Avert Your Eyes!

PicklerMaroulis
Courtesy of Hollywood Rag (thanks to TVgasm reader Stella)

Sometimes we see something so awful, we can't help but look. Constantine Maroulis and Kellie Pickler. 'Nuff said.

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Comments (26)

Redhead Author Profile Page:

The way he is holding her stomach, it looks like she might be carrying a little Maroulis!

The HORROR!!!!!

J Unit Author Profile Page:

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/american_idol/001932.php

I KNEW IT

Redhead Author Profile Page:

What was once a joke is now...the impending birth of the Anti-Christ.

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

That is so wrong on so many levels!


hb

Firecat Author Profile Page:

darnit....what can I use to remove vomit from carpet?

tvtvtv Author Profile Page:

Ewww. And...ewwwwww. Why is dressed like a bit player on Dynasty? And more importantly, does it not look like she is his puppet in a ventriloquist act?

KatiesHole Author Profile Page:

Did he knock up the Pickler? Probably not a difficult thing to do, she looks pretty easy.

He is such a skanky looking diseased dirtball. She's no better.

KH

Lizardqueen Author Profile Page:

What is that hideous pout all about? Constantpreen- STOP! NOW! For the love of all that is sacred and holy, please go away.

Firecat, just burn your house down. It is cursed for all eternity now that it has been soiled by vomit induced by the Constantpickler.

solost Author Profile Page:

These two will not age well.

Shollia Author Profile Page:

He looks drunk or drugged up out of his gourd.
Got I can't stand skid-mark.. I mean.. Constipated.. I mean.. Constantpain.. I mean... well.. you get know who.

zoobabe Author Profile Page:

Maybe their just pepping for the relaese of their duet of Bohemian Rhapsody.

wandernview Author Profile Page:

That smile of hers says how much longer will this cheap slimeball be around before I land some sugardaddy and hit the porn circuit?

flymotha Author Profile Page:

If she couldn't say calimari, I doubt she could say contraception.

He looks a little like a Robert Downey Jr. mug shot after a 7-day coke binge.

zoobabe Author Profile Page:

or prepping. His hand on her stomach pose is just EW.

Firecat Author Profile Page:

Won't Constantine need a penis to impregnate her?

Oh that's right, he can impregnate hapless women with his perverted gaze.

Sarcasma Author Profile Page:

"This is where my babies come from! This is my baby maker right here!"

GROSS! He is such a used car salesman looking slob.

dredge Author Profile Page:

he's going to be at a huge greek event next week..can't wait to give him a shout out..like.."you SUCK!!!".."ASShole!"

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

Can't wait for Mr. Pickler to get out of jail and whomp on the asshole Constantine. On the other hand, he may make her look smarter? Nah.

RealityTV4Me Author Profile Page:

I realize he is entertainment fodder, but seriously, why do you people keep writing about him? I actually get physically ill whenever his mug is in front of me. In fact, if his nastiness happens to pop up in the banner, I will refresh the screen to make it go away.

Besides, wasn't there something on here about him and bloated girl from last season? Jessica something or other. Wasn't his hairy paw on her stomach, too?

dredge Author Profile Page:

Palming a girls stomach during a photo is just plain sleazy.You put it around her waist and stand up straight, dumbass.

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

Everytime I see this sleaze-bag's picture on the TVgasm web site I get that Giada-Lentil Loaf-bile-in-the-mouth thing...


hb

dredge Author Profile Page:

hb..happy cinco de mayo

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

dredge- felicidad amigo íntimo

hb

dredge Author Profile Page:

hb-iqual

dojean Author Profile Page:

LQ - Kudos on the Constantpickler moniker. If the two of them were less D-list, the tabloids would be all over that name.

Erzulie Author Profile Page:

Ugh. He looks like a total pervert. Put a few years on him and envisage him still behaving this way (which he probably will be)... She's only 19. Does he think because he's a Z-lister celeb that this won't matter? Kellie - dump him. He's really creepy. This picture gives me the shivers (and not in a good way...) Can imagine him as some sort of bizarre cult leader. What a loser.

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