Mel & Mike arrive at the shutter challenge and strike a deal with the Lil Guys to work together. Meanwhile at the Bobsled challenge, Luke and Victor hop on the sleds and head off. Victor starts panicking while looking for the letters while Luke...

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Takes a more chill approach and grooves while sleddin'. Apparently his conscience over the U-Turn doesn't EXACTLY bother him.

Back at the wood shop:

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Lurch still wants to know what the fuck is going on and WTF Siegfried and Roy are doing here now.

Up ahead at the pit stop - it's a race between the FA's and the Sisters - the Sisters go to the wrong entrance of the theatre and the FA's sweep in to grab FIRST PLACE. UGH. Damn it. I wanted the sisters to take it! They both win a motorcycle. HAHAHAHAA. So much for a fancy trip! What the fuck are they gonna do with motorcycles? I guess their WT boyfriend's will get a nice Christmas present.

Victor finishes the Bobsled and gets "Chekhov" right away. Of course he has to add "Who doesn't know who Chekhov is?!" Ew. It's my job to be snarky Victor - it's your job to fuck up. Back off. Anyways, I hope he brings this up over dinner with the Sisters and FA's.

Luke finishes the bobsled but has trouble with the puzzle:

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Leave it to the kid who's hard to understand to bitch about a language being hard to understand.

He then makes the worst combination of letters. "COEHKVH"?! Love it! The judge lady looks at him like "Really? Seriously? How the fuck would you even pronounce that?"

Luke keeps repeating the same thing over and over:

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He's a regular super sleuth.

Back at the shutter challenge - 3 teams are working together to get nothing accomplished. No one really has their shutters fully made and no one knows where the hell the house is that needs them. They're like the worst fix-it crew ever. AKA the people my landlord hires. Oh - actually Mike puts it best - "A Caravan of Idiots"!

The cheerleaders finally finish building their wood stack and cheer "With no help from boys!" for the 5th time. WE GET IT ALREADY. You're lesbians. Over it.

And then the best part of this episode happens! Mel is frustrated that their group can't find the house and says, "How can 4 smart guys and the rest of us, not be able to figure this out?!" 4 smart guys = Him, Mike and the Lil Guys. The remaining? Kris and Amanda. HAHAHAHA. It's funny because it's true. Kris and Amanda ARE NOT smart. Good job Mel. You could have also said, "How could those two fucking idiots and the rest of us..."

BTW - the house they're looking for is 20 yards away. Mel's the first to spot it and happily exclaims, "OH (EXPLETIVE)!"

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Way to be the oldest contestant to get bleeped out, Mel! You're my f@cking hero!

Luke is STILL trying every word combo possible until he FINALLY guesses it right! I bet he'll never forget "Chekhov" now. As they leave the challenge, the cheerleaders arrive. The girls have to decide who does the challenge and they have a discussion as to who is the best reader. WHAT? Cara immediately says "You're the best reader!" to Jaime. WOW. I love that she already knows she's the dumber one of the two.

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"I think you smart but me pretty but you make words good in your head so i stay here and put on make up and you make win good, ok?"

Back at the shutter challenge things are getting stranger and stranger.

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Let me get this straight. They're putting brightly colored, Dutch-looking shutters on a shit house that looks like it was made 10 minutes ago by set production and this lady, dressed to look like she's serving me at El Torito, lives there? Fantastic.

Mel & Mike finish first and then the LIl Guys...

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WAIT A MINUTE! Who the fuck is this lady?! Esmerelda's sister?! And do these two have any mute colors?! What the fuck do they wear to an interview?! And are they together? If they are, they're the most colorfully dressed lesbians not wearing plaid EVER.

Kris and Amanda are the last ones to finish the shutters. Ironically the team ALREADY in last place is the team that's going to be U-Turned. Way to kick them when they're down Margie and Luke! When Amanda & Kris get to the U-Turn I expect fireworks, outrage and Kris to snap and donkey punch Amanda - BUT NOTHING!!! They just call it "Shady", whine a little and turn around. WHAT!?! BOO!

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Comments (12)

pixiegal262:

Fabulous recap :)

I was sooo pissed when Margie and Luke U-Turned them. I mean wtf? I know its "part of the game" but jeez.

