Back at the bobsled, it turns out Jaime IS great at reading - well not really - but she's great at GUESSING Chekhov's name - ON THE FIRST TRY!!! They head off as Mike & Mel and the Lil Guys arrive. Meanwhile Margie & Luke check in behind Tammy & Victor.

Kris & Amanda finish their other challege (stacking wood) but through the magic of editing it only looks like they're close behind. Lil Guys keep fucking up the bobsled challenge because they're missing a letter. I hope one of the letters is just above their eye-line. Meanwhile Mel is about to break yet another hip on the bobsled.

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Do these two remind anyone else of Asterix & Obelix?!

Kris and Amanda are finally off to the bobsled. On their way they discuss who they think fucked them over. Best part - Amanda: "Well, ya know, Margie and Luke probably felt so bad too" (about them getting U-Turned). HAHAHA. NOT SO MUCH.

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A "shrug" in sign language means "I care not for your demise."

Mel & Mike head off to the pit stop but not before Mel yells, "Is he still behind me?!? The little guy?!?"

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YES!!! HE IS!!!! AND HE'S PISSED YOU STOLE HIS POT O' GOLD!!

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But seriously folks, he's not. Laziest leprechaun ever.

Kris and Amanda are still in the car whining about wanting to stay in the race. The Lil Guys seem to be just in front of them but I'm almost sure it's editing treachery.

Mike & Mel check in as team #6 while Kris is back trying to figure out the name jumble. NO WAY IN HELL IS THIS GUY GETTING "CHEKHOV"!!!! HOWEVER - he gets it on a guess. Best part is that it grows significantly darker as he throws the letters in. I'm guessing that about 4 hours to 4 weeks passed as he tried to spell the name. Luckily Amanda remained consistently useless throughout the whole time.

UH OH! LIL GUYS ran out of money to pay the cabbie and start trying to pay with whatever they have. Mark offers up his shitty Casio to which the cab driver then shows his Rolex. WHOA. How many fucking rubbles do cabbies make in Russia?! They also resort to offering their Children's Place jackets to the giant cabbie. No dice.

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Finally a Russian "reach around" does the trick.

And they go on to snatch the last safe spot! After a delightful montage of dancing from the theatre (to show the passing of roughly 3 months) Kris and Amanda show up on the mat. BTW - Those dancers must have had sores the size of pancakes on their feet from dancing so fucking long. I'm surprised one of them didn't make Amanda eat his borscht to make her pay for taking so damn long.

They check in and... OH! ELIMINATED!!! Still no non-elimination! Amanda closes by saying "I'll be with Kris for the rest of my life." To which Kris then beats himself to death with a bottle of Stoli. He likes to keep the theme going. Sweet guy. HOT. (Just had to add that one last time)

So that's it! What did everyone think of this episode?! It was kind of long, huh? Will Margie and Luke get their comeuppance?!? Will the Lil Guys finally bite it (knee-high or lower) DISH IT!!!!

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Comments (12)

pixiegal262:

Fabulous recap :)

I was sooo pissed when Margie and Luke U-Turned them. I mean wtf? I know its "part of the game" but jeez.

And while the girls messing with the Little Guys saying they were Lufthansa was mean, I was cracking up the whole time. It ended up being a totally harmless joke which makes it even more funny.

renata:

I think it is really unfortunate that everyone seems to think Luke such a 'sweetheart' and overall 'swell guy'. We had already been privy, several times, to his outbursts and general prick-y behavior, but apparently the teams have not seen it yet. They will probably be surprised getting stabbed in the back by him - he definitely looks and behaves like that kind of dickwad. I was getting apoplectic from laughter, and then repulsion, at his behavior at the letter unscrambling challenge, and Margie trying anything to excuse him and his stupidity. Let's face it - he is deaf, not a quadriplegic in a wheelchair running a race! Let's have some perspective. Margie claiming he was 'confused' and not understanding what the challenge really was drove me crazy! Woman!!! So you have a deaf son, who also happens to be dumb!!! Too bad! Stop making up excuses for him - if you want him to have a normal life treat him like a normal person. If you treat him like he's handicapped, he will behave so. Had any other teams made a comment even approaching the tone of what Margie was saying about Luke, they would have been called callous and insensitive. I am sick of this little twat. I hope they lose as soon as possible. He does not seem like a good, nice person at all, although Margie probably is. Too bad she will spend the rest of her life excusing his failures.
And I will never believe that the teams figured out by themselves that it was ‘Chekhov’. There was some serious hanky-panky going on behind the cameras, and some serious intervention from producers – otherwise those teams would still be in Siberia as of the airing of this episode. Very fishy!!

