OOOHHH!! The challenge at the park is so fun! They have to ride a bobsled and come in under 4 minutes while memorizing letters along the way. Well - I think it's fun... but Kisha...
Not so much.
Kisha flies through the course and makes it in under 4 minutes BUT... See if you can tell by the before and after shots of Jen if Kisha found all 7 letters on the run:
Yeah... so that's a "Oh helllll no."
Back at the "Stackin'", Mike and Mel are burning through and the rest of the teams are bickering with each other and gossiping about other teams. The Cheerleaders are pissed that Amanda doesn't do shit while Kris stacks everything. Which translates to: The cheerleaders wanna bang Kris.
The Lil Guys are still wandering around the town looking for the house to repair and head back to base to start looking again. They've really screwed themselves out of the lead.
Christi finishes the bob sled on time, with the right amount of letters, but then has no idea how to unscramble them and form the name of a famous Russian playwright. SERIOUSLY?! He's like the ONLY Russian playwright to be famous enough to be an "Amazing Race" clue. Ugh. Apparently she only knows what you can read out of a US Weekly on a dead head from JFK to ATL.
Things at the wood pile are getting tense. Amanda does ZERO physical labor but bitches at Kris to stack correctly. I think if the pile "accidently" falls and crushes Amanda no one would blame Kris.
Mel and Mike are ALMOST done when their pile FALLS OVER. THe WHOLE thing. FUUUUCK. I like how Mel is concerned for Mike as he flees though:
Sorry Kiddo! I got a fragile hip to protect!
Which is no better than Jaime, who throws a fit when Jaime knocks a part of theirs over. She hurls a piece of wood and screams "DAMN IT!!!!" LOL. Amazing Race = Schadenfraude.
And then Kris' pile falls and Amanda screams "Kris NO!!" Kris should totally turn to her and say "Well I guess I fucked MY pile up. Good luck with YOUR pile. Get started!"
Lil Guys finally give up looking for the house and go back to the shop to build the shutters. Meanwhile the guy in the shop keeps looking like:
Who are you people?! Why are you in my shop?! Am I in Oz?! Can I have a lollipop?
At the Bobsled, Kisha finally gets the last letter but she has no clue what the scrambled name is either. In her words, "I don't know nothin' about no Russian." I've never seen a triple negative used in a sentence and now is certainly not the time to fuck up your spelling skills, Kisha.
Margie and Luke are the first (in the 2nd group) to finish stacking their wood. Kris & Amanda ditch the wood and head off for shutters behind Mel and Mike who decide the same thing. Meanwhile Tammy & Victor also finish stacking the wood and race Margie & Luke to the U-Turn!
Margie & Luke make it to the U-Turn... AND PROMPTLY FLUSH ANY GOODWILL TOWARDS THEM. They Blind U-Turn Kris & Amanda!!! Of course they say "it's a game" and they're "doing it to help Jaime & Cara". Amanda's gonna be PISSED. Good thing Luke won't be able to hear all of the shit she'll be talking!
Tammy and Victor arrive at the U-Turn and are ecstatic that it's NOT them and that it IS Amanda & Kris. They also take a moment to be thankful for their stack not falling - saying it's "Asian Engineering". Uhhh... what? Did you never own a piece of shit Taiwanese children's toy made with Chinese lead as a child? I think you mean "Japanese". Let's be specific when using stereotypes people!
Back at the Bobsled challenge, Kisha GUESSES the right arrangement of letters to spell Chekhov! She said it's because she was familiar with Russian phrases that had "Chek" and "hov" in them. WHAT?! Riiiiight. Meanwhile, Christie is still stumped.
BTW - I love how it's obvious the Amazing Race producers asked the "Chekhov" judge to dress in traditional Siberian garments and then she was clearly like "Fuck this I'm cold" and put on her Columbia jacket.
Kisha & Jen, now in first, receive their next clue - head to the PIT STOP: Krasnoyarsk Theater. Shortly after, by yet another miracle, Christie guesses the right name and they're off. But not before Christie says, "I wanted to look brilliant." And then we all had a good laugh.
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Comments (12)
Fabulous recap :)
I was sooo pissed when Margie and Luke U-Turned them. I mean wtf? I know its "part of the game" but jeez.
And while the girls messing with the Little Guys saying they were Lufthansa was mean, I was cracking up the whole time. It ended up being a totally harmless joke which makes it even more funny.
