Have you ever felt like Target could really use more mop-headed models in its weekly circulars? Or have you ever felt like the store's brief flirtation with Kabala merchandise necessitated a returned to more Jesus-ier things? Well, have we got news for you!
Brandon, late of The Amazing Race 5, has parlayed his newfound reality stardom into another modeling gig - this time for the Target weekly circular. Considerably less annoying than those Point Zero ads, the new spots feature Brandon in more of a casual, God-fearing light. We can only hope that future advertisements will feature him posing with toasters or microwaves or possibly fitted sheets. No word yet on if he'll be extending his fifteen minutes of fame with a guest spot on Bravo's Manhunt, but rumor has it he's the leading candidate for Stupid Face That Should Go Away Magazine.
Thanks to reader Gina Fabulous for the tip.
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Comments (2)
Poor Brandon. So vanilla bland that he evokes no response here at all. Help him Jesus!
1 of 2 | Posted by Michael | Posted on October 26, 2004 9:22 AM
umm, i heard brandon is like the prototype for all future target models.
thats hot.
2 of 2 | Posted by jash | Posted on October 26, 2004 11:18 AM