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ABC News: Officially Pathetic - TVgasm

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scandal5I really didn't want to watch last night's stupid Primetime Live special (bombastically titled, "Fallen Idol"), but for the sake of blogging, I knew I had to. Sure enough, ABC managed to spread an already thin story across sixty long, laborious minutes, leaving us with little to ask but "So what?" For those of you out of the loop, former American Idol contestant Corey Clark has recently charged that he and Paula Abdul had sex, among other things. Nevertheless, there was so little content in this "exposé" that we often had to sit and watch this atonal reality reject sing stupid songs into a mic for what felt like minutes on end. Never mind that this guy has a flat, annoying voice reminiscent of a balloon slowly deflating; this entire scandal reeks of self-promotion, despite Corey's insistence that he's merely just setting the record straight for his own conscience (a conscience that apparently only springs into action when a book deal and record launch are on the horizon).

Corey Clark's allegations seem to be somewhat damning, what with the phone bills and the various testimonies and oh yeah, those famous voicemails. But at the end of the day, it's all just circumstantial evidence and lots of hearsay. Besides, who really cares beyond maybe those seven semi-finalists reporter John Quiñones dragged out? Yeah, I know it's a tad bit unethical, but this is American Idol. I say let Paula shtoop whoever she wants to shtoop. The only thing I ask of her is that she clap like a normal person, not a hyperactive walrus.

For a more thoughtful analysis of the program, check out Andy Dehnart's column at MSNBC.com.

And of course, a few choice screencaps after the jump.

scandal1 Paula smiles after hugging Corey. ABC sees this as damning evidence of an illicit affair as John Quiñones states "Paula looks delighted." WELL THAT PROVES IT!

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John Quiñones shows his sharp investigative skills by not only pointing out that Randy performed with singer Steve Perry, but that he also wore "those ultra skintight leather pants." Someone should report this to Queer Eye for the Exposé Guy. Well done, Mr. Quiñones. WELL DONE!

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John Quiñones teases us with a story of how Corey slipped Paula a message live on camera. Oooh! Now this should be interesting. Actually, turns out the message was that when Corey sang the lyric "I owe it all to you," during a performance, he was directing his sentiment towards Paula. Let's just hand Quiñones the Pulitzer right now.

scandal2 Corey wheezes a few notes from his new song titled "Paula-Tics." Also featured on his album is the track "I AM A HUGE IDIOT."

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"So, Corey... Wanna make out?"


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John Quinnones is a moron period. This was 10 times worse than ABC's Martin Bashir Michael Jackson Documentary. No wonder why ABC does the worst in ratings.

Well, there goes one wasted hour of my life that I'll never get back.

Corey Clark sucks. The only thing Paula is guilty of is poor taste if she truly slept with him. Other than that...BFD.

I agree. What a waste of time. This guy, what's his name? Corey? I don't think he's lying but I think he's a loser. If he did score with Paula, it's certainly the best thing that's ever happened in his little life... and like all losers, he's trying desperately to spin this thing into a career. Trying to draw from someone elses celebrity.

I have to admit that I can't figure out why Paula would even look at this guy though. I mean, if she wants to get layed, all she has to do is go to one of the clubs and get picked up or except one of the 100s of propositions I'm sure she gets on a regular basis. She doesn't need to reach to the bottom of the barrel and scoop out some scum to satisfy her itch.

As far as ethics go; Yeah, it was wrong of her to get involved with this guy. It does take some credibility away from an already questionably unethical show. If there is a next season for American Idol, I don't think that Paula will be a part of it.

After the fifth time they showed Corey recording his album, I turned it off. It was obvious he agreed to do this in exchange for publicity for his album. Journalism at its finest.

And using Corey's thug friends as "credible" witnesses? Um yeah. Something tells me they took them to Sizzler for the buffet in exchange for them corroborating Corey's claims.

I don't think those seven contestants they trotted out were semi-finalists. I don't remember them at all. I think they were kids that made it to the Hollywood round, but nothing beyond that.

