Well, the good news for the models was that they were in first place. The bad news was that the flight wouldn't leave until 8:25 AM the next morning, which meant that everyone would more or less by equalized. This caused Tyler to get all pissy and whiny, and I couldn't help but wonder how awful he must have been during his detox withdrawal period. Shut up, CRAB.
"Bust our ass all day and get nothing out of it?" he complained, as if such equalizers were completely unheard of. Methinks Ty-Ty's still usin' and abusin' -- a drug called ENTITLEMENT. Ha, got him good.
Later on, the beauty queens showed up at the airport and so did our favorite bumbling idiots, Kimberob. Almost as if on cue, Rob presented us with his weekly moment of educational embarrassment as he claimed, "I don't know right now if Chernobyl is in Moscow or Ukraine." He then added, "Maybe it's in the country of New York City? Or Orlando!"
Well, unfortunately for Kimberob, they couldn't join their fellow pretty-people teams on the 8:25 AM flight to Kiev via Vienna. Instead, they had to suffer for the considerably less cool Warsaw-to-Kiev route, which coincidentally was scheduled to arrive at the same time (but EWW! They had to be stuck with those nerdy Four-Pack teams! Gross!).
The next day, everyone left for Kiev, but of course, the Warsaw flights were delayed half an hour. I was really hoping that Kimberly and Rob would say something unintentionally offensive like "Warsaw is such a ghetto!" but alas, they probably didn't even know what Warsaw was. I wouldn't have been surprised if they thought it was a place where people could see wars.
Anyway, over in the Ukraine, the models and the beauty queens arrived and found their crappy Russian-made cars where the next clue awaited them: drive to the Oster Tank School 58 miles away. Of course, since this was in the Ukraine, the location was written in the cyrillic, which made everything harder for the teams. I couldn't wait for Rob's reaction to this crazy alphabet. I figured he'd probably have some dumb response like "Well, it's so cold here in the winter; so they can't write the normal alphabet, on account of their brains, which are smaller, freezing over."
Well, the models and the blondies hired a cabbie to take them to the tank school, and later on, when they arrived, Kimberob did the same. However, the Cho brothers, in their infinite, Harvard-educated wisdom decided to instead procure a map and guide themselves to the school (never mind that they couldn't read Cyrillic and that even with a map, it would be like staring at a blank page). Even worse, the 'Bama girls decided to follow these two, on account of their alleged Four-Pack alliance. Don't be too shocked when I tell you that both teams wound up totally lost. Eventually, they decided that maybe they should hire a cab after all to guide them, but alas! No cabbies knew where to go! An Amazing Race disaster!
Luckily, a commercial came along and saved everything. As is usually the case, when we returned to the action, the Cho brothers managed to miraculously find a cab and get back on track. But how much time had been lost? Well, while we pondered that, we then went to the front of the pack where the first two teams had arrived at the tank school. There they found this week's Roadblock, which had one person driving a tank through a 1.2 mile obstacle course. It seemed pretty cool, but then again, this was one of those challenges that's not particularly challenging. We wouldn't be seeing the game changing drastically over the course of it. Nevertheless, as James and Dustin climbed into their tanks, we then headed over to Rob, who was having his own vehicular challenges out on the open road. For whatever reason, he couldn't control his car, and after a spate of general whining, he then announced his plan to deal with the car: "I'm just getting quiet." Ah, well, of course. Because cars generally perform better when discussion is kept to a minimum.
Later on, Kimberly kvetched about wanting to catch up to the models, but Rob quickly silenced her, saying he wanted to just concentrate on the car not breaking down, and therefore it was imperative that he cease talking. How wonderful would it have been if they had been driving decrepit cars every step of the race?
Over at the Roadblock, Dustin and James maneuvered their tanks through a giant, tank-sized puddle, and while Dustin emerged from this just fine, James somehow managed to get completely inundated with mud. Good thing Tyler wasn't at the helm. The bitching would have been endless.
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Comments (22)
Thanks for the great recap, B-side. I fell victim to the curse of the NFL and only had a partial recording. Hmm..you'd think I'd know better by now.
I was a big fan of the Cho bros, but all of that stopping for directions sort of put me off. I hate to say it, but I'm throwing my allegiance to the blondies. I HATE the models and Lyn/Lyn annoy me a bit. And let's not even mention those other idiots. The blondies seem to have their act together, have great attitudes, and get along well.
1 of 22 | Posted by ATCmurph
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Posted on November 21, 2006 12:39 AM
I think the Chos confused running a nice race with running an aggressive race. You can do both, but I got the sense they forgot fast = $1 million.
Not surprisingly, I'm pulling for the hometown team, Karlyn and Lyn. Even if they've never finished a leg better than fourth place.
2 of 22 | Posted by Wade
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Posted on November 21, 2006 2:21 AM
Damn it! Why did the Cho brothers have to get lost on the way to the hip hop club? I really wanted to see them rap! Could have been real hilarious....
