Nevertheless, once both teams finished, they learned they had to drive back to Kiev, find an apartment building, and receive a clue from some quaint old lady, who looked like every Ukrainian stereotype I ever had. Of course, this clue raised a very important question from the Beauty Queens: "Guys, how are we gonna get back to Keev??" Okay, somebody please tell me how it's possible to be in Kiev and still not know how to pronounce it.

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The Heidi Klum of Ukraine.

Well, the teams headed back out onto the highway where the typically haughty Tyler mocked his Four-Pack rivals, saying, "The so-called genius Cho Brothers still haven't made it out here, which just goes to show you that book smarts don't get you where you think it will in this race." Yes, so true. If only this race were as important as, you know, REAL LIFE.

Proving why a lack of book-smarts might be a bad thing were Rob and Kimberly, who once again managed to embarrass themselves with their idiocy. As she hopped into a tank (a very cold tank, if you know what I'm saying), Rob told us, "I think Kimberly is finding out that she is a super human... creature... from... outer space." Yes, she's just like normal people, except she can obliterate humans with the power of her Super Whine.

Anyway, Win/Win and Lyn/Lyn finally showed up at the Roadblock, with Godwin and Lyn stepping up for the challenge. Nothing too noteworthy happened, but Godwin was doused with a deluge of mud, and Lyn recoiled multiple times as if she actually were in a real battle. Nevertheless, the Cho brothers finished first, and you guessed it, they waited around for 'Bama. Dumbasses. "Who knows why they wait for us. I wouldn't expect them to," Karlyn said. It was fairly ungracious, but at the same time, she did have a point.

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"Just my luck that the one day I ride in a tank, an actual war breaks out!"

Up ahead on the roads to Kiev, the beauty queens ran a red light in an effort to lose the models (who were trailing them), but the boys stayed on their tail, running the red light too with all the determination of two junkies chasing a high. Meanwhile, Kimberob's worst nightmares came true: their car broke down. Looks like Rob must've been talking too much. Cars HATE that!

After the break, while Kimberob stewed at the side of the road, Lyn/Lyn learned first hand why it's not always so great to follow the Cho Brothers. Apparently Win/Win were not only stopping for directions every five minutes, but they were driving crazy slow too. I know, it's shocking: a slow Asian driver. Yay reaffirming stereotypes! Anyway, 'Bama was growing frustrated the boys, and while I totally felt their pain, I didn't know why they complained about the guys waiting for them and then passively followed them all the way. Not a lot of logic.

Well, Kimberob soon received its new vehicle, and almost immediately, Rob began whining. This time, he complained that the clutch was broken -- even though it seemed to be working fine enough. You'd think he learn his lesson by now: silence in the Russian car!

Over at the front of the pack, the models and beauty queens arrived at the apartment and received their next clue: a Detour. "Make The Music" or "Find The Music." I'm just going to say this: I had very, very high expectations for this Detour. It could have been one of the best ever. One option involved a frustrating search, the other involved general humiliation. How could you go wrong?

The outcome, however, while entertaining, wasn't as great as I thought it would be, but I'm getting too far ahead of myself. In "Make The Music," teams had to travel to a hip-hop club (yes, you heard me correctly) where they'd have to write and perform a rap song that incorporated all the countries the teams had been to. Once it was approved by Kiev's top hip-hop artist (who looked stunningly like the forty-year old guy behind the deli counter at my supermarket), they would receive their next clue.

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It's the white Jermaine Dupree!

In "Find the Music," teams had to travel to the Music Academy of Ukraine, find a specific piece of sheet music amongst thousands, and then search the building for a pianist who would then perform it. Seemed like a challenge that would certainly drive the teams nuts.

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Comments (22)

ATCmurph Author Profile Page:

Thanks for the great recap, B-side. I fell victim to the curse of the NFL and only had a partial recording. Hmm..you'd think I'd know better by now.

I was a big fan of the Cho bros, but all of that stopping for directions sort of put me off. I hate to say it, but I'm throwing my allegiance to the blondies. I HATE the models and Lyn/Lyn annoy me a bit. And let's not even mention those other idiots. The blondies seem to have their act together, have great attitudes, and get along well.

Wade Author Profile Page:

I think the Chos confused running a nice race with running an aggressive race. You can do both, but I got the sense they forgot fast = $1 million.