And while the girls messing with the Little Guys saying they were Lufthansa was mean, I was cracking up the whole time. It ended up being a totally harmless joke which makes it even more funny.

renata:

I think it is really unfortunate that everyone seems to think Luke such a 'sweetheart' and overall 'swell guy'. We had already been privy, several times, to his outbursts and general prick-y behavior, but apparently the teams have not seen it yet. They will probably be surprised getting stabbed in the back by him - he definitely looks and behaves like that kind of dickwad. I was getting apoplectic from laughter, and then repulsion, at his behavior at the letter unscrambling challenge, and Margie trying anything to excuse him and his stupidity. Let's face it - he is deaf, not a quadriplegic in a wheelchair running a race! Let's have some perspective. Margie claiming he was 'confused' and not understanding what the challenge really was drove me crazy! Woman!!! So you have a deaf son, who also happens to be dumb!!! Too bad! Stop making up excuses for him - if you want him to have a normal life treat him like a normal person. If you treat him like he's handicapped, he will behave so. Had any other teams made a comment even approaching the tone of what Margie was saying about Luke, they would have been called callous and insensitive. I am sick of this little twat. I hope they lose as soon as possible. He does not seem like a good, nice person at all, although Margie probably is. Too bad she will spend the rest of her life excusing his failures.
And I will never believe that the teams figured out by themselves that it was ‘Chekhov’. There was some serious hanky-panky going on behind the cameras, and some serious intervention from producers – otherwise those teams would still be in Siberia as of the airing of this episode. Very fishy!!

shakeitkatie:

Mike says his dad is part "Woody Allen, part Billy Graham and a splash of Judy Garland." Odd mix but it makes a great drink. You can also get the same flavor by mixing "1 Part Pedophile, 1 Part Zealot and a splash of Vicodin."


that comment just made my entire week

Snootchy Bootches:

The blind u-turn is a great addition to this show. It was so silly to have it before because people didn't want to get the back lash from u-turning someone. Let me tell you, shady or not, I'd be blind u-turning every time!

jennaboa:

Great recap!

I really don't like the Lil Guys, so I quite enjoyed this episode when (a) one of them slips and falls on his arse (REWIND = PRICELESS) and then (b) couldn't get their wood up. (And that is most likely what She said, too.) Poor Team Napoleon Syndrome.

cattyfan:

I see nothing wrong with using a u-turn...and good to see teams actually utilizing everything at their disposal to eliminate other teams. Although the choice of which team to target was a little weird. Next time Margie & Luke might want to take aim at a team that's an actual threat...

Mr Dangerous:

Last year contestants had problems differentiating Lenin from Stalin. (I'm talking about you Dallas.) This year only a few knew who Chekhov was. Where are these people getting their educations? Are they all being home schooled? Obviously, there is no "smartified" standard for Amazing Race contestants. AR will take anybody.

Uh, and while Renata is a bit harsh regarding Luke, I agree. Mom seems to be making lots of excuses for her son's behavior. Also, using the U-Turn tells me that "you know you can't win the race via your own efforts."

Finally, a couple of weeks ago someone stated that they thought Victor was a "MO." I responded by saying that my GAYDAR wasn't picking that up. Well, I put new batteries in my GAYDAR (uh, I put new batteries in something) and yes, that person was right and I was wrong. Victor is a big, stubborn, fruity girlfriend.

fire@will:

Great recap.

Luke n Margie definitely wasted a lot of good will with that U-turn; not that they care. Foolish not to handicap a more dangerous rival, though.

The little brothers seem challenged with directions. Are things tougher to see from lower down, or are they just blockheads in that department? They seem like good guys.

I liked how people temporarily joined forces on the shutter task.

I'm hoping for funnier challenges next time.

Felt bad when the sisters blew first place right at the end.

thatswhatshesaid:

That was the funniest recap I have read in awhile! I collapsed in laughter and tears a couple of times. I'm SO GLAD I have the office to myself today! Whew!

bBitz:

Thanks for all of the comments everyone! I'll have the next recap up soon - sorry for the delay. :)

pixielated:

I agree that Margie is pampering and protecting wittle Lukie too much. I'm sure that their history has led to some over-protectiveness on her part, and he may have been sheltered from the hearing world. He seems immature for his age.

I also agree that it is a sad commentary on the U.S. educational system that these folks didn't know who Chekhov was. Especially since a number of them are college educated. Isn't one of the cheerleaders going to law school? It would be interesting to see if smarter people who were required to pass a screening test beforehand would do any better. I'm not sure it's a matter of education or even intelligence, though; it's more about being well-informed.

It does seem suspicious that so many people came up with Chekhov "by chance" or by "guessing."

Wow, I'm so agreeable this week!

pixielated:

On the other hand, Victor had no trouble getting the Chekhov puzzle and he was the best-educated person to do the puzzle. Maybe the smartest, too. Hmmm.

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