Don't forget the Jabbawockeez are America's Best Dance Crew, dawg!
Dear Judges, Andrew Lloyd Webber wants his masks back. This is American Idol goes to Musical Theater Camp, where anything goes!
So I totally got a random Facebook friend request from a guy who looks like he's been prepping for Andrew Lloyd Webber week, and that made me even more excited for/scared about this episode:
CATMAN! Dada dada dada dada CATMAN!
Who will rise to the challenge of ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER WEEK?! Or, as I like to call it, "songs I was forced to play piano at weddings while growing up" week. I definitely played a Phantom Medley with "All I Ask of You" and "Think of Me" in 1996 in Texas at a wedding that did not serve any alcohol. I remember thinking that was weird, because my childhood was otherwise filled with Vietnamese weddings that involved alcoholic uncles who took full advantage of the open bars and puked all their booze up 'cause they lacked that all-important liver enzyme. On the short list of people-who-don't-have-big-musical-voices: Brooke and Jason Castro. It's going to be a rough night.
Also, Brooke White is totally the bitchy girl you'd play Crazy Eights, Monopoly Junior, or, heaven forbid, my favorite game, Mousetrap, with while growing up. Against your will, of course, because she'd invite herself over or arrange a playdate with you through her mom and your mom. She's the girl who repeatedly insists that she wasn't cheating by shaking the dice to her liking when you weren't looking or peeking at your cards. And then defensively huffs that she would never cheat (or drink or smoke or watch an R-rated movie) and go on to explain why she kept her pile of Monopoly money so close to the banker's stash. So that it wouldn't get lonely being separate from all its brothers and sisters, duh! Jesus loves winners! Results not excuses!
David Duchovny is in the audience, if my nearsighted eyes haven't completely failed me. No sign of the "Lip Licker" sign fangirl, though.
It's Earth Day! Idol is doing its part by using green power (i.e. CFLs powered by the cries of distressed whales, instead of their normal vampire powersucking spotlights powered by the egos of producers)...only at the finale. In just four weeks. I can't wait. How about they go green by not filming a finale and just publishing the results online? Tonight, it's time to take half our contestants out of their comfort zones and see who pulls excuses out of their asses.
They've expanded the band section, and Ricky is as flamboyantly enthusiastic as ever. Looks like they hired all the kids who played the violins in that Meryl Streep movie, Music of the Heart. Poor musicians, don't you wish you were in the studio recording the music for another Disney/Pixar flick?
Mah wand, I founds it!
The judges look surprisingly tasteful and sober tonight, Randy upgrading his usual man-cardigan for a button down and Paula trading in her QVC/Bedazzled accessories for a basic shift dress, and Simon in his classic black pullover. Hmm. Paula looking kempt and sober means that she's blitzkrieged out of her mind. Surprisingly understated and subtle, this trio, perhaps to protest the excesses of musical theater and Andrew Lloyd Webber productions. I don't even see Randy peddling those pink beaded bracelets from past weeks. I think they're now subtly green.
Commence Webber Week! Daunting tasks! Deciphering a proper British accent!
Can you imagine if ALW's daughter went on Rock the Cradle? Obviously "Musicals" is a huge genre, and they had to narrow it down to ALW's songs, but it's be fun if they could've performed stuff from something super old-timey like Kiss Me Kate or Meet Me in St. Louis. Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley!
Lord Webber was a precocious tyke who began composing at 9. At 17, he was working with his soulmate, Tim Rice. Montage of Starlight Express, Tell Me On a Sunday, and other works flash across the screen. Words, words, words.
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Comments (14)
When I first heard David Archuleta's "And I Am Telling You," I about died laughing because I thought 'OH. MY. GOD! Some dipshit actually thought this girl singing this song was David Archuleta! What a dumbass!'"
...and then it hit me.
It actually was him.
Was it just me, or was ALW one of the coolest mentors ever? I loved how blunt he was and how he singled people out and critiqued them rather than vomiting rainbows and puppies the whole time [I'm looking at you, Dolly/Mariah]
1 of 14 | Posted by gildedlulz | Posted on April 23, 2008 7:57 PM
I'm with you as far as Brooke goes, WHY is she still here, WHO is voting for her and HOW do we make them STOP????????
2 of 14 | Posted by ecthelion | Posted on April 23, 2008 8:08 PM
David Cook was fab.
And although Jason Castro was regrettable this week, I hope to hear more from him. Hallelujah and Over the Rainbow were so amazing - made me remember how great live acoustic music can be.
David A - just pick a good song and let it rip already.
3 of 14 | Posted by BellicoseBaby | Posted on April 23, 2008 8:17 PM
Remember the days when, during Hollywood week, anyone who forgot the lyrics would get ripped a new @hole and sent packing? *Sigh* And did you see how pissed Paula got at Simon and Randy for not backing her on the "you never stop and start over" argument? Brooke needs to go home.
