lady who needs her shutters done is shit outta luck.
Apparently another useful means of warming oneself in Siberia is dressing like you live in Guadalajara. Ole!
While the Lil Guys are running to the challenge one of them bites it:
You should have done your stretches!
The Flight Attd's get to the wood first and are greeted by:
Yet another way Siberians keep warm. Getting HAMMERED. Too bad Brad wasn't here for this one!
Kisha and Jen show up and start stackin'. Jen says "It's like Jenga!" Kind of. Except when the stack falls in Jenga nobody gets crushed to death. Meanwhile Jen complains "This is a lot of freakin' wood!" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! Sorry. I get one of those per recap.
Lil Guys finally arrive - they got lost finding it. It's now a race to see who can work their wood the best. WHAT?!
Meanwhile the other teams arrive at the airport and they all race off to the dam. It's getting heated too because these teams are way behind and one of them may be elimnated.
Back at the wood piles, we learn that stacking wood is an event to get tossed at and:
Siberians don't believe in bras.
Whether is was poor stacking or this lady's jugs bouncing up and down - the Lil Guy's pile falls over and knocks down the one behind it. This starts some Lil Guy bickering. Which I'm kind of excited about just because I want to hear one of them say "DON'T GET SHORT WITH ME!"
The FA's (Flight Attendants) remark "Mark and Mike just got beat by girls". You gotta love self-inflicted sexism. Lil Guys decide to give up and run to the other challenge. I love how they knock over the stack that was already there and peace out. Fuck you very much, friendly Siberians!
The second group of teams finally arrive at the dam and get their next clue. While the Lil Guys search for the house in need of shutter, Kisha and Jen beat the FA's in wood stacking. Kisha & Jen get the next clue: Find the museum of the novel, "The Last Bow" and enter through the marked door. They're in the lead but maybe not for long - Jen pronounces "Bow" as in "Bow Wow Wow". Hopefully they'll figure it out when there's no clue at the local dog pound.
Phil takes this chance to tell us about a new "Blind U-Turn" on this season. Teams can send a team behind them back to complete the other challenge and do so anonymously! Oh snap. You better believe if someone Blind U-Turned me I'd be crackin' skulls to find out who did it. And on the other hand, I'd be so afraid to Blind U-Turn Kisha & Jen. You know they'd be throwing shit down if someone did it to them. "Giiiirl hold my earrings!"
Back at the wood stack, the Siberian judge shows the FA's the final way they keep warm:
Guy: "Hallo lahdeez - How about I show you last piece of wood to stack?" Jodi: "Christi, can you give me the 'ape-ray istle-whay"?"
Kisha & Jen decide NOT to U-turn anyone since they're way ahead. They discover their next clue is to head to the "Bobrovy Log Park" amusement park. Oooohhh! Siberia's Disney World! But instead of Space Mountain you chop wood until your fingers bleed.
The FA's are right behind them and also choose NOT to U-Turn.
The other teams arrive at the challenge and everyone chooses to "STACK"! Mike's first reaction: "This is a BITCH!" Love his frankness.
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Comments (12)
Fabulous recap :)
I was sooo pissed when Margie and Luke U-Turned them. I mean wtf? I know its "part of the game" but jeez.
And while the girls messing with the Little Guys saying they were Lufthansa was mean, I was cracking up the whole time. It ended up being a totally harmless joke which makes it even more funny.
1 of 12 | Posted by pixiegal262 | Posted on March 17, 2009 7:38 PM
I think it is really unfortunate that everyone seems to think Luke such a 'sweetheart' and overall 'swell guy'. We had already been privy, several times, to his outbursts and general prick-y behavior, but apparently the teams have not seen it yet. They will probably be surprised getting stabbed in the back by him - he definitely looks and behaves like that kind of dickwad. I was getting apoplectic from laughter, and then repulsion, at his behavior at the letter unscrambling challenge, and Margie trying anything to excuse him and his stupidity. Let's face it - he is deaf, not a quadriplegic in a wheelchair running a race! Let's have some perspective. Margie claiming he was 'confused' and not understanding what the challenge really was drove me crazy! Woman!!! So you have a deaf son, who also happens to be dumb!!! Too bad! Stop making up excuses for him - if you want him to have a normal life treat him like a normal person. If you treat him like he's handicapped, he will behave so. Had any other teams made a comment even approaching the tone of what Margie was saying about Luke, they would have been called callous and insensitive. I am sick of this little twat. I hope they lose as soon as possible. He does not seem like a good, nice person at all, although Margie probably is. Too bad she will spend the rest of her life excusing his failures.