shakeitkatie:

Mike says his dad is part "Woody Allen, part Billy Graham and a splash of Judy Garland." Odd mix but it makes a great drink. You can also get the same flavor by mixing "1 Part Pedophile, 1 Part Zealot and a splash of Vicodin."


that comment just made my entire week

Snootchy Bootches:

The blind u-turn is a great addition to this show. It was so silly to have it before because people didn't want to get the back lash from u-turning someone. Let me tell you, shady or not, I'd be blind u-turning every time!

jennaboa:

Great recap!

I really don't like the Lil Guys, so I quite enjoyed this episode when (a) one of them slips and falls on his arse (REWIND = PRICELESS) and then (b) couldn't get their wood up. (And that is most likely what She said, too.) Poor Team Napoleon Syndrome.

cattyfan:

I see nothing wrong with using a u-turn...and good to see teams actually utilizing everything at their disposal to eliminate other teams. Although the choice of which team to target was a little weird. Next time Margie & Luke might want to take aim at a team that's an actual threat...

Mr Dangerous:

Last year contestants had problems differentiating Lenin from Stalin. (I'm talking about you Dallas.) This year only a few knew who Chekhov was. Where are these people getting their educations? Are they all being home schooled? Obviously, there is no "smartified" standard for Amazing Race contestants. AR will take anybody.

Uh, and while Renata is a bit harsh regarding Luke, I agree. Mom seems to be making lots of excuses for her son's behavior. Also, using the U-Turn tells me that "you know you can't win the race via your own efforts."

Finally, a couple of weeks ago someone stated that they thought Victor was a "MO." I responded by saying that my GAYDAR wasn't picking that up. Well, I put new batteries in my GAYDAR (uh, I put new batteries in something) and yes, that person was right and I was wrong. Victor is a big, stubborn, fruity girlfriend.

fire@will:

Great recap.

Luke n Margie definitely wasted a lot of good will with that U-turn; not that they care. Foolish not to handicap a more dangerous rival, though.

The little brothers seem challenged with directions. Are things tougher to see from lower down, or are they just blockheads in that department? They seem like good guys.

I liked how people temporarily joined forces on the shutter task.

I'm hoping for funnier challenges next time.

Felt bad when the sisters blew first place right at the end.

thatswhatshesaid:

That was the funniest recap I have read in awhile! I collapsed in laughter and tears a couple of times. I'm SO GLAD I have the office to myself today! Whew!

bBitz:

Thanks for all of the comments everyone! I'll have the next recap up soon - sorry for the delay. :)

pixielated:

I agree that Margie is pampering and protecting wittle Lukie too much. I'm sure that their history has led to some over-protectiveness on her part, and he may have been sheltered from the hearing world. He seems immature for his age.

I also agree that it is a sad commentary on the U.S. educational system that these folks didn't know who Chekhov was. Especially since a number of them are college educated. Isn't one of the cheerleaders going to law school? It would be interesting to see if smarter people who were required to pass a screening test beforehand would do any better. I'm not sure it's a matter of education or even intelligence, though; it's more about being well-informed.

It does seem suspicious that so many people came up with Chekhov "by chance" or by "guessing."

Wow, I'm so agreeable this week!

pixielated:

On the other hand, Victor had no trouble getting the Chekhov puzzle and he was the best-educated person to do the puzzle. Maybe the smartest, too. Hmmm.

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