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by B-Side

PicklerMaroulis
Courtesy of Hollywood Rag (thanks to TVgasm reader Stella)

Sometimes we see something so awful, we can't help but look. Constantine Maroulis and Kellie Pickler. 'Nuff said.


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Posted by B-Side on May 4, 2006 4:50 PM

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The way he is holding her stomach, it looks like she might be carrying a little Maroulis!

The HORROR!!!!!

Posted by: Redhead [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 5:01 PM(#1 of 26)

What was once a joke is now...the impending birth of the Anti-Christ.

Posted by: Redhead [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 5:06 PM(#3 of 26)

That is so wrong on so many levels!


hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 5:08 PM(#4 of 26)

darnit....what can I use to remove vomit from carpet?

Posted by: Firecat [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 5:20 PM(#5 of 26)

Ewww. And...ewwwwww. Why is dressed like a bit player on Dynasty? And more importantly, does it not look like she is his puppet in a ventriloquist act?

Posted by: tvtvtv [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 5:54 PM(#6 of 26)

Did he knock up the Pickler? Probably not a difficult thing to do, she looks pretty easy.

He is such a skanky looking diseased dirtball. She's no better.

KH

Posted by: KatiesHole [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 5:54 PM(#7 of 26)

What is that hideous pout all about? Constantpreen- STOP! NOW! For the love of all that is sacred and holy, please go away.

Firecat, just burn your house down. It is cursed for all eternity now that it has been soiled by vomit induced by the Constantpickler.

Posted by: Lizardqueen [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 6:12 PM(#8 of 26)

These two will not age well.

Posted by: solost [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 6:54 PM(#9 of 26)

He looks drunk or drugged up out of his gourd.
Got I can't stand skid-mark.. I mean.. Constipated.. I mean.. Constantpain.. I mean... well.. you get know who.

Posted by: Shollia [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 6:59 PM(#10 of 26)

Maybe their just pepping for the relaese of their duet of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 7:11 PM(#11 of 26)

That smile of hers says how much longer will this cheap slimeball be around before I land some sugardaddy and hit the porn circuit?

Posted by: wandernview [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 7:15 PM(#12 of 26)

If she couldn't say calimari, I doubt she could say contraception.

He looks a little like a Robert Downey Jr. mug shot after a 7-day coke binge.

Posted by: flymotha [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 7:29 PM(#13 of 26)

or prepping. His hand on her stomach pose is just EW.

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 7:31 PM(#14 of 26)

Won't Constantine need a penis to impregnate her?

Oh that's right, he can impregnate hapless women with his perverted gaze.

Posted by: Firecat [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 7:42 PM(#15 of 26)

"This is where my babies come from! This is my baby maker right here!"

GROSS! He is such a used car salesman looking slob.

Posted by: Sarcasma [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 7:44 PM(#16 of 26)

he's going to be at a huge greek event next week..can't wait to give him a shout out..like.."you SUCK!!!".."ASShole!"

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2006 8:28 PM(#17 of 26)

Can't wait for Mr. Pickler to get out of jail and whomp on the asshole Constantine. On the other hand, he may make her look smarter? Nah.

Posted by: Tony A. [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 5:40 AM(#18 of 26)

I realize he is entertainment fodder, but seriously, why do you people keep writing about him? I actually get physically ill whenever his mug is in front of me. In fact, if his nastiness happens to pop up in the banner, I will refresh the screen to make it go away.

Besides, wasn't there something on here about him and bloated girl from last season? Jessica something or other. Wasn't his hairy paw on her stomach, too?

Posted by: RealityTV4Me [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 6:44 AM(#19 of 26)

Palming a girls stomach during a photo is just plain sleazy.You put it around her waist and stand up straight, dumbass.

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 8:03 AM(#20 of 26)

Everytime I see this sleaze-bag's picture on the TVgasm web site I get that Giada-Lentil Loaf-bile-in-the-mouth thing...


hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 10:55 AM(#21 of 26)

hb..happy cinco de mayo

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 12:01 PM(#22 of 26)

dredge- felicidad amigo íntimo

hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 1:45 PM(#23 of 26)

hb-iqual

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 2:04 PM(#24 of 26)

LQ - Kudos on the Constantpickler moniker. If the two of them were less D-list, the tabloids would be all over that name.

Posted by: dojean [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2006 7:43 PM(#25 of 26)

Ugh. He looks like a total pervert. Put a few years on him and envisage him still behaving this way (which he probably will be)... She's only 19. Does he think because he's a Z-lister celeb that this won't matter? Kellie - dump him. He's really creepy. This picture gives me the shivers (and not in a good way...) Can imagine him as some sort of bizarre cult leader. What a loser.

Posted by: Erzulie [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 7, 2006 5:24 PM(#26 of 26)