My favorite moment came after Quinnones spent most of the program talking about how Paula was 40 in 2003 -- Corey's mother proved she can't do math and mentioned Paula was 38.

They pissed me off in the first 5 seconds of the show when they announced the loser of AI. I tivo the west coast feed and don't watch it till later. What did the loser of last nights show have to do with that piece of shit they call "Shocking Revelation". I am dropping ABC from my satallite subscription.

I love you Paula! Stand tall, be strong and keep an eye out for your next victim.

I banged Paula a few years ago - but I was just too embarrassed to tell anyone.

For me, John Quinones lost all cred when he said Paula was a "superstar."

Ha haha hahahahaha (snort) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Keep in mind that ABC is also the network that a few years ago did a "news" piece trashing the Amish. I mean really, how low can you go? Apparently according to ABC a whole lot lower.

wow. i almost feel embarrassed for john quinones. not since geraldo opened al capone's vault have we seen a once-respectable TV journalist show his ass more pathetically.

and what a bunch of suckers ABC is, giving this fuckwad corey clark a free hour's worth of prime-time promotion for his shamelessness. sorry corey, but since you blew it for paula, you have definitely had your last taste of the sugar-mama treatment. fucking creep.

and so what if paula's gittin' some on the sly with a couple of the AI skinny-boy contestants? dance-pop divas are famous for banging lesser males of the back-up singer/dancer persuasion--paula was probably just feeling nostalgic for the good ol' days. madonna was almost 40 when she got knocked up by one of her back-up dancers. and look at kevin feder-lame.

and as for the whiny semi-finalists bitching about how 'unfair' this is: since when does fairness have anything to do with success in the music business? isn't the judges' role on this show to pick favorites and influence the audience anyway? oh, by the way: sleeping your way to the top is actually a pretty realistic and well-worn career strategy in show business. and if paula was pulling so many strings for corey clark, wouldn't she have been able to keep him from getting booted?


Listen, regardless of the idiocy of Corey Clark, regardless of the obvious publicity stunt, if Paula gets booted from Idol, that's huge. This 'special' will have done exactly what it set out to do. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I kind of liked Corey's songs on the show. They were much better than that absolute horsesh-t dreck that the contestants sing each week. The whole enterprise is absolutely stupid, so why should the PrimeTime show be any different? I found it entertaining.

Robin, thanks to Lost and Desperate Housewives, ABC isn't in the bottom of the ratings anymore. And CBS news does worse than ABC news most of the time if you're just looking at the news ratings. But in any event, I doubt Paula will get dumped from AI. AI's ratings are huge, the contestants sang to her and presented her with flowers last night, and it's unlikely that an unsupported charge from one disgraced former contestant plugging a book will cause the network, AI producers, or a large segment of the public to turn on her.

A couple of observations about this "show." First, I found it very funny that they started out saying something like "As you already saw Scott got voted out tonight...." They know that most of the country watches Idol, so they just assumed that everyone in thier audience already knew who was voted out.

Next, the purpose of this wasn't to get Paula booted from Idol, it was to shut down Idol all together. Any show that goes up against Idol losses. Just ask ABC, they took Alias from it's Sunday night spot and put it on Wednesday night against the Idol results show, and viewers for Alias have dropped off the face of the earth. No one on any of the other three networks can match Idol's ratings. So, this was done in hopes of bringing Idol down, but I'd guess it probably will get even more people to watch Idol, just to watch and see if Paula flirts with anyone else if nothing else.

Rick D.

ABC soon will be LOST. How many stories can you tell about people on an Island without becoming Gilligan. I dumped this show after 5 episodes. And Housewives is a desperate Sex & The City wannabe.

My only concern is that AI stick with Paula. To have her get booted for something like this is ridiculous. The show just wouldn't be the same. You know that Simon has dipped his wick in the talent pool each year.

I'm sorry for anyone who watched this show, and incredibly greatful that I didn't. I can't stand that the result show takes a half-hour that could be summed up in 5 minutes. The thought of an hour of airtime wasted on this asshole is completely asinine. Who cares? He didn't win- so no harm, no foul.

