****Please welcome PopPrincess and That'sWhatSheSaid for their crack at Hollywood !
PopPrincess: So confession time....I've only watched like 15 minutes of American Idol this season. No clue who any of these peeps are.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: I watched about 15 mintues last night in the first Hollywood round. Should I get wine?
PopPrincess: Ohhh yes I'm going to pour a drink too.....back in 30 seconds
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Bring on the singers!
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Ew I just saw that Grey's and Private Practice is a 2 hour cross over episode tomorrow! Guess they didn't get enough of the Daly family on Grey's a couple weeks ago.
PopPrincess: Did they run out of doctors to bang at Seattle Grace and had to import some fresh meat? Call me when Gregory House gets there....at least Tool Academy is a bunch of slackers. They can only be douches for an hour at a time.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Alright, it's starting....
PopPrincess: Group auditions are back.
And they are singing the most overplayed song of 2008!
ThatsWhatSheSaid: I love how they begin with a montage about people claiming they don't know what's in store for them. This is like the 25th season of Idol and they haven't exactly shaken things up over the years. Ooh the contestants form their own groups. If nobody wants to work with you, you obviously suck.
PopPrincess: Its like gym class all over again.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Ew, kid in the orange glasses, headband and tie will definitely be last picked. Ouch. Some things never change.
PopPrincess: Whoa, have you seen Tatiana? That was the one audition I saw, where she pretty much just giggled like a crazy person.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Wow...I can't imagine why she was picked last? Or not at all. Even though she's a tall glass of crazy, I still feel bad for her that she has to beg people to join their group.
PopPrincess: She looks like a cross between Morticia Adams and a vampire. Who wouldn't want her in their group--vampires don't need sleep so she can practice all night.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Her make up rocks my world.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: It looks like she painted by numbers to get it on. Oh good, Duffy's song Mercy is one of the songs they can sing this year. I haven't heard that overplayed in weeks!
PopPrincess: Is that....I think....could it be.....yes, BIKINI GIRL!!!!
ThatsWhatSheSaid: This is what I don't get about Bikini Girl, they are acting like they've never had super hot girls on there before.She's pretty, but not hot enough to justify the drama she has created. Did you see when the new judge sang during her audition????
PopPrincess: You mean when the new judge tried desperately to prove that she still had it, but failed miserably? Yes, I caught that. I thought the judges were supposed to hate people who dressed up in stupid costumes, but come half naked, and you're off to Hollywood!
ThatsWhatSheSaid: The new judge oddly reminded me of Mariah Carey in that scene. I felt like she was minutes away from walking out on TRL with an icecream cart. And she waved her hand around while she sang. All she needed to do was plug her ear and it would have been perfect.
PopPrincess: Tatiana's team just asked her "Have you ever met Satan?" WOW
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Ohhh Paint by Numbers is breaking down....Who's giggling now bitch!
PopPrincess: Is that a black Little Orphan Annie?! And paired up with the gay guy who looks like Perez Hilton!
What? This is my natural color.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: He should be excited, chubby gay guys like that always get slender, hot and trendy when they get older.
PopPrincess: Like Seacrest!
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Yup, you know Seacrest is a former biscuit face.
ThatsWhatSheSaid: So, it's the middle of the night on group night, some are going to sleep and some are practicing all night. They really should just start drinking. When I'm up that late singing, drinking makes me sound 100 times better.
PopPrincess: Drinking makes everything better. Ahhhh, alcohol. Excuse me while I refill my glass.
PopPrincess: Damn Tatiana is a STAH in this episode! Another breakdown!
ThatsWhatSheSaid: Orphan Annie looks like she stole the Little Mermaid's hair extensions. Wait, so Tatianna left one group and joined another because they asked her if she knew Satan?
PopPrincess: I guess devil worship is one way to get rid of a person....I prefer making fun of them behind their back, but this is also effective. I'm betting Tatiana's new group rocks, old one blows.
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Comments (5)
You know what I wish? I wish I'd had this recap running as subtitles while I watched the show...that would have been so cool.
1 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on February 8, 2009 12:37 AM
WHERE'D MY OSMOND GO????!!!!!
They didn't even explain why he got cut. Booooooo!
2 of 5 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on February 8, 2009 6:28 PM
Um, this was sort of like 2 great tastes that taste crappy together. Sorry, but the back and forth style does not work for this (my opinion), it was unreadable. I couldn't make it past the first page, so if you said anything funny, sorry I wasn't around to read it.
Please stick to solo efforts from now on, I actually had to go back to work instead of reading this.
3 of 5 | Posted by swimbikerun | Posted on February 9, 2009 10:08 AM
Looks like somebody forgot their Wheaties today! To each his own, I rather enjoyed this banter, and found this epi to be pathetic to the nth degree!!! I really thought the hippie was going through, really, really, so that was a surprise.
"Not even if he added, I want a D in my B"
Too funny-I doubt he'd get a D in his M with those horns in the way. Don't get why they're keeping him around, but I bet all that bitchy queenyness would be spouting out of me and looking just as redonk and dramatic as it did on Perez . . .
Thanks for sharing a drink and a chat and I'm all for this type of recap on a throw away epi like this!
4 of 5 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on February 9, 2009 2:07 PM
Since my screen name is essentially the same as the recapper's, except that mine does not have punctuation, I found it very surreal to keep seeing it over and over.
Unfortunately, I have to agree that I didn't enjoy the back and forth style. I also originally only made it through page 1. I came back today to finish it up to see if it got funnier. You're both very funny individually, but the one-liners just didn't come across as enjoyable as a full recap would have....Sowwy.
5 of 5 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on February 10, 2009 10:44 AM