cattyfan, sorry about the death of your comment, and also thanks for fixing my misspell. i posted in newsgasm. DOI. love

This episode had me laughing and txting my friend. Here's a sampling:

nothing says manly like pink sweater and caterpillar eyebrows

paula's moving pretty well for someone with so severe back probs that her meds are the go-to excuse for the inebriation we keep seeing

thelma wore a bright yellow babydoll dress and wild up-do dreds. oh here's KC. he's WELL past his sell-by date. poor guy.

good for him for still getting out there. now simon gave ryan a smackdown. yay

gah this is such pathetic shitty entertainment. uhoh anoop in the bottom

I skipped to the end. poor Anoop Dogg.

silly how carrie underwood sings home sweet home. isn't that a motley crue song? or poison?

Sad how American Idol turns our lives into this. BTW in case no one told you, that was Vince Neil and wife #4 in the audience. Hence the sell-out final song reference. Kill me now.

BTW: Essence magazine says J-Hud is with child.

I share your oogey feeling about Hokey Gokey, but I predict Chola goes next week.

I may not always agree with your assesment, flipit, but I LOVE your recaps - they always make me laugh so hard my abs hurt.

Meanwhile, this is the fourth recap I've read of the results show, and I can't believe that NO ONE noticed that when Lil came out to be eliminated, her vest was buttoned crooked. Did no one think to mention it the poor girl? I know they had a quick change after the group number, but when she came back out at the end (what, 40 minutes later?), it was STILL buttoned crooked! Poor kid couldn't catch a break.

You know what's most crazy? That Chola and Fetus are about the same age!

"Kiss of the Spider Woman is the first time I'd ever seen an eighty year old put her ankle behind her neck. I'd rather not talk about the second time."

Are you sure it wasn’t an 80 year old man? (I understand. You had to pay the rent. Right?)

RE: the random queen in the photo during the group practice

Uh, who says he’s a queen? Just because he has gokey’s 5 o’clock shadow doesn’t mean he’s gay. He looks gay but, hey, gokey’s starting to look gay. (It’s being in Hollywood that does it.)

I remember Thelma Houston fondly but I don’t remember her like that. What was that crazy woman thinking with that outfit? My God. BTW: A friend of mine wants Thelma’s song, “Don’t Leave me this Way” sung at his funeral. Okay, if he goes first, I’ll do it but I don’t know if it’s appropriate.

flipit...no worries. These things happen. If only I had any idea what I'd written last night.

One question...was I remotely funny, or was I a morose drunk.

i disagree with whoever said chola is next...first of all, she nearly was eliminated. her fans will be coming to her support. second, she is the only non-white person, and the only woman left. I think Gums is out next =(

here's hoping for church lady to go.

Another great recap (ho hum!)

I had those same reactions to Fetus's performance. Maybe his voice finally changed??

I hope Chola/Allison stays around. I think she could be in the finals.

My excuses for the lateness of my commment, but I was in Paris for the weekend (that's right, suck it losers)...

Except now I'm reading your recap in front of family and they're all looking at me strangely for not only enjoying bad reality television, but liking reading recaps about them even more...

Anyway, I'll see your hatred for the Church Lady and I'll double it...yes, yes, a tool. I'm "praying" for a surprise elimination too. Go Sierra!

Oops.

I am *so* glad they put Adam right smack in the middle of the disco dance number! It gave him a chance to almost totally gay out. Fabulous.

And what is up with Paula and Simon this season? My mom thinks they're sleeping together. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but they are awfully giggly.

I had a crazy theory about Simon, but it involves Ryan and that hawt daddy contestant, Matt Rogers. I think the chances are so slim about anything between him and Paula, I'm tempted to roll out my theory . . . but another time!

Saw this at a friends, and their DVR is so messed up I missed the whole Fetus thing and came in late on the group number. I do suspect it was a bad mix in Fetus' headset, and I heard one of 'em dropped out--no one sings in tune when they can't hear right.

Loved the high Five, Flipit!!! And call me crazy, but this recap is a little randy--no!?

xoxoxoxoxo

I feel for poor little fetus, reminds me of Michael Jackson for being so out of touch with normalcy . . . ; ( ( i mean kid star way)

Oh yeah, that shirt KC was wearing, I think they had to lay him on a tilt back board to button it, then stood him upright to girdle it all inside. At least he's smart enough to bring some back up singers, and I bet he's enjoying his life, plenty!

Chola is so f'ed this week with Brat pack--ugh!

my predicitons of the order they will be eliminated: Matt, Alison, Gokey, Adam then Kris winning it all.

I understand your loathing of ChurchLady all too well, my dear...

Here's hoping for that tool's elimination soon....

SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!

Love the line about pullin out a boobie!

Keep it comin!