"this entire scandal reeks of self-promotion"

Damn right, saw that one comming a mile away.
Like mother, like son.

Paula has already skipped on next season, so it's more likely AI will refuse to address the White Snoop's charges. Also, the phone records and medicine bottle weren't the actual ones --- they were illustrations, counterfeits intended to back up the story. I believe the kid boinked Paula, but for him to come out and besmirch her name after all she did for him in the name of self-promotion just goes to show what an ingrate he is. I hope it's the last we hear of him.

is it bad that while watching this "special" i ordered a few of paulas cds off amazon? they just brought me back to my late elementary and middle school days!

other than that, it was wonderful to see a few clips of paula clapping like a happy walrus. HTT hot.

even if paula did help corey with clothing and music choice she wasn't the one who voted him into the finals, it was the american public so who cares if they had sex or not. let her get some piece on the side and enjoy. they're both old enough to do whatever they wanted. anyway, he wouldn't have won even if he had slept with madonna or britney spears herself. HE SUCKED!!

Thank you B-Side for addressing the idiocy of ABC giving any credence to this ridiculous non-story. I am very glad I did not waste even a second of precious time watching this piece of crap (knew it was a piece of crap without even having to watch it!!). Who cares who Paula screws? As long as 2 consenting ADULTS (i.e. in age not necessarily mentality or judgment) are involved, who really gives a shit? Give me a break. This AI loser/wannabe needs to crawl back in his whole.

Wow, Corey Clark is scummier than I could ever have thought. I can't believe he was able to say with a straight face that he wasn't doing it for the publicity. Yeah, right!
I don't think he's lying, but he's about as scuzzy as they come.
As for Paula, I'd like to see her off the show because I'm sick of her predictable, ass-kissing statements to the contestants. Same thing with Randy, he's so predictable, I'm so sick of his "Yo, that was just aight dawg."
OK, how about some constructive criticism from the judges??
Next season I'd like to see both Randy and Paula gone. No way because of that Corey Clark idiot, but simply because their comments suck and are in no way constructive.

Reality Blurred (www.realityblurred.com) reported this morning that now Corey is refusing to help Fox in their investigation into his accusations. Um, yeah, that totally makes him look like he was "setting the record straight." Poser.

While the program itself was beyond boring and lame, I'm happy I watched it because if I hadn't I wouldn't have been able to watch Randy rocking out with Journey in his pink jacket and leather pants. I haven't laughed like that in years. Thanks Randy.

It was reported ealier this season that ABC is considering canning both PrimeTime Live and 20/20 and going without a newsmagazine in the fall. This was just a desperate attempt by ABC News to pull in ratings and try to prove the newsmagazines are viable.

no wonder paula is living in the valley of the dolls. emilio estevez, arsenio hall and now...corey clark? i feel bad for her; poor thing. and this corey guy? ick. what a tool.

Paula may be a loopy, hyper-active, Pollyanna of a judge, but she's OUR loopy, hyper-active, etc., etc...Men in the industry have been doing the same thing for years, it's no big deal. We're Americans...we're WAAAYYY past being shocked by these types of shenanigans. This bum does not deserve to retain the memory of Paula being up on his jock. Here's a dude with LINT in his pockets who got to bone a babe who could have had just about anybody she wanted. It will be years before he realizes that his smirky little, fake-Snoop Dogg put-on of an interview actually showed him to be a man (?) of low integrity and even lower character. YOU NEVER talk about who you've poked, no matter how much you may dislike an ex-roll-in-the-hay. He had no reason to do this except for the exposure because, I swear, I had FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THIS GUY until two weeks ago!

Paula's not going anywhere. Only Seacrest is replaceable in this show. Anyone else and the show is doomed. Randy, Simon and Paula have a cheesy chemistry that cannot be duplicated (can you see them firing Paula and sticking Whoopee in there? Hahahaha!).