1 of 12 | Posted by pixiegal262 | Posted on March 17, 2009 7:38 PM
I think it is really unfortunate that everyone seems to think Luke such a 'sweetheart' and overall 'swell guy'. We had already been privy, several times, to his outbursts and general prick-y behavior, but apparently the teams have not seen it yet. They will probably be surprised getting stabbed in the back by him - he definitely looks and behaves like that kind of dickwad. I was getting apoplectic from laughter, and then repulsion, at his behavior at the letter unscrambling challenge, and Margie trying anything to excuse him and his stupidity. Let's face it - he is deaf, not a quadriplegic in a wheelchair running a race! Let's have some perspective. Margie claiming he was 'confused' and not understanding what the challenge really was drove me crazy! Woman!!! So you have a deaf son, who also happens to be dumb!!! Too bad! Stop making up excuses for him - if you want him to have a normal life treat him like a normal person. If you treat him like he's handicapped, he will behave so. Had any other teams made a comment even approaching the tone of what Margie was saying about Luke, they would have been called callous and insensitive. I am sick of this little twat. I hope they lose as soon as possible. He does not seem like a good, nice person at all, although Margie probably is. Too bad she will spend the rest of her life excusing his failures.
And I will never believe that the teams figured out by themselves that it was ‘Chekhov’. There was some serious hanky-panky going on behind the cameras, and some serious intervention from producers – otherwise those teams would still be in Siberia as of the airing of this episode. Very fishy!!
2 of 12 | Posted by renata | Posted on March 17, 2009 9:00 PM
Mike says his dad is part "Woody Allen, part Billy Graham and a splash of Judy Garland." Odd mix but it makes a great drink. You can also get the same flavor by mixing "1 Part Pedophile, 1 Part Zealot and a splash of Vicodin."
that comment just made my entire week
3 of 12 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on March 17, 2009 9:01 PM
The blind u-turn is a great addition to this show. It was so silly to have it before because people didn't want to get the back lash from u-turning someone. Let me tell you, shady or not, I'd be blind u-turning every time!
4 of 12 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on March 18, 2009 7:04 AM
Great recap!
I really don't like the Lil Guys, so I quite enjoyed this episode when (a) one of them slips and falls on his arse (REWIND = PRICELESS) and then (b) couldn't get their wood up. (And that is most likely what She said, too.) Poor Team Napoleon Syndrome.
5 of 12 | Posted by jennaboa | Posted on March 18, 2009 7:50 AM
I see nothing wrong with using a u-turn...and good to see teams actually utilizing everything at their disposal to eliminate other teams. Although the choice of which team to target was a little weird. Next time Margie & Luke might want to take aim at a team that's an actual threat...
6 of 12 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on March 18, 2009 8:16 AM
Last year contestants had problems differentiating Lenin from Stalin. (I'm talking about you Dallas.) This year only a few knew who Chekhov was. Where are these people getting their educations? Are they all being home schooled? Obviously, there is no "smartified" standard for Amazing Race contestants. AR will take anybody.
Uh, and while Renata is a bit harsh regarding Luke, I agree. Mom seems to be making lots of excuses for her son's behavior. Also, using the U-Turn tells me that "you know you can't win the race via your own efforts."
Finally, a couple of weeks ago someone stated that they thought Victor was a "MO." I responded by saying that my GAYDAR wasn't picking that up. Well, I put new batteries in my GAYDAR (uh, I put new batteries in something) and yes, that person was right and I was wrong. Victor is a big, stubborn, fruity girlfriend.
7 of 12 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on March 18, 2009 8:32 AM
Great recap.
Luke n Margie definitely wasted a lot of good will with that U-turn; not that they care. Foolish not to handicap a more dangerous rival, though.
The little brothers seem challenged with directions. Are things tougher to see from lower down, or are they just blockheads in that department? They seem like good guys.
I liked how people temporarily joined forces on the shutter task.
I'm hoping for funnier challenges next time.
Felt bad when the sisters blew first place right at the end.
8 of 12 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on March 18, 2009 10:36 AM
That was the funniest recap I have read in awhile! I collapsed in laughter and tears a couple of times. I'm SO GLAD I have the office to myself today! Whew!
9 of 12 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on March 18, 2009 11:16 AM
Thanks for all of the comments everyone! I'll have the next recap up soon - sorry for the delay. :)
10 of 12 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on March 18, 2009 3:17 PM
I agree that Margie is pampering and protecting wittle Lukie too much. I'm sure that their history has led to some over-protectiveness on her part, and he may have been sheltered from the hearing world. He seems immature for his age.
I also agree that it is a sad commentary on the U.S. educational system that these folks didn't know who Chekhov was. Especially since a number of them are college educated. Isn't one of the cheerleaders going to law school? It would be interesting to see if smarter people who were required to pass a screening test beforehand would do any better. I'm not sure it's a matter of education or even intelligence, though; it's more about being well-informed.
It does seem suspicious that so many people came up with Chekhov "by chance" or by "guessing."
Wow, I'm so agreeable this week!
11 of 12 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 18, 2009 9:28 PM
On the other hand, Victor had no trouble getting the Chekhov puzzle and he was the best-educated person to do the puzzle. Maybe the smartest, too. Hmmm.
12 of 12 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 18, 2009 9:36 PM