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Re: Anwar's clothes- I was painting in another room and listening to AI. I came in at the start of every act to see what they were wearing and Anwar really didn't stand out- it didn't hit me until I read this that this is what he wears every week.
And Constantine- Is it just me or did he have eyeliner on and highlights put in his hair?

The minute I saw that lady holding up the "Go Constantine sign I just knew that I'd be seeing it on TVGasm with some snarky comment. Thanks for not letting me down. When they flashed her with that sign I thought it was the same lady as last week.

Rick D.

Why does it seem like I'm the only one who notices Carrie Underwood's "I'm so innocent" act? She has basically repeated herself in every show.

“I’ve never done this before. I’ve never heard this music before. This is all so new to me. It was a really hard decision. Look how wide I can make my eyes.”

It's become so repetitive that last night I actually said everything she said in her pre-performance interview before she said it.

And Scott's pre-performance dance routine looked like he was auditioning for The Fat Boys.

Yeah laska, I noticed the eye liner on Constantine also. And it was very creepy on him. I think he's trying to makeover his image of not washing his hair or something. Trying to pretty himself up. Well, he still looks like a child molester to me.

Rick D.

There is WAY more to bust on than Constantine. Though he did suck as we all expected. Okay, one thing - his neck wobble is memorizing.

How about Anwar skipping around like a fool at the end of his very sad performance. I think he was doing the Roger Rabbit...or was it the Running Man? I get those mixed up.

Hey! They found Jon Bennet!!!!
Can Carrie not bend at the hip?

Why is Scott still on here? Refresh my memory but isn't he the guy that they sent behind the backdrop at his audition so they can listen to him without looking at him? Is so, or if not, that was and is a brilliant idea.
Porky Pig + A full moon = Scott.

Oh, and the Bice was delicious!

There is WAY more to bust on than Constantine. Though he did suck as we all expected. Okay, one thing - his neck wobble is memorizing.

How about Anwar skipping around like a fool at the end of his very sad performance. I think he was doing the Roger Rabbit...or was it the Running Man? I get those mixed up.

Hey! They found Jon Bennet!!!!
Can Carrie not bend at the hip?

Why is Scott still here? Refresh my memory but isn't he the guy that they sent behind the backdrop at his audition so they can listen to him without looking at him? Is so, or if not, that was and is a brilliant idea.
Porky Pig + A full moon = Scott.

Oh, and the Bice was delicious!

I loved the universal blank stare and awkward, confused silence when Simon used the word "insipid" in his critique of Anthony. The deafening silence was broken by the sound of shuffling dictionary pages nationwide.

The feminizing of Constantine Maroulis. Eyeliner + highlights - masculinity = homo.

Before any of you get offended I can officially say homo because I am a card carrying member.

Will America please get a hint and vote off Spanky. sorry, Scott Savol. And can someone finally bring in a straight jacket for Pauala Abdul. Those flailing arms of hers need to be restrained, stat.

Wow, Constantine looked freakin' scary last night. What was with all that eyeliner? He gives me the creeps.

ANTF is right about Paula. Put a straight jacket on that girl!

am I wrong for kinda liking constantine's femme look? at least he wasn't all frizzy haired and grimy looking. no ...bice took care of that. and another thing, why does everyone have to sing disco but Bice gets to perform something basically written for him? I mean can he honestly say he has never performed that one before?

Oh, c'mon Perry... You don't think Constantine looked grimy last night??? I needed to clean my TV screen after his performance last night.

FYI -Constantine borrowed Anwar's eyeliner. Bice is that good... he makes it look easy and like the song was written for him. My $$'s on him. Also, I was dying when Simon told Carrie she looked like barbie meets stepford. I love that man!

Is Paula drunk on Tuesdays and hungover on Wednesdays? I did love the "Cold Hearted Snake" comment from Seacrest after Anwar's dance routine!