I guarantee that Paula gets a prolonged standing ovation next week. The entire audience will rise at her introduction and clap like seals on meth!

Pauls, we luv ya, baby!

P.S. It speaks volumes that despite all the "help" she gave him....HE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE TOP FIVE!!!

"ABC is considering canning both PrimeTime Live and 20/20 and going without a newsmagazine in the fall"
I'm not surprised. With stories like this, they're leaving behind the "news" portion of the news magazine and turning themselves into the TV version of the Enquirer or Star mags.
How can John Quinones seriously call himself a journalist after doing schlock like that?
And I agree with those of you that the photos of Randy from his Journey days was the best part of the whole excruciating hour. My husband and I nearly fell off the bed laughing.

YES, yourmom! YES! I forgot about Randy doin' his Clarence "Big Man" Clemmons imitation! My 19 year-old son was on the floor laughing until he cried!! He asked me "Did big guys wear tights back then?". I said "Son, that's Spandex, and yes, it was the 80's. People wore that and a WHOLE lot WORSE!"

We copied them all: The Madonna "lace" craze, Boy George with the hat and the gloves-with-no-fingers, all 80's male R & B bands and their dripping wet "jheri" curls and, of course, Rock 'n' Roll and the mullet. The 80's --- when fasion took the decade off.

ABC has gone beyond pathetic now. To call out the highest ratings show out of all the channels is just stupid! so many people watch this show and the ones that watched their Fallen Idol special will tune into AI more each week. They might have upset some people, (Paula) but come on...this is just a ratings boost as far as FOX is concerned.

Korey is just a low-life piece of CRAP that used the 60 minutes ABC was so stupid to give him, to promote himself!

AI wouldn't be the same without Paula!! the ratings would drop and Fox would be out of their biggest show to date!! Not smart if that is how they decide to handle this!

I hope I never see Corey, AKA idiot boy, on television again and I don't care if what Paula does in her private. I always assumed that Simon was doing her and I have a theory that the reason she takes pain pills is because Randy tried to do her and crushed her fragile little spine with his tremendous weight. But that aside, it was still wrong of her to help idiot boy to pick his clothes and songs.

ABC got big ratings last night, which was what they were going for. But AI has been getting huge ratings twice a week and will continue to do so. If ABC was hoping for more than just one night of ratings (destroying some competition in the longterm) they certainly can't succeed with unsubstantiated allegations from one disgraced and forgotten former contestant who is obviously trying to get a career going without actual talent. AI fans have no need to worry.

Why hasn't anyone mentioned how HORRIBLE Seacrest looked in the clips. What was with his hair?

And when is he coming out of the closet? I think Simon tops Seacrest all the time!

And was anyone else wondering why Paula got flowers last night? Was that her consolation prize for bopping one of the contestants or just for getting caught?

Corey is on Stern's radio show right now. He sounds pretty convincing... and he admitted to banging her without a condom, and finishing inside of her. Gee, Corey, I wonder if Magic Johnson got her in her Laker Girl days? Dumbass.

Straight up not tell me.

If you believe Corey's story, shame on YOU! Paula can have just about any man she wants, so why would she choose a poor, unattractive creep, like Corey? Why would she risk her career and her reputation for him, or any contestant? She wouldn't!

Corey is a liar. It's plain to see that he's using the voice messages and video clips in the wrong context to make us think that Paula came on to him. I believe that the "evidence" is truly innocent, and had nothing to do with Corey's fantasies.

It's not Paula's style to secretly help contestants behind the scenes. I'm shocked to think that anyone would believe that Paula would stoop so low, and go against her belief in fairness in the competition to do this. Corey was up against Ruben, Clay and Kimberly. He didn't stand a chance in hell of winning.

Yes, it's pretty clear that Corey, a disqualified, bitter contestant had his own motives for writing that book.

I absolutely believe that Paula did the things he accused her of. I think he's an idiot and an ass hole for going public with it, but you can't argue the facts. How could he use that voice message out of context? Did you even hear what it said? Even if they didn't actually sleep together there was still something going on between them.

