You have beautiful teeth! Your parents and your orthodontist must be so proud.

Oh, no you didn't!! Egads.

- what were the hashbrown things served with the crickets? were they actually hashbrowns?

- how many crickets did you actually eat?

- the sea worms looked like fried onions, but they had eyes?? Yikes.

Brave, brave B-Side!

I agree about the teeth. Who's your dentist?

Shameful confession: I haven't been to the dentist in three years. BUT i have an appointment coming up in three weeks. Which is good. I think I have a cavity.

Okay, I think I've discovered your identity from these pictures. Have you been hiding your face because you are Shawn Douglas from Days of Our Lives? It explains the Clipgasm of he and Belle getting it on. You were just bragging! :-)

Wow- what some people will do for their jobs. You could not pay me enough-
And yes, you do have a set of lovely choppers...

I AM from Days of Our Lives.

Funny story -- one time I was at a party and the whole cast of Passions was there (don't ask), and I convinced an agent from William Morris that I was a member of the cast, but I wasn't talking with them because I was in a fight with all of them. And he believed me.

well someone obviously doesn't drink coffee or smoke.

then whatever could be your vices?

I want to see the B-Side True Hollywood Story. You have so many random, D-List stories!
And to jump on the bandwagon, you do have lovely teeth.

"but it's not really that gross"

Yeah right. That was the most disgusting thing I've seen since ratemypoo.com

Attempting to figure out B-Side's identity is the new "what's in the hatch."

he apparently drinks bleach in his off-time and knows the layered look drives the ladies carrazy.

B-Side how can you give Ryan Seacrest crap with the facial hair you sport?!

MTV4ME -- because I'm not trying to host American Idol!

Hmmm. Maybe we should bring a picture of the real B-side to the CT hapy hour as an added incentive to make people go.

What's with the chin pixelation?

RealityTV4Me,

One drunk night in Mexico, BS tattood his name, social security number, and home phone on his chin. I warned him not to, but there is no controlling BS.

MYL

interesting, i never noticed you do actually have nice teeth and a healthy gumline.

must be the mentadent.

anyhow, HOW MANY bugs did you eat out of the hash brown thing? and what do they charge for this type of thing?

moreover, what counts as a violation in this place when the health inspector comes by, i mean he cant deduct points for, you know, BUGS.

Ah, don't worry B-Side, I share your shameful confession. I too haven't been to the dentist in about three years. And I think I a cavity (my first one :( ). But unlike you, I don't have an appointment yet...just the intention of making one.

Thanks for focusing in on my earlier question, jash! Enquiring minds want to know if you did, in fact, eat the bugs, or just put one in your mouth for the photo op...

Also, how did you get that poor girl to accompany you on this gruesome task? She's either a really good friend or you have some serious dirt on her!

I know this is off-topic with the bug eating and nice teeth, but I got this email today. I am going to try to make it down there:

"UALR will host a casting call for the CBS Amazing Race Saturday, May 20 at the Jack Stephens Center. More than 100 teams will audition for a chance to compete on the reality television show and win $1 million.
Auditions begin at 10 am and the public is invited. Bring your family and tell your friends to join UALR and KTHV at the Stephens Center this Saturday."

A word of warning to those who avoid the dentist-
Two root canals (which BOTH had to be redone) an implant, and about $5000.00 in damages no longer keep me away. Visit your dentist every six months and FLOSS or you will pay. And even the Vicodin prescriptions don't make it worth it. (The laughing gas almost does, but not quite).

B-Side, I can't believe how far you are willing to go, for us, your devoted fans. I for one, thank you for this pictorial.
BTW nice teefs

How much is a good bug meal in Santa Monica these days? And what does one drink with such a feast? I am thinking Tang...

hb

First Arby's, now Typhoon... another fun
B-Side dining adventure!

When is B-Side going to get his own show on the Food Network? I'd watch!

mmm.. alittle soy sauce and ginger and peanut oil and you're good to go.

B-side, I always have wicked fantasies about kissing you, but now . . . not so much.

Because of the bugs, I mean. Your teeth really are gorgeous.

Oh what the hell, what are a few bug guts between special friends? ;-)

I tried a chocolate-covered cricket once. Not bad, kind of like a Nestle's crunch but with legs. Props to you & your friend Amelia B-Side, don't think I would have been smiling like that with a plate full of bugs.

Pamsey: I believe technically it's 'toofs'.

Thanks m_ruv, I think you're right, the plural would be toofs.

m_ruv, they're teeth.

B-Side-

maybe you could head to the local 7-11 with your camera and document your attempts to eat a "P'EatZZa"... (that HAS to be much worse than some crispy bugs). oh yeah... and bring your trusty friend ferbs for the fans at home!

k37744, (#12)- B-Side doesn't need to drink bleach for whiter teeth. Urine will work just as well and is less toxic! The ancient Romans believed Portuguese urine to be the best- try some today! This message brought to you by the Portuguese Urine Packers Association.

Wow,

Thanks zevonia #34 (and the Portuguese Urine Packers Association) for the info. I guess all the lead exposure that the Romans endured wasn't the worst thing for them after all.

On a totally random note, CBS is moving The Amazing Race to 8PM on Sunday night for the fall line up, following 60 minutes.

Any thoughts on whether or not this will help TAR with it's ratings?

Oh, and I'm going to have a horrible day at work waiting in angst for the TAR finale recap! WOW!! what an episode!!

B-SIDE!! Please tell me you are gay. And willing to move to Baltimore. And like (probably) older guys. You are smokin.

Oh, B-Side! Who knew such witticisms came from between those pearly-whites? And yeah, if you ever feel like visiting Toronto and being gay for a few days, I'm totally down with that.

Also, get to the Amazing Race wrap-up already! I'm dying of anticipation!!

B-Side, didn't I see you on Reality Remix recently? Talking about Wife Swap & one of those nanny shows VS Blow Out & RHOC? If not, then someone was pretending to be you...

Why yes, QCB. That was me!

Edhill: (post #10)

"Rate...My....Poo"?

I'm almost afraid to type that into my location bar.

But not nearly as afraid as I am of asking you how you came to know of this website?

Sheesh, it's really not such a big deal to eat fried insects, I don't see why some folks are so squeemish about it. You eat lobster, shrimp & crab, right, and they're arthropods too. Deep fried crickets aren't that bad, just a little shell-y, though I probably wouldn't want to swallow a bunch in a time crunch like the hippies did.