Perry, the theme last night was "70s dance music" not just disco, and apparently (based on what Scott said about how he picked his song) there was either a list of songs they could chose from or they had to clear their song choice with someone. The producers obviously realized that in past seasons, their themes have been restrictive enough to guarantee elimination of anyone not fitting a certain style, and I guess that's why the themes are broader now and allow for a great song (and terrific performace) like Bo's last night. There's no rule that they can't have sung the song before--others have referred to having sung their song choices before. I'm sure Bo has sung Vehicle with his band, but there's nothing wrong with that.

of course i had to be having sex when bo bice came on.. and of course i had the tv on mute.. he sang Vehicle.. good choice.. too bad i missed it.. how the hell is Scott still in this? Scott thinks because his stepfather is black, then he is too, by association.. carrie is a jonbenet ramsey look-alike.. scary.. constantine is.. definitely.. highlighted. i think Bo should win the whole thing.. just because if anyone else does, i will jump off the CN Tower. Paula definetly should stop her dancing.. it's very distracting. why is Ryan seacrest such a prick?

I can't even talk about Constantine because I'm afraid I will throw up all over my keyboard. Apparently there is no hope that he will be eliminated tonight.

Last night all I could think of during Scott's performance was... Yeah, everlasting love- until he beats you. Then Bianca made up a lovely song called Everlasting Bruise that describes Scott's relationship with his babymomma. Can we NOT have a guy that hits girls as the possible American Idol? Not like the title means much, but REALLY.

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago that Anthony's little tracheotomy scar makes it look like he's got an asshole on his neck. Fabulous. Now I can't even look at him. It's that horrible skinny fat/neck asshole combo that kills me. Lets hope he goes home soon. And that he never mentions his latin dancing lessons again.

This might be unpopular, but I fucking HATE Carrie Underwood. Whoever the allegded stylist is that gave her that giant curly hair (more than once!) needs to be taken out back and shot. I too am sick of her little Miss Innocent act. "The only dancing I've ever done was in my room in my pajamas." Barf. Yeah, cause in Oklahoma- there is no dancing. Anywhere. I feel like while she has a good voice, she's a one trick pony. Do any of you want to buy her country cd? I know I wouldn't. You couldn't even do anything with her to make her more interesting- all she seems to really nail are country songs. I really wish there had been some sort of horrible accident on that rollercoaster they were all riding the other day. Down with Carrie!

Perry you are so right. Vehicle is technically not a disco or "classic 70's dance" song. I feel gypped.

I liked Carrie's hair when they first changed it for 80's night, but it can be toned down now. Constantine needs to wash his. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he has oily hair and he was in the don't wash window when you get your hair first coloured. The saddest part of the night was when I saw Paula dancing to his song and I realized that could be my mom, and she doesn't have the drug/alcohol/who knows what problem of Paula. I'm going to sit in my closet and cry now...

Catie - I agree. Carrie Underwood is awful. Did anyone else think she sounded terrible last night? Someone leave her out in the rain. Ugh.

Ditto on Anwar's flailing around. I like him but jeesh. He looked so uncomfortable.

Did anyone else see someone holding an enormous "Roger [heart]'s Constantine" sign. Someone find me a screen cap, stat...it was during one of Seamencrest's stand-ups.

Constantin's eyeliner was ri. dic. u. lous.

And Anwar is so flat he's championing the return of silicone. Pitch up, buttercup! Gack. Go Bobice!

I was embarrassed for Anwar with his jerky, flopsy "yeah!!" move at the end. I literally cringed. Ugh.

And i love, love, love Vonzell, and I love that no one seems to be talkin' shit on the girl, but...was it me, or was her song mostly about her backup singers and not about her voice? I really had a hard time picking her out from the others.

Oh well.

what was up with Anwar and the neck jerk?
& why did he sing that song in proper english? earth, wind & fire didn't do that.
he needs a *straight* jacket. he is so gay.
oh, so spanky savols' stepdad is black.
that explains the afro.
does carrie even look in the mirror before stepping out on stage?
i think anthony is so much cuter with his glasses on.
i'm afraid of constantine. i'm having reoccurring nightmares about his chin.
hey, is randy getting fat again?