Not surprisingly, I'm pulling for the hometown team, Karlyn and Lyn. Even if they've never finished a leg better than fourth place.

Damn it! Why did the Cho brothers have to get lost on the way to the hip hop club? I really wanted to see them rap! Could have been real hilarious....

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

I'm STILL pulling for the BQs. Once again they did things their way and stayed near the front. I get the feeling the finish was even closer than the broadcast indicated. If anyone can win it for the fair sex these two dynamos can. Funny that the male models are actually bitchier than them. Hee hee.

Hated to see the Chos lose, but they brought it on themselves. They never grasped the principle that they could have been better competitors and vie for the prize yet still be helpful and honorable. Their constant waiting for the others cost them scads of time and I think they might have won some legs and prizes if they had just run the race. This is where the blondes excel. They are smart, tough and independent.

Lyn/Lyn are bitter and bitchy. They should lighten up from time to time.

And, BTW, I have been to Ukraine twice. The natives pronounce the name of their capital city Kee-eev.

What can I say about Kimberob? They are petty, shallow, irascible, argumentative, mean-spirited and generally disliked. Can't wait for the ep when they get philiminated.

Speaking of our fearless host, I just subscribed to Men's Journal and found, to my delight, that Phil has been recently hired and writes an adventure site column and is quite the accomplished world adventurer. My respect for him is waaaay up now. I never knew that, because this is my first year watching AR.

I've found that in order for my DVR to ensure catching the entire show in spite of CBS NFL football I have to set it to record AR and then "Cold Case". You'll get a delayed start of AR and then watch the first 20 - 30 minutes of what would have been CC. Voila!

Can't wait for next Sunday and the further adventures of the Super Beauty Queens!

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

I didn't get to see the show but I heard tell there was a package. Was there?

Sorry that the Chos felt the need to speak to everyone along the way and ask them their opinion about where the Cho's should be going. Sheesh!

Don't care who wins - but I would like a screen cap of a package. At this point I will settle for a re-cycled screen cap from the Golden Days of PhilPacks.


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KikiC Author Profile Page:

Unfortunately, the Cho Bro's deserved to be eliminated due to their stupidity. But I can't stand the Alabama gals...listening to them bitch and moan about the Cho's asking for directions, all the while they are blindly following, drove me nuts.

Go Beauty Queens! They seem to be having a good time AND playing the game.

Regarding the 'Bama gal's rap...am I the only one who thought they looked like a grown-up version of Kriss-Kross?

Great recap... and yes, I belive there was a brief package shot.

happy_gal Author Profile Page:

YES! The package made a reappearance this episode, thank god. But shhhhhhhhh! Let's not talk about it lest my sweet Phil get embarrassed and start hiding it again.

Hello, Rosie? Where is the house and car and all the other gifts for the Chos, who were the truly good people on this race? I love Dave and Mary, but the Chos deserve some rewards too.

Hm, usually I love the recaps, but just seemed that a lot of the digs at the BQs, Models, and Kimberrob were a bit on the thin side, not much villain fodder from any of these "villain" teams, just face it. There was the atomic bomb remark, oh well, I've heard worse. As for the whole Kiev bidness, the ticket agent said "Keev" because actually they are changing over the spelling to Kyiv to better reflect the Ukrainian pronunciation, as Kiev is associated with the Russia language.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiev#Kiev_or_Kyiv.3F

Couldn't decide whether I wanted the Chos or Bama gone , both teams were just truly painful to watch.

boomersmommy Author Profile Page:

My mouth dropped open in utter shock at one of the Lyn's stating that they should hurry up and go or else the Cho's would want to follow them. Hellooooooo! Who's been following whom for how long now? How rude! Just proved what I said before: the 'Bama girls are Bitches!

GO BQs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did anyone else catch the Cho's on the Morning Show yesterday? They truely are as sweet and caring as they were on the race. They've even started their own charity.

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

Dammit Chos!

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

Dammit Chos! Damn you for making us like you and hate you at the same time.

zevonia Author Profile Page:

I wasn't disappointed when Win/Win was eliminated though I've been rooting for them. As everyone else has already said they deserved to be eliminated. Not only did they wait for people but they also never hurried anywhere. SIGH. I've decided to root for either of the female teams since none has ever won TAR but I'm not that happy about it. I find Lyn/Lyn too bitchy and the BQs too perky. I need a female team who's more middle of the road. Oh well, as long as the winners aren't the models or Kimberob.

