This week's episode began in São Paulo with surfers / horndogs Eric and Jeremy busting out of the gate first. Their destination was an office building a few miles away, and while they certainly cared about getting there as quickly as possible, they also had other pressing matters on their minds (and by "minds," I mean a tiny smattering of neurons and synapses).

"We definitely have girls on the brain. And if we get some sex on the race..." Eric said, pausing perhaps to fantasize one brief second.

"Or dating or something," Jeremy added.

"Or sex, then it's good," Eric said. Something tells me these two guys will be saying the same thing twenty-five years from now when they have receding hairlines, small hoop earrings, and all access tickets to the latest singles cruise leaving Miami.

Quite the uneven tuck you got going on there, Phil.

Anyway, a few other teams headed out on this leg of the race (the hippies, Wanda & Desiree), and then we suddenly heard a man say, "Being in love with each other..." I didn't even have to listen to the rest of the quote. As hearts and songbirds cluttered up my living room, it was obvious that Dave and Lori -- nerds in love and nerdy in love -- had emerged from the Pit Stop. But in the spirit of Eric and Jeremy's off-color sexual remarks, Dave got down and dirty, calling Lori his "hotty boom-botty with the naughty Pilates." Ooooh! Risqué! But don't worry. In case you feared for a nanosecond that Dave's love for Lori had perhaps turned into wanton lust, he then added, "I love you." I can almost hear the Carpenters song that perpetually plays inside their heads...

Meanwhile, back in Jeremy and Eric's taxi, the two surfers saw a bunch of hotties roaming the dark streets of São Paulo. "Hey, there're prostitutes!" Jeremy remarked. Well, you guys said you wanted sex. Looks like you've got your chance! For a moment, I actually thought the guys might call over one of the ladies, especially after Eric admire their asses, but then Jeremy made a stunning discovery: "Oh, that's a man! Oh my gosh!" Woops! That could have been very awkward -- for them at least. It would have been hilarious for the rest of us.