Constantine and his many disturbing chins were gross as ever last night. And his voice is so mediocre compared to Bo.

HEY CONSTANTINE.. THE SIGN SAYS LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY!!

HEY CONSTANTINE.. THE SIGN SAYS LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY!!

lilbit...i'm with you...anwars boobies are bigger than mine...and shockingly hairless...do you think he waxes those babies...

i totally knew you guys were going to post margaret cho pt. 2 today the minute i saw her with the sign last night...ahhahaha!

OK - Yikes about Carrie Underwood. She looks like hell, and sounded awful. I don't get why people love her. And Anthony! Aaaaaaargh! My fiance looks at me last night (having NOT read the TV Gasm comments on the roller coaster photo posted earlier this week), and says "Anthony could totally be a lesbian." He is so freaky, and is pear shaped. Ewwwww. And he sucks. I wish you could vote against people.

Last night had me in stitches, not because Anwar looked gayer than gay (i'm a card carrying member so i can say so), but because during the pre-performance interviews, when each contestant was dancing, they were dancing at "The Factory" nightclub in West Hollywood which is a gay nightclub....I'm sure Ryan Seacrest was the location scout for that one!
As for the Carrie bashing, sure, she can't move, and the middle of her song was kinda quiet, but I love this girl, she can belt out a note, is the best singer, is going to win, and will sell more records than any other idol winner (even though she did look like a stepford barbie last night).
As much as I hate Constipation, Scott "serial killer" Savol needs to go home.

i actually found seacrest kinda funny when he was making fun of anthony's so called dance moves ("behold the unholy sight of anthony federov shaking what his momma gave him"). carrie's hair reminds me of miss piggy's wig, and scott reminds me of piggy from lord of the flies. i don't think it was just eyeliner constantine had on, i think he had full out eyeshadow as well (like his beady eyes need any more attention drawn to them). you guys all crack me up, thanks for making this crap so much more fun to watch!

If Carrie wins, I will declare nuclear war on the entire state of Oklahoma.

So it really isn't tons of teenage girls voting for Anthony then?

Come on now! This show is all about who can sing! Forget the looks. I don't buy CD's based on what people look like! Grow up already!!!!
Most of you sound so juvenile! Maybe you should be watching Nickolodian instead! An idol fan!

I think Carrie is great. I wouldn't by her CD, I wouldn't even download it, but she is very country in the best kind of faith hill/ Dixie Chicks kind of way. I think she's sweet.
I have no card to any club, but Anwar is gay gay gay. I think he already knows that he has zero chance of winning and has just kind of given up.
Anthony completely reminds me of this foreign exchange student I had in high school, speaks English very well, but slips in with a weird accent every once and awhile. I think it bothers me that he's not American. I mean, sure he's lived here for 8 years, but come on, are there American's doing Italy's AI, or Germany's? I doubt it...
And finally Bo. If he doesn't do something to that frizzed out mop he's out. I hate when guys have such long hair that it flails all over the place. Gross.
That's enough judgment passing for one day...

Well of course Anthony can't dance... he's got on jeans two sizes too small to move at all.

PS how did social security stuff pop up in the google ads?

I WANT ANWAR TO GO HOME!!!!

new to tvgasm so this may have been discussed before but what's up with constantin's double chin? was he formerly HUGE AND got "bypassed?" i'm afraid there are 100's of inches of loose skin duct taped in place under his thriftstore..ah i mean vintage clothes. desertman

I am convinced that Anthony's true identity will be revealed as none other than.... Anne Heche! He is soooo not male!

Constantines' constant kissy-pucker face was new to me. Kind of like a bad Mic Jagger inpersonation. Soooooooooooooooooooo gross!

I'm curious...if one absolutely had to be picked,who would you rather win: Scott Savol or Constantine?