3 of 22 | Posted by joyfulchicken
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Posted on November 21, 2006 5:26 AM
I'm STILL pulling for the BQs. Once again they did things their way and stayed near the front. I get the feeling the finish was even closer than the broadcast indicated. If anyone can win it for the fair sex these two dynamos can. Funny that the male models are actually bitchier than them. Hee hee.
Hated to see the Chos lose, but they brought it on themselves. They never grasped the principle that they could have been better competitors and vie for the prize yet still be helpful and honorable. Their constant waiting for the others cost them scads of time and I think they might have won some legs and prizes if they had just run the race. This is where the blondes excel. They are smart, tough and independent.
Lyn/Lyn are bitter and bitchy. They should lighten up from time to time.
And, BTW, I have been to Ukraine twice. The natives pronounce the name of their capital city Kee-eev.
What can I say about Kimberob? They are petty, shallow, irascible, argumentative, mean-spirited and generally disliked. Can't wait for the ep when they get philiminated.
Speaking of our fearless host, I just subscribed to Men's Journal and found, to my delight, that Phil has been recently hired and writes an adventure site column and is quite the accomplished world adventurer. My respect for him is waaaay up now. I never knew that, because this is my first year watching AR.
I've found that in order for my DVR to ensure catching the entire show in spite of CBS NFL football I have to set it to record AR and then "Cold Case". You'll get a delayed start of AR and then watch the first 20 - 30 minutes of what would have been CC. Voila!
Can't wait for next Sunday and the further adventures of the Super Beauty Queens!
4 of 22 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on November 21, 2006 5:36 AM
I didn't get to see the show but I heard tell there was a package. Was there?
Sorry that the Chos felt the need to speak to everyone along the way and ask them their opinion about where the Cho's should be going. Sheesh!
Don't care who wins - but I would like a screen cap of a package. At this point I will settle for a re-cycled screen cap from the Golden Days of PhilPacks.
hb
5 of 22 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on November 21, 2006 7:12 AM
Unfortunately, the Cho Bro's deserved to be eliminated due to their stupidity. But I can't stand the Alabama gals...listening to them bitch and moan about the Cho's asking for directions, all the while they are blindly following, drove me nuts.
Go Beauty Queens! They seem to be having a good time AND playing the game.
Regarding the 'Bama gal's rap...am I the only one who thought they looked like a grown-up version of Kriss-Kross?
Great recap... and yes, I belive there was a brief package shot.
6 of 22 | Posted by KikiC
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Posted on November 21, 2006 7:24 AM
YES! The package made a reappearance this episode, thank god. But shhhhhhhhh! Let's not talk about it lest my sweet Phil get embarrassed and start hiding it again.
Hello, Rosie? Where is the house and car and all the other gifts for the Chos, who were the truly good people on this race? I love Dave and Mary, but the Chos deserve some rewards too.
7 of 22 | Posted by happy_gal
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Posted on November 21, 2006 7:56 AM
Hm, usually I love the recaps, but just seemed that a lot of the digs at the BQs, Models, and Kimberrob were a bit on the thin side, not much villain fodder from any of these "villain" teams, just face it. There was the atomic bomb remark, oh well, I've heard worse. As for the whole Kiev bidness, the ticket agent said "Keev" because actually they are changing over the spelling to Kyiv to better reflect the Ukrainian pronunciation, as Kiev is associated with the Russia language.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiev#Kiev_or_Kyiv.3F
Couldn't decide whether I wanted the Chos or Bama gone , both teams were just truly painful to watch.
8 of 22 | Posted by chronic
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Posted on November 21, 2006 8:20 AM
My mouth dropped open in utter shock at one of the Lyn's stating that they should hurry up and go or else the Cho's would want to follow them. Hellooooooo! Who's been following whom for how long now? How rude! Just proved what I said before: the 'Bama girls are Bitches!
GO BQs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone else catch the Cho's on the Morning Show yesterday? They truely are as sweet and caring as they were on the race. They've even started their own charity.
9 of 22 | Posted by boomersmommy
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Posted on November 21, 2006 8:48 AM
Dammit Chos!
10 of 22 | Posted by Ms. Tumnus
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Posted on November 21, 2006 9:17 AM
Dammit Chos! Damn you for making us like you and hate you at the same time.
11 of 22 | Posted by Ms. Tumnus
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Posted on November 21, 2006 9:18 AM
I wasn't disappointed when Win/Win was eliminated though I've been rooting for them. As everyone else has already said they deserved to be eliminated. Not only did they wait for people but they also never hurried anywhere. SIGH. I've decided to root for either of the female teams since none has ever won TAR but I'm not that happy about it. I find Lyn/Lyn too bitchy and the BQs too perky. I need a female team who's more middle of the road. Oh well, as long as the winners aren't the models or Kimberob.