And I will never believe that the teams figured out by themselves that it was ‘Chekhov’. There was some serious hanky-panky going on behind the cameras, and some serious intervention from producers – otherwise those teams would still be in Siberia as of the airing of this episode. Very fishy!!
2 of 12 | Posted by renata | Posted on March 17, 2009 9:00 PM
Mike says his dad is part "Woody Allen, part Billy Graham and a splash of Judy Garland." Odd mix but it makes a great drink. You can also get the same flavor by mixing "1 Part Pedophile, 1 Part Zealot and a splash of Vicodin."
that comment just made my entire week
3 of 12 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on March 17, 2009 9:01 PM
The blind u-turn is a great addition to this show. It was so silly to have it before because people didn't want to get the back lash from u-turning someone. Let me tell you, shady or not, I'd be blind u-turning every time!
4 of 12 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on March 18, 2009 7:04 AM
Great recap!
I really don't like the Lil Guys, so I quite enjoyed this episode when (a) one of them slips and falls on his arse (REWIND = PRICELESS) and then (b) couldn't get their wood up. (And that is most likely what She said, too.) Poor Team Napoleon Syndrome.
5 of 12 | Posted by jennaboa | Posted on March 18, 2009 7:50 AM
I see nothing wrong with using a u-turn...and good to see teams actually utilizing everything at their disposal to eliminate other teams. Although the choice of which team to target was a little weird. Next time Margie & Luke might want to take aim at a team that's an actual threat...
6 of 12 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on March 18, 2009 8:16 AM
Last year contestants had problems differentiating Lenin from Stalin. (I'm talking about you Dallas.) This year only a few knew who Chekhov was. Where are these people getting their educations? Are they all being home schooled? Obviously, there is no "smartified" standard for Amazing Race contestants. AR will take anybody.
Uh, and while Renata is a bit harsh regarding Luke, I agree. Mom seems to be making lots of excuses for her son's behavior. Also, using the U-Turn tells me that "you know you can't win the race via your own efforts."
Finally, a couple of weeks ago someone stated that they thought Victor was a "MO." I responded by saying that my GAYDAR wasn't picking that up. Well, I put new batteries in my GAYDAR (uh, I put new batteries in something) and yes, that person was right and I was wrong. Victor is a big, stubborn, fruity girlfriend.
7 of 12 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on March 18, 2009 8:32 AM
Great recap.
Luke n Margie definitely wasted a lot of good will with that U-turn; not that they care. Foolish not to handicap a more dangerous rival, though.
The little brothers seem challenged with directions. Are things tougher to see from lower down, or are they just blockheads in that department? They seem like good guys.
I liked how people temporarily joined forces on the shutter task.
I'm hoping for funnier challenges next time.
Felt bad when the sisters blew first place right at the end.
8 of 12 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on March 18, 2009 10:36 AM
That was the funniest recap I have read in awhile! I collapsed in laughter and tears a couple of times. I'm SO GLAD I have the office to myself today! Whew!
9 of 12 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on March 18, 2009 11:16 AM
Thanks for all of the comments everyone! I'll have the next recap up soon - sorry for the delay. :)
10 of 12 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on March 18, 2009 3:17 PM
I agree that Margie is pampering and protecting wittle Lukie too much. I'm sure that their history has led to some over-protectiveness on her part, and he may have been sheltered from the hearing world. He seems immature for his age.
I also agree that it is a sad commentary on the U.S. educational system that these folks didn't know who Chekhov was. Especially since a number of them are college educated. Isn't one of the cheerleaders going to law school? It would be interesting to see if smarter people who were required to pass a screening test beforehand would do any better. I'm not sure it's a matter of education or even intelligence, though; it's more about being well-informed.
It does seem suspicious that so many people came up with Chekhov "by chance" or by "guessing."
Wow, I'm so agreeable this week!
11 of 12 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 18, 2009 9:28 PM
On the other hand, Victor had no trouble getting the Chekhov puzzle and he was the best-educated person to do the puzzle. Maybe the smartest, too. Hmmm.
12 of 12 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 18, 2009 9:36 PM