B-Side, great as the recap was, how could you forget a screencap of the elusive Philpackage?!?!?! It was there when he explained the roadblock. You screwed up, dude. But we love you anyway.

hollister808 Author Profile Page:

Can that black chick in the pink be any more bitchy? Then to have the nerve to say the Cho brothers cannot run their own race.

Here's to the blondes winning it all and being the first female/female team to win.

jack Author Profile Page:

well, the cho brothers have given us quite a few head-slappers over the course of the season, but sunday was the worst. boys, boys, boys. patronizing the sweet southerners was charming for the first half of the race, but when you're running dead last, it's time to remember that you are IN A RACE. the bama moms were a little unfair to the chos with their comments (which, to their credit, they qualified with a few 'i hate to say it's in the interview segments), but they were completely right to ditch the boys when it was clear that they were too far behind to catch the other teams. i know the friendship was genuine, but the 'bama moms love their children more than two quirky asian guys they met on a game show.

yes, we could pull for the 'bama moms, but without the chos there to hold their hands, i don't see them outlasting the other three teams. sadly, we are now left with only two teams to root for, both of which are what you might call 'likable by default.' aside from their assorted run-ins with the six-pack (mostly the 'bama moms), the models and the BQ's have been relatively tolerable. i'm going with the BQ's, mostly because it's about time an all-girl team won the race, and they have earned it, running a strong, independent race: unlike last season's hippies, the BQ's haven't needed a game-saving twist like a yield or non-elimination round or a fast-forward. they've used the other teams where they could, but they've pretty much gone it alone. dustin kicking james' ass in the tank race was enough to win me over to the BQ cause. i don't hate the models, but they're sort of teamed up with kimberob, so that pretty much settles my allegiances.

of course, what i'm really rooting for is a bridge to fall on rob's head.

The bama moms were right to ditch the hapless Chos, but they were not right to be bitching about them following, and not "running their own race" the very next second. I also don't think they were right in that it doesn't seem they were entirely up front about how they understood the alliance to work. Even if there were enough clues to for the Chos to figure it out, seems they did take advantage of them, which is fair play, except they are quick to condemn the non 6-pack teams in the harshest terms. Hate 'em!

As for "likeable by default", loads of people just plain like the BQs. Period. And actually I kinda love Rob too (not so keen on Kim though). The models are innocuous enough but pretty meh for me.

boomersmommy Author Profile Page:

Forgot to add--the website for the Cho Bros is alittlekarma.com

It's worth the visit.

IJustWatch Author Profile Page:

My heart wants Bama to win because I know they need the money more than the others... but my head wants the BQs to win because they've been kicking ass and understand the concept of the race. I like how they said, "We don't have any friends." They know they don't have any alliances, so they don't have to depend on anyone nor do they owe any loyalty to the other teams.

As for the Junkie Models, glad to see a bit of personality peeking through in this episode. Although small, at least we were able to see more than just Blue Steel or Le Tigre. I can't help but feel a little remorse for Rob... getting punked by his girlfriend every step of the race has got to hurt down there. That creature from outerspace really knows how to hurt his feelings!

PixieGal Author Profile Page:

Love the initial screen cap...hilarious.

Rapping white people = ratings gold. Watching/hearing people rap who really can't is quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever.

The return of the PhilPackage was so very kind of Phil. Sad and dismayed that there wasn't a screencap.

zoobabe Author Profile Page:

I would like to see Kimberob get yielded. Can you imagine Rob's reaction?

"Babe- someone yielded us! Babe- what are we gonna do?
Babe- watch the sand in the hourglass. Babe- it's your fault the time's not going faster."

and so on...

mangos Author Profile Page:

I'm glad Win/Win got eliminated, even though they were nice guys. It was just so frustrating to see them constantly waiting for the other teams even if that meant they would fall into the back of the group.

Go beauty queens! I love their attitudes. I don't think they've ever really been upset or grouchy at all.

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

mangos, if you watch the videos on the Amazing Race site they've shown a few spats between the BQs. It's pretty inane stuff -- but they keep their creepy "I'm chipper" smiles in place the entire time. It's creepy.

I love the models, but that's because I'm a lecherous gay. My God, it's so nice having them to stare at, even though they say horrifically arrogant, stupid things.

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