I usually absolutely love Carrie Underwood, but I think that Vonzell out shined her last night. They are equally good singers, but I think that Vonzell shows more of her personality on stage which makes her more likable.

desertman- there are plenty of pics and posts on Connie's weak butt chin.

just look in the archives.

Personally, I mostly watch this show for the bad performances. That's the only reason they air the auditions.

Constantine makes this show fun to watch. I look forward to his performaces because it's a sure laugh.

On the other hand, Anthony, & Scott...they get the mute button.

Time, way past time, for Carrie Underwear to go home. She is definitely a one-trick pony.

ohmygod!
I just heard that Seacrest is getting a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame today!!!

Wuhh???

Mrs. B, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that such thoughts would make me suicidal.

OK...to the person who thinks our cattiness is juvenile...you probably look like a poo poo head.

"you probably look like a poo poo head"

ahahahahahahaa!!!!

Probably a pimple faced Constantine fan. (with a butt chin)

I actually watched Constantine's performance last night - stopped while I was channel surfing - and Whoa! Was that a BeeGee's song he "sang"? He was working that crowd too - whoo baby! He's so craptastic - I think I'm in love! Yuck....
Now I know what everybody's been talking about -

So is Constantine trying to go for a sex change? Whats with the streaked hair and the eye make-up? I'm sorry, but that only worked for Kurt Cobain. Constantine f**king sucks!!!! I just can't say it enough!

Punkrox - you were right I confirmed it with a quick visit to defamer.com:

It seems that our plans to use time-travel to prevent Ryan Seacrest from getting a star and further tainting the Walk of Fame were utterly unsuccessful, for the American Idol host did indeed receive his little slice of soon-to-be-urine-soaked immortality earlier today. Seacrest was apparently so overcome with emotion that he immediately dropped to his knees and offered himself up for repeated “displays of gratitude” in an attempt repay the people who shelled out for the honor."

Stars on Hollywood's Walk of Fame are not as special as many think they are - they are not so much "given" as they are "bought" so any schmo in the industry could have one.

As noted in wikipedia.org:

"In order for a person to get a star on the Walk of Fame, he or she must agree to attend a presentation ceremony within five years of selection, and a $15,000 fee must be paid to the Trust; a 2003 FOX News story noted that the fee is typically paid by sponsors such as movie studios and record companies, as part of the publicity for a release with which the honoree is involved."

well, i just so happened to think constantine looked extremely f**kable last night with eyeliner on. and did you see that bit of chest that was so enticingly revealed when his shirt gaped open. HOT!!!!

I can see Kate seems to have the same horrid taste as Paula. That was you with the "kiss me" sign wasn't it?

Kate- you strike me as a combination character in "see no evil, hear no evil". The fact that you find him "f***able" is quite possibly the most DISTURBING thing I have heard. Perhaps you are grosser than Costantine? Lay off the hallucinogens.

Amen Kelley. Constantine fans are just as stupid as he is.

YEAH! NO MORE ANWAR!

I don't mind Anwar getting the boot, but Scott should have gone. Scott should have gone several weeks ago. Why on earth do people like him? I truly cannot understand it. I also detest Constantine, but I can to some degree understand why people fall for his camera-lovemaking, broadway style of presentation. But Scott? Enough already!

I can't look at butthole on neck boy for yet....another week! Seriously, the youth ( and some of us ) need to wake the F up!
Do you want to see blowhole dolphin boy saturated all over the country next year?
The super bowl....NO, the rose parade...No, new year's rockin' eve...NO.
GET HIM OUT..... GET HIM OUT....
Ok, who is with me?

muahahaha go to realityblurred.com/realitytv for paula's statement that she is not on drugs (at least, not drugs plural). andy dehnart is my hero.

I cant take it anymore....scott just wont go away
who are these people that vote for him. you are all sick!!!! if he wins i will never watch this show again its like ruben studard all over again everyweek i think hes going home and he just wont go away!!!!!!

They should call this shit "Redneck IDOL"

Constantine gets me hot though !