I'm picking David C to win this thing (still can't abide the fetus) but his song did come across more musical theatre geek than rock and roller. I would have liked to see him change up a showtune and "make it his own".
4 of 14 | Posted by marishka | Posted on April 24, 2008 7:11 AM
T. Vo –
First of all, great recap. Your rant about Comic Sans was totally random and hilarious!
Favorite musical song – “Bring Him Home” from Les Mis. Always makes me cry.
You’re exactly right about Syesha. She belongs in theatre and not American Idol. There’s no way she wins this thing. Anyone who identifies herself as a “working actress” is immediately unlikeable. Carly has the same problem as Michael Johns – really talented but no real growth seen over the season, from another country, older than the average Idol, already had a shot in the biz. That doesn’t inspire people to vote like crazy. Restartgate was really painful to watch. I felt kind of bad for Brooke, even though she is probably a huge jerk. I actually liked Castro’s weirdo performance. And I can’t see it not being the two Davids in the final, those two have not even sniffed the Bottom 2 or 3 yet.
5 of 14 | Posted by BRaps | Posted on April 24, 2008 8:26 AM
y'know dawg. last week was a little pitchy BUT TONIGHT YOU ROCKED IT OUT!!!
awesome recap.
And i didn't realize Brooke is a serial start-stopper. WTF? You simply cannot stop the orchestra. The only perfromance you are giving for that week and you forget your lyric? You hum or la la it till you get it.
I am fascinated by her total cognitive dissonance during a critique. The wide eyed stare and the "It's alright. It's okay" reassurance to the booing crowd.
The other train wreck was Castrato.. There's definitely some clamped down aggression from all the pot smoking. I'm waiting for him to clench the jaw and whallop Seacrest unprovoked. Still. A sweeping song like Memory and you give it no dynamics? Ah well. Still like his singing..just not this time around.
6 of 14 | Posted by dredge | Posted on April 24, 2008 9:13 AM
That picture of ALW sitting between those two WASP's is priceless. it needs no caption, as i just keep laughing everytime i looked at his face. High-larious. Do you think he actually sat there the whole time. imagine what he is thinking. I'm a billionairre and they can't give me a private seat, must i sit with the peons. (all this in an english accent)
7 of 14 | Posted by smaile | Posted on April 24, 2008 5:53 PM
im just wondering...
who the hell does brooke think she is? out of all of the performers on idol from seasons 1 - 7 none have EVER stopped a song (stopped an entire orchestra, might i add) and said "sorry, lets start this again"
what?!!? then she has the balls to say "first time ive done that !" again.. WHAT?! u should NEVER do that first of all.. second of all, it WASNT the first time shes done that, making it that much more sickening.
she calls herself an experienced singer? thats the most unprofessional thing ive ever seen in seven seasons of this show and im really surprised and annoyed that she didnt get that spelled out for her by the judges
awful.. she needs to go... like.. yesterday.
8 of 14 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on April 24, 2008 8:35 PM
I was hoping someone would sing that amazing ballad from Jesus Christ Superstar that the Mary Magdelene character sings...I don't remember the name...anyone?
Also, I've never heard anyone rant about font in such a passionate way! I will never look at Comic Sans the same way again.
9 of 14 | Posted by michigan | Posted on April 25, 2008 6:47 AM
michigan, is the song you're thinking of from Jesus Christ Superstar called "I Don't Know How to Love Him"? Great song.
10 of 14 | Posted by kapowski | Posted on April 25, 2008 6:56 AM
I don't think those were David's sisters. I think he said "they're all sisters", or something along those lines. :)
11 of 14 | Posted by prinny | Posted on April 25, 2008 8:04 AM
I went and checked out that "Put Down The Duckie" vid and am so glad you shared it! It had me rockin' and groovin' here in my chair. I was also impressed to see the man who plays Clair's father in "The Cosby Show" in the vid as one of the singers. He sings a few times on the show and is just incredible!
It's hard to say what my favorite song from a musical is. I'm kind of a dork and actually enjoy watching musicals, haha. I would probably have to say it would be a song from "Rent" though. La Vie Boheme, Seasons of Love, I'll Cover You, all great songs!
12 of 14 | Posted by JustJesse | Posted on April 26, 2008 2:50 PM
prinny --
My mistake, I didn't think they'd let any tweens mob/touch Archuleta unless they were his actual sisters. Hee.
"He has three younger siblings Amber, Daniel and Jazzy and an older sister Claudia" according to Wikipedia, so 4 instead of the 6 randoms on stage. Phew. It's still 4 more kids than China would allow, though. :)
JustJesse -- You're not alone. "Rent" is still as amazing as ever, and watching classic musicals always makes me want to take up tapdancing.
13 of 14 | Posted by T.Vo | Posted on April 27, 2008 11:29 PM
I have been a long time lurker but had to finally post a comment.
Brilliant on the PBS Pledge moment.
14 of 14 | Posted by alittlepitchydawg | Posted on April 28, 2008 8:27 PM