I agree with Christiann.
While Corey's clearly a total slimeball, who's showing Paula a lot of disrespect by outing her when he claims she was so helpful with his career, he sure had a lot of convincing evidence that there was an affair.
And while Paula's lawyer issued a statement calling him an "admitted liar," she has yet to deny one iota of what he's alleged.
She's been keeping pretty mum on the whole matter, which I think is very suspicious. Anyone woman in their right mind accused of somthing so vile as sleeping with Corey Clark would be shouting from every roof top that they never did any such thing. The fact that she declined to do so prior to the stupid Primetime Live report, and after it aired as well, only makes her look like she has something to hide.
Saying "I'm not justifying his claims with an answer," really does nothing to help her cause.

Got Sweeps? Why else would ABC let Primetime Live spend an entire hour hating on another network other than scoring extra points off of this loser’s attempt to make a name for himself upon the release of his book and CD during sweeps month? I think Corey, Quiñones, and ABC are a lot grosser than Paula because it is totally common and quite frankly, obvious that up and coming wannabe "stars" are be groomed by wealthy and famous industry people who will help build a career while gettin’ a little booty on the side.

I mean, Mariah Carey and Tommy Matola, Carmen Electra and Prince, Michael Douglass and Catherine Zata Jones and oh so many countless others have made this “you rub my back and I’ll make your career” arrangement before. Maybe if Paula had been more clear to Corey about the true nature of their “business arrangement” and really broke it down for the poor doof in the most simple terms, Corey might still be rocking the lights fantastic with Sista-Girl. In my head the conversation would have went a little something like this:

Paula: “Ok Corey, it’s here’s the deal, I may be breaking some rules but you’re hot and sporting major BFD so how about I make you my toy and hand you a career on a silver platter.” “All you have to do is play nice, look pretty, and keep your mouth shut.” “Hell, I’ll even throw in a cell phone and maybe after a 6 month review if you are really good you’ll get a hot little car to match your hot not so little body?”

Corey: “Where do I sign?!”

Paula: “In the bathtub, Sweetie.”

Corey was just too stupid to understand the opportunity before him. Or maybe ultimately he was just so uninteresting to Paula that when it got out he had an arrest record for assaulting his own sister, Paula had become as unimpressed with him as did American Idol and kick his tired ass to the curb..

Besides, let’s face it, this is going to do less for Corey’s career in the long run than sustainable damage to Paula’s career. Talented or not, Paula is always going to have more credibility among industry people than some no-name marginally talented half-brotha trying to pimp voicemail messages and store receipts into some conflated story about being screwed over by some famous lady after bumping their nasties together and getting dumped.

As for Paula, Sista, ain’t no body mad at you. Next time just don’t shop for dick at work. Ok? K!

And as for ABC, tisk, tisk, tisk on you for trouping the only Brown reporter in the ABC news room who then exploits a Brown man’s lame tale to score points at the expense of a Brown woman’s need for a decent lay in Hollywood. Always exploiting the Brown kids for the dollar$, you pink toes never change!

I think the entire thing was a bad joke. Paula really makes the show along with her side kicks, Randy & Simon. Corey was a crock from the get-go. If you've ever had "any" dealings with people, you know that boy couldn't tell the truth for love of life. What a piece of shit. I hated him when he was on Idol and he's done nothing to change my openion of his sorry little gold digging ass. And his parents! For Gods sake. What a couple of loosers. I guess Corey didn't have a chance from the start with that coupled act driving. I think they all really demonstrated to America JUST WHAT TRASH LOOKS LIKE.

Corey, Corey, Corey. Before you I didn't know what Randy ment when he said, man, you can blow! You are the perfect image of a looser. If you EVER sell a record, shame on America for supporting a reject like you. I really don't think Paula would had let one of her little dogs screw "you". Grow up, get a life and oh yeah, to do this you'll now have to move where no one know's you. LOL hahahahaha

This was the case of one vapid person using another vapid person to provide more vapidity to a culture obsessed with all things vapid. *sigh* I watched the whole hour and it was like eating chinese food...I was starving for something more substantial almost immediately. Thank god Jon Stewart came on at 11.

