Performances aside, I noticed a pattern which may help me determine who the top four and the bottom three are. And no, I am not crazier than Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory, thank you very much.

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Cute scarf. Carly's safe.

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Crazy killah eyes, but cute scarf. Guitar = immunity.

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Yet another cute scarf! Syesha's staying.

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Ramiele could drape a string of dead rats around her neck and still be cute. A keeper!

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No scarf, but safe compared to Alexandrea.

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She made this scarf out of Elmo's skin. Lushington's in trouble.

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No scarf plus blandness = trouble. You're not the one that I want!

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America likes crazy trains. Bottom four, but not gonna get eliminated.

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Cuter than Alaina, and therefore safe.

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Get sick, collect $200. We don't kick off the closers.

There are too many similar-looking blondes on the show right now, so I think guitar girl Brooke and Kady are safe (America is not willing to relinquish all of the eye candy yet) while hopelessly devote Alaina's going to go home to Oklahoma to star in some local musicals. Kristy could be in trouble, but they made her sweat last week and didn't kick her off. Would they do it this week? Amanda, while a hotter mess than Hannah Mantana, definitely leaves an impression and burns her image onto your retinas. She's not leaving yet. Asia'h had a bad week but was more memorable than Alexandrea, the unwitting poster child for 2002 fashion trends. Thanks for hanging in there with me, Gasmi! Will the '80s be kinder to our damsels, or will Amanda opt for the Bob Seger?

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Comments (16)

Izzyboy:

The fact that you referenced Butters in relation to Lushington's song choice means you're my best friend forever and ever!

Izzyboy:

The fact that you referenced Butters in relation to Lushington's song choice means you're my best friend forever and ever!

Snarky:

I love the music of the 80's. This new AI group, however, will continue to butcher every song they attempt.

Except, I guess, for Fetus. From all the breathless ass kissing I've seen, apparently he's been designated as Jesus Christ 2.0.

That is all.

menomor3:

I noticed the scarfs, too. Are they prtecting their vocal cords?
I can't stand Amanda and hope she goes fast!

JasonR:

T.Vo, I'm not even through the recap yet, but I had to give you kudos for the Bill as Towlie screencap. That was so random and hilarious. LMAO!

JasonR:

OK, I finished. Recap was absolutely hilarious. Double threat with the sarcastic recapping of song choice AND fashion choice. BTW, I recall once that in an interview in one of the past seasons that one of the finalists said that they get a budget from the show but the contestants do shop for and choose their own clothes, so you can rest easy in making fun of them for what they wear if you so choose.

Snarky:

By the way T.Vo, I didn't mean to imply you were one of the ones slobbering all over Fetus. Everyone else seems to be.

You rock!

juddfan:

Guess I'm the sole Lushington fan . . . she seems to be bringing subtle changes in melody that the others don't, Ramiele was thuddingly dull repeating the exact melody twice. Simon's never heard Magic Man, yet Hard songs have been on the show for seasons now . . . lame! He's so obvious in who he wants gone, F him!!!

Did we all hear about the wig!?

JasonR:

What wig??? I heard some Bret Michaels-type wig jokes about Robbie Carrico. What gives juddfan?

t.vo:

juddfan -- I actually liked Lushington (and okay, I had a soft spot for Butters' interpretation of the Chicago song) but I think this week's performance (while technically better than Amanda's/Kady's/etc, for sure) was really incongruous with who she is as a singer, or at least what the audience and judges were hoping for. I think we were all hoping for her to belt something big and vibrant. I did appreciate the subtlety of her interpretation more than Ramiele's song, which was slightly more memorable due to its upbeat tempo.

As for the wig, yes, I have heard the TMZ rumors that his locks are polyester and not from the Dolly Parton collection! DListed and MTV are also debating the wig's existence (they're no Drudge Report, though). Hit up Google.

juddfan:

Thanks T.vo--I'm a huge dlisted fan, PP 4evah!!! I sometimes wonder if MK isn't on here somewhere, hiding under some psuedonym!!!! Weirdly, the wig came after the votes, so couldn't be considered in the later voting . . .

juddfan:

I mean later results . . .

JasonR, Robbie faux rocker is rumored to be wearing a wig . . . talk about credibility!

dani2526:

I, too, liked Lushington. She was my favorite! BOO HOO.

bdos88:

It's nice to see some Lusington luvin on this site. I couldn't understand any of the judges comments this week. I don't think Lush has a belter's voice but rather a very clear, nuanced voice - and that was on full display in her performance, which I really loved. I don't understand how that blond chick (the one with the guitar not the other 20 blond girls on stage - seriously I can't tell them apart just yet) could be praised for a boring, copy-cat version of 'You're So Vain'. Meanwhile Lush gives a IMHO wonderfully layered and subtle interpretation and is trashed for it.

My other favourite of the night, Syesha, got pummeled for the most ridiculous of reasons. I thought she did a very good rendition of "Me and Mr(s) Jones". Randy tells her she needs to pick a song where she can belt more. Um, Randy, if every note is belted out then there is no dramatic build-up to the big notes - which this performance certainly had. Then Simon criticises her for the most ridiculous of reasons: that the song was not originally written for a woman. WTF?!

I'm a fan but what the heck was up with Ramiele? Bad choice of song. Oh, and I thought the Irish lass did an bang up job on the Heart song.

rhoda:

I finally figured out who Simon reminds me of.

Those cranky old people who yell at the neighborhood kids to GET THE HELL off my lawn!

I've known:

- One old guy who hid in the bushes and hosed down the kids.

- One old lady who came outside with a shotgun if she saw the kids.

and

- One guy who sits in his garage where you can't see him and shoots kids with a paint ball gun.

I gotta admit, that is a pretty cool use of a paint ball gun.

Simon...you are gonna be the best cranky old guy, ever.

Rock Star:

What? How is Kady Malloy the resident hottie? I don't think she's hot by any stretch of the imagination. I like her, though. I'm quite dismayed by this week's results show.

I too disagreed with Simon's comments about SYESha. Made no fucking sense. Since when did people only sing songs that were originally written for their gender on this show? Or, you know, in life? Remember last year when hey all had to do Bee Gee's songs and Barry Gibb was shocked by every choice the women made because they were originally written for men?

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