I hate Federov's thunder thighs

and

Savol looks like he is ready to snap
like in Full Metal Jacket
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Scott is *still* here because it's Pity the Porkbeast week, on AI. The nation's uggos and Jenny Craigers are voting for him on a "united we stand!" front.

Question: If a gun was to your head, and you'd have to choose between licking the sweat out of Scott's stretched out fat-man shoes, or out of Constantine's (probably ginger) wiry haired armpit, which would it be?

And suicide in't an option.

I'd take Constantine ONLY because I'd be afraid of Scott beating me down afterwards.

"Constantine's (probably ginger) wiry haired armpit"

phew, for a second I thought you were going to say wiry haired butt chin-

and that, that would have been taking it just too damn far.

has anyone mentioned Constantine's bizarro family/friends/freakshow? Addams family meets rock(-abilly)y horror show.

Donna, Scott is far, far worse than Ruben. Ruben sang the same kind on song each week, but at least he was on-key and had a good voice doing it. And at least he wasn't a psycho. Boring maybe, but generally normal and not known to be violent.

MissMermaid, you must be right. There must be some silly idea that because of his looks Scott is "just like us," but I sure hope all those who think that way aren't also beating their baby's mamma. Or maybe the group voting for Scott because he's "just like us" isn't made up of the non-physically-perfect but is instead made up of abusers who are glad to see one of their ilk getting public affirmation and being called likeable on tv. Any normal person who thinks Scott is likeable and a good singer is stupid and tone-deaf.

Go ahead and talk about Constantine...I'll vote for him until the end. Why? Oh, no special reason, just the fact that he has the "it" factor, i love his voice, i love his song choices, great moves, great stage presence, sexy; plays to the viewers, spontanaity, that "bad boy" look, sexy and not afraid to display his tongue to millions of people. Say what you like, but the one thing you CAN'T say about Constantine is that he's boring. Go ahead and try...can't say it, can you? With the exception of Vonzell, every other contestant puts me to sleep. Paula needs to go and, is it me, or was Randy nicer when he was fat?

mlb: I noticed the same thing! Ther are weird looking!

Constantine rules, and all you men who diss him are just intimidated.

That said... WTF @ Carrie's clothes? You think someone would stop her from going out there looking like that?

As for Bo Bice? Meh. SO over him.

i like constantine too, i don't care what you guys say...at least he's original and entertaining to watch. I mean, that's kind of the point isn't it? And by the way--all of a sudden it's horrible for a guy to wear eyeliner and put dye in his hair? Since when? Don't make me list all the hugely popular singers throughout the past that did just that. Who cares--it's just being creative.

Hey Joy: its not "creative" and "original" when, according to you, a number of hugely popular singers have done it in the past. I'm sorry, I've just hated that ugly SOB since he ditched his band on national television. Ya, real winner ya got there.

yourmom, I have bad news... I saw an article that Constantine's band got a record deal. Looks like the same label that released William Hung's CD is willing to put it out.

Constantine: "It" factor?

More like "Shit" factor.

Well, all you morons that wanted Constantine off finally got your wish. From the voting, it looks like millions of you voted for Scott to be your American Idol. You preferred Scott over Constantine????? There is nothing that could convince me that the voting wasn't fixed...certainly no one could possibly choose Scott (or Bo, or Miss "I'm All That")over someone with such talent and originaltiy. Ya'll guys were just jealous of him because of his unbelievable sexiness. Well, he's gone so you can relax. He won't be there anymore for your wives and girlfriends to drool over (with your ugly selves right in the same room in your Lazy Boy). I hope Prime Live tears "American Idol" a new one..I'll never watch again. Ever.

