Lorener tells us that marriage is still very important to her, but participating in The Amazing Race has taught her not to be in such a big hurry. Funny, I thought it would have taught her the opposite, but okay. Jason tells us that he loves Lorena, but finds marriage confining. He wants to remain free because if they are both free, then they are in the relationship because they want to be and that's a deeper love. Oh Jason, who are you kidding? Is Lorena really buying that garbage? One of two things will happen: Jason will triumph by escaping or Lorena will triumph by bullying him into an unwanted marriage. Many happy returns!
These expressions say it all.
Next week Moronald falls down and The Blondes have a blonde bicker over the U-Turn decision. Then they're almost hit by a bus. See you then!
So what do you guys think? Are there wedding bells in Lorena's future? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta
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Comments (7)
Thanks for the recap, I thought I heard Handekia said "gimp leg" and not retard.
1 of 7 | Posted by kibbles | Posted on November 29, 2007 7:14 AM
Another great recap! I have to say that I was a little disappointed by this episode. There were no equalizers so the teams ended in essentially the same order as they did last time. Watching Moronald and Christina dance was priceless though.
2 of 7 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on November 29, 2007 7:44 AM
Thanks for the great recap, Honey. And for being so quick about it. I actually fell asleep before it started and missed the entire episode, but I figured I could watch it on CBS's website. Nope, they play all the other CBS shows except for TAR. I was glad to read that Lorena finally got eliminated!! (if you remember I was hoping last week that they would be gone this week). Sorry I missed it though. Thanks again....
3 of 7 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on November 29, 2007 8:13 AM
I have to admit that I am sort of sad to see the Lorena madness come to an end. Her two year old tantrums left me in such laughter. Yes, Jason should snatch her right- can you imagine the breakdown she would have after a sleepless night when their "lovechild" awoke again and started crying?
Oh, and although chickens don't pluck, goats do ram. I know because I sported a bruise during my Jamaican honeymoon due to a
small goat incident on the way to our goat free resort.
4 of 7 | Posted by lotsofhose | Posted on November 29, 2007 11:20 AM
That Jason was kind of cute.
I'm rooting for Pinky and Vixen from here on out.
5 of 7 | Posted by weasel dearest | Posted on November 29, 2007 12:48 PM
Hi Guys!
Thanks so much for your comments! They make my day, week, month, etc.
Kibbles - Hendekea did say something about a gimp leg, but I thought the word that was bleeped was "retard." But what do I know? It was my best attempt at blurred lip reading. :)
Lotsofhose - You're right! My mom also told me that goats ram after I wrote this. Oops. It just sounded funny because their goat was a baby, had no horns, and was strapped to a basket. Those blonde girls...
I'm really liking Vyxsin and Kynt (Jem and Rio) too! They are very sweet and likable.
Much love!
-HG
6 of 7 | Posted by Honey Gangsta | Posted on November 29, 2007 1:33 PM
Great recap, Honey!
Nick (or as I like to call him Do-Nothing-Nicholas) is getting a free ride around the globe, must be nice to have pap-pap do all your dirty work.
I think the producers gave Lorena a shot of elephant tranquilizer during the last pit stop, she was way too calm.
I can't wait to see what kind of livestock they introduce next week, maybe lion taming?
7 of 7 | Posted by angiemarie | Posted on November 29, 2007 6:09 PM