ABC should be shut down. All they wanted to do was destroy the competition. That cost them with me.....ABC no longer exists in my house!! The channel has been locked out on all of our TV's.
How come nobody, other than the dirtbag's friends and relatives, has come forward with information about the affair??? NOBODY else in the world saw any of this???? Are you kidding?? How about he paparazzi???? They saw NOTHING??? Are you serious?? They are everywhere and they don't miss a THING!!!!
If you watch the show regularly, you'll notice that Paula ALWAYS says "nice things." Even when she slams somebody she "sugarcoats" it. She loves them ALL!!!! Besides; the judges don't vote...WE DO!! I couldn't give a s--- less what the judges opinions are...I vote for who I like and I think that 99% of the viewers do the same sooooooo, if this all were true, SO WHAT?!?!?
The scumbag is trying to sell a book and a CD and
ABC is trying to up their ratings for sweeps month.
Smarten up America!!!!!!
BTW...those of you who say "Listen to the tape and what Paula says.".....has ANYBODY proved to you that it IS actually Paula's voice on that tape????

I agree with Bill. Someone surely would have seen Paula and Corey out in public. And Corey never would have been able to leave the mansion without the other contestants or the security guards seeing them. Paula IS nice to everyone, not just to Corey. He sang and then hugged her one time and she liked the attention - big deal. Would he have been so bold if they were really carrying on a secret love affair? That would be pretty stupid, wouldn't it?

He is so full of crap when he says he sang a secret message to her when the group was singing "I owe it all to you". And the taped voice messages???? When Paula said to Corey not to talk to the media, I believe she was referring to his being kicked off the show for the previous arrest, and nothing more. She did not want his reputation to get tarnished even more. I think she saw potential in his singing ability and tried to help him, but not any more than she helped any of the other contestants.

Think about it, people..........linking Corey with Paula is like linking...well, say, Sally Field with Godzilla. It's not a good match, is it?

If you have even half a brain, you can see that Paula is hot, and Corey is NOT.

Paula is hot? LOL! Maybe back on the second Monday of January, 1988 between 4:00 pm and 4:02 pm but not anymore, baby!

If it's not Paula on the voice messages, then where's that lawsuit her lawyer was threatening BEFORE the show aired?
Celebrities can only sue for libel or slander if the story is UNTRUE.
Funny, anyone heard a peep from Paula's lawyer since the story aired?? I haven't.
While I think ABC's been pretty slimy and desparate for ratings in attacking stars on other networks (there's a Trump movie coming out also) I think if Clark's claims were totally false, he and ABC would surely be facing at a lawsuit right now.

I change my mind. I no longer believe that Paula had anything to do with idiot boy. Bill is so right. If Paula was out of the town with idiot boy then other people besides the idiot's friends would have witnessed them. Also, what about the clerks at the stores that were suppose to have sold the idiot and Paula a cell phone and some clothes? Don't you think they would be grabbing their 15 minutes of fame if their was something to tell? I'm sorry for every doubting Paula.

Dax, and just how long have you been seeing Corey. You obviously think "he's how" and Paula's not. I don't think it has anything to do with who's hot. I think it has to do with some little dirt-bag trying to get a some TV time any way he can. He wasn't remembered from Idol but he "will" be remembered for this. That boy and his little blow buddies couldn't tell the truth if they knew it. For anybody to believe for one minute that anything he said has any truth to it, is nothing more than sad. And Dax, if you don't think Paula is still very pretty, maybe Corey is for you.

I think Corey CLark is a bold face liar. Now he is saying that Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are lovers. Give me a break!! That is really crazy. I think that Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest should all sue him for defamation of character and slander and whatever else they can . If his record makes any money which is doubtful it will all be taken in the lawsuits against him. Serves him right for sayin lies like he did. He wont be able to make a career as a singer but he will have a career as a liar .