B-Side, great as the recap was, how could you forget a screencap of the elusive Philpackage?!?!?! It was there when he explained the roadblock. You screwed up, dude. But we love you anyway.
12 of 22 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on November 21, 2006 9:23 AM
Can that black chick in the pink be any more bitchy? Then to have the nerve to say the Cho brothers cannot run their own race.
Here's to the blondes winning it all and being the first female/female team to win.
13 of 22 | Posted by hollister808
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Posted on November 21, 2006 10:23 AM
well, the cho brothers have given us quite a few head-slappers over the course of the season, but sunday was the worst. boys, boys, boys. patronizing the sweet southerners was charming for the first half of the race, but when you're running dead last, it's time to remember that you are IN A RACE. the bama moms were a little unfair to the chos with their comments (which, to their credit, they qualified with a few 'i hate to say it's in the interview segments), but they were completely right to ditch the boys when it was clear that they were too far behind to catch the other teams. i know the friendship was genuine, but the 'bama moms love their children more than two quirky asian guys they met on a game show.
yes, we could pull for the 'bama moms, but without the chos there to hold their hands, i don't see them outlasting the other three teams. sadly, we are now left with only two teams to root for, both of which are what you might call 'likable by default.' aside from their assorted run-ins with the six-pack (mostly the 'bama moms), the models and the BQ's have been relatively tolerable. i'm going with the BQ's, mostly because it's about time an all-girl team won the race, and they have earned it, running a strong, independent race: unlike last season's hippies, the BQ's haven't needed a game-saving twist like a yield or non-elimination round or a fast-forward. they've used the other teams where they could, but they've pretty much gone it alone. dustin kicking james' ass in the tank race was enough to win me over to the BQ cause. i don't hate the models, but they're sort of teamed up with kimberob, so that pretty much settles my allegiances.
of course, what i'm really rooting for is a bridge to fall on rob's head.
14 of 22 | Posted by jack
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Posted on November 21, 2006 10:39 AM
The bama moms were right to ditch the hapless Chos, but they were not right to be bitching about them following, and not "running their own race" the very next second. I also don't think they were right in that it doesn't seem they were entirely up front about how they understood the alliance to work. Even if there were enough clues to for the Chos to figure it out, seems they did take advantage of them, which is fair play, except they are quick to condemn the non 6-pack teams in the harshest terms. Hate 'em!
As for "likeable by default", loads of people just plain like the BQs. Period. And actually I kinda love Rob too (not so keen on Kim though). The models are innocuous enough but pretty meh for me.
15 of 22 | Posted by chronic
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Posted on November 21, 2006 11:15 AM
Forgot to add--the website for the Cho Bros is alittlekarma.com
It's worth the visit.
16 of 22 | Posted by boomersmommy
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Posted on November 21, 2006 12:49 PM
My heart wants Bama to win because I know they need the money more than the others... but my head wants the BQs to win because they've been kicking ass and understand the concept of the race. I like how they said, "We don't have any friends." They know they don't have any alliances, so they don't have to depend on anyone nor do they owe any loyalty to the other teams.
As for the Junkie Models, glad to see a bit of personality peeking through in this episode. Although small, at least we were able to see more than just Blue Steel or Le Tigre. I can't help but feel a little remorse for Rob... getting punked by his girlfriend every step of the race has got to hurt down there. That creature from outerspace really knows how to hurt his feelings!
17 of 22 | Posted by IJustWatch
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Posted on November 21, 2006 1:54 PM
Love the initial screen cap...hilarious.
Rapping white people = ratings gold. Watching/hearing people rap who really can't is quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever.
The return of the PhilPackage was so very kind of Phil. Sad and dismayed that there wasn't a screencap.
18 of 22 | Posted by PixieGal
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Posted on November 21, 2006 2:55 PM
I would like to see Kimberob get yielded. Can you imagine Rob's reaction?
"Babe- someone yielded us! Babe- what are we gonna do?
Babe- watch the sand in the hourglass. Babe- it's your fault the time's not going faster."
and so on...
19 of 22 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on November 21, 2006 3:53 PM
I'm glad Win/Win got eliminated, even though they were nice guys. It was just so frustrating to see them constantly waiting for the other teams even if that meant they would fall into the back of the group.
Go beauty queens! I love their attitudes. I don't think they've ever really been upset or grouchy at all.
20 of 22 | Posted by mangos
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Posted on November 21, 2006 8:50 PM
mangos, if you watch the videos on the Amazing Race site they've shown a few spats between the BQs. It's pretty inane stuff -- but they keep their creepy "I'm chipper" smiles in place the entire time. It's creepy.
21 of 22 | Posted by Ms. Tumnus
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Posted on November 22, 2006 6:07 AM
I love the models, but that's because I'm a lecherous gay. My God, it's so nice having them to stare at, even though they say horrifically arrogant, stupid things.
22 of 22 | Posted by pageblank
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Posted on November 22, 2006 6:26 PM