I mean I'm really, really never, ever watching AI again...even if it's on for 20 more years. I had to watch a 450 lb. mediocre singer win last season and I'm not hanging around to watch that conceited little wench, or Bo with the ugliest smile of them all, or, God forbid, "Scotty" walk away with the title. This show is a joke and a farce and watching it brought me down to a level that I wasn't comfortable with. I'm not going down that road anymore.

me and my sister had a stroke tonight when constantine was voted off!!! why couldn't scotts fat ass go home! as for the clay aiken wannabe whoever is voting for him, your gay! vonzell needs a new name and a one way ticket home! carrie needs to go home and tend to the chickens and milk some cows or the farm will fall apart!! bo can stay because i want to mother his child!

Ding Dong,....the dick is dead. Its about time they got rid of that homo, Constantine. This guy is one of the ugliest human beings ever to walk the earth. Hey Constantine,..........do you think you could have, maybe, one more freakin chin? You suck. Your cousin sucks,.........and your whole family should be embarrassed of you. You really got INTO yourself didnt you? Sorry ! You should have realized that america would finally see how much you suck. Homo....

Come Back Constantine! Those of you voting for Scott & Anthony are aliens or something... Bo & Carrie "like themselves" too much. At least Constantine, who I agree does not have the best voice of the group, DOES have the best stage presence and captures the audience's attention when he performs. I hope to see him perform in person. At least he & his band have an album coming out.....can any of the remaining Idol-wanna-bes say that? I won't watch Idol again, EVER.....I think it's rigged!!!! Kristi

Constantine is one of the sleaziest things I've seen in my life, his hair is gross, his face looks like a clogged toilet, his smile is cheesy, what else can I say?

I thought Constantine was a dead cert to win it. The girls all swooned when he sang. No way is he a rock singer though. His voice lacks the guts and power.

I'd like Bo to win it, but he chooses songs that are basically tuneless and really old hat. That could be his undoing.

Vonzell is a real honey. I really would like to... - ya know!

Now Scott Savol. Mmmm. I'm from the UK and my whole family watches Am Id religiously! We have a problem with Scott. We don't like his wannabe Stevie ****ing Wonder voice. We hate the way he stands, mike in one hand, half-heartedly swatting flies with the other. I can't believe he's still there while Anwar, Constantine and Sideshow Bob (Nadia) are all out. Beggars belief.

Point is: we all call Scott 'Piggy'. I found this site by Googling 'Scott Savol + Piggy' !!! Such a treat to know that you good folk in the USA call him 'Piggy' too. Spooky....

Keep up the good barbed comments!

Snail.
xox

I KNOW WHY SCOTT IS STILL ON THERE...There was a website called votefortheworst, and it encouraged people to vote for the worst singer, the winner of that award this year, Scott Savol. Howard Stern talked about the website on 5/2 and the website has since been taken down. You can read more about it at:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7713231/page/2/

Last year the "worst" to vote for was John Stevens, does anyine remember him????

I just remembered John Stevens -he was the redhead....also they voted for Jasmine Trias as worst too, hawaiian girl that, let's face it, was mediocre at best!

I can't FUCKING STAND BO!!! He is so over and needs to go the fuck home...NOW!!! Somebody buy him a ticket this week cuz I can't stant to sit through another one of his asinine "ROCK" performances. Dude, cut the hair..shave and get rid of the tree hugging hippie clothes. They are sad and he is very DEPRESSING! Let the microphone stand alone...it won't make out with you and leave the stage ASAP!!

Oh and did I mention...GO CARRIE!!

Constantine sucks? U r crazy he is better than everyone on that show. If u dont think so ur crazy. The only reason he got sent home was because he didnt need the opprotunity because he band had goten a record deal already!!!!

Did Carrie Really pass out??? She is my favorite. But I also like Vonzell. Hey SUEDISCO if you ever check out this web site again, MARK MY WORDS and u 2 Catie!!! CARRIE IS THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!! jeez u2 are so fricking crazy!!! Who ever you like probably sucks. Carrie or Vonzell should totally win!! They are both really good. Anothy is probably the next to go according to my opion. AI ( American Idol) is so cool. Adios people!!!

Miss Megan says ( future teacher at an elementry school probably for Kindergarten!!)