Constantine makes me suicidal.

I posted this before, but know we know why Scott keeps making it through- http://www.griffinity.com/dave/

bo rocks~

The segment with Heather Locklear was just painful.

I had to sit on my hands to not come here and post something, somewhere, ANYwhere on TVgasm on East Coast time b/c I didn't want to ruin the West Coast's virgin Connie experience, but EWWWWW.

He "kicked" the cameraman twice, which is two times too many.

Running like a hyperactive 3rd grader to sing with the backup singers was soooooo contrived.

And he blew the lyrics to that crappy song! "I've been wrong...to the bottle of every bottle!"?? I love that they put that priceless fuckup as the recap clip at the end.

Scott's gotta go, and Anthony needs to stop taking the estrogen tablets every morning.

Oh yeah, and I didn't realize that Constance and Marc Anthony were related! Who knew that skull-faces were so prevalent?

B-side. You missed the screencap of Method Man when they cut to the shot of Spanky's "friends". I was like WTF, when did Scott get on the in track with the rap crowd?

I forgot to mention that Constantine's family is undead. And his mother is clearly Yzma from The Emporer's New Groove- http://www.intermed.it/shuttle/box1004/emp08.jpg

Carrie's sliding further and further down hill. I love Vonzell!

Damnit, I missed AI last night. But, based on the pics, I'm thinking Scott's dad is in a persistent vegetative state. Am I wrong here?

Hey! How about the S&M leather straps that Connie wore on his wrists. He kept slappin' himself in the face which, I imagine, overtime would cause someone to loose valuable neck structure.

Why?! WHY does someone tell him he's good looking everyweek?!

At the very least, a mouth-breather.

Why no mention of the "VERY" subdued and possibly suicidal Paula?????

I was in heaven when the audience booed her.

My prediction for her is a Psych ward or Rehab in the very near future.......move over Pat O'Brien.

I am still laughing at those screen captures. I had a feeling that each and everyone of those moments would be gloriously captured by B-side. However, I was hoping to see Bo Bice before the cut to commercial, when the glasses and tacky tunic had us guessing for two long minutes what he would be singing. I did not see Gavin Degraw coming, thats for sure. ANTF, I also laughed my ass of when they cut to Method man, it even said "Scotts Friends" at the bottom of the screen. Precious stuff!

This weeks enquiring minds want to know: Does a Nickelback song really warrant extended leg kicks? Is Constantine's brother the love child of David Byrne and Tony Perkins? Is that Heather Locklears biological child, or adopted? Who is the aforementioned child's father? What kind of pills is Paula Abdul popping? Can't she do something for her cottonmouth? Do people really want to become a member of the dawgpound? Does Scott really believe he belongs up there? Doesnt Carrie know that country music blows?
Please advise.

Well, at least we know who eats all the pies in the Maroulis family.

Well, at least we know who eats all the pies in the Maroulis family.

And it ain't "Skeletor", you fat bastard!

The screen capture pics of Scott's dad are priceless. And I loved how his mom talked about how many hard things have come at him over the past few years but he just keeps going. Not as hard as the things that came at his girlfriend as he was beating her, of course, but we are supposed to feel sorry for him anyway.

On a happier note for me personally, my mom finally left the dark side last night. She has liked Constantine all along, and I've been trying to deprogram her. After the show last night she called and said that she understands now why I hate him and that he should be voted off after Scott and Anthony. Yay!

Retrogueen, I didn't realize it but you're right. All of the panelist were on downers last night. Paula even let Simon speak! The horror. And her arms were virutually non existent, i'm sure Simon & fat Randy's temples are happy about that.

Clay Aikin kind of reminds me of a young KD Lang, crossed with a "Corky".

"Becka, listen to Corky sing! I sing pretty on the short bus!"

It was the "pity" vote all over the place, in the family segments last night. I was choking with laughter when the mother of ol' Sugar Tits said her boy was the "heart and soul" of America. I'm surprised the camera didn't pan away in soft focus to her husband's club foot and American flag taped over the livingroom window.

Who the heck are all of you to be putting everyone down? I don't see any of YOU on AI!! Leave Constantine alone. He's much better than Scott or Anthony!!

If a venereal disease could somehow take on a human form it would look and act exactly like Constantine.

The Player: ROFLMAO!! Connie is truly a VD in human form.

Trixie:
Q. Does a Nickelback song really warrant extended leg kicks?
A. Do we really need to see ANY leg kicks from this guy?
Q. What kind of pills is Paula Abdul popping?
A. I think that question was answered on this very site when a desperate plea went out from one lone vicodin pill. Check it out.
Q. Do people really want to become a member of the dawgpound?
A. Not Randy's, that's for sure.
Q. Does Scott really believe he belongs up there?

Q. Doesnt Carrie know that country music blows?
A. Not in this country it doesn't. She's got the makings of a long career in country music. That girl hasn't missed a note yet.

Now, here are some of my questions: Did anybody notice how Anthony completely messed up the words on that group song last week? I read somewhere that Scott's stepdad was black. Looks like his baby's mother is. True?

Vonzell and Carrie should be in the final two. For the first time, I had my foot on the bandwagon with Bo last week. But he was back to his old, "scream-in-the-microphone-and-maybe-no-one-will-notice-how-badly-I-suck" routine. The boy CANNOT HIT A SINGLE NOTE ON PITCH!!! Connie....hold on. Must.control.urge.to.vomit. Scott sounded really good last night (for the first time.) But he's gotta go tonight! Anthony...you're up next week. Buh-bye!

hey, connie put himself up on national tv which frees him and everyone else who has ever appeared on reality tv to be the subject of intense ridicule and general disdain.

its especially easier considering how awful he is and doesnt hold a candle to VONZELL, YOU GO VONZELL!

VOTE VONZELL SHE IS AWESOME!

B-side, you need to warn us when you are going to post stuff that is side-splittingly funny! People at work think I'm a maniac since I'm sitting her laughing hysterically. Great captions on the pics!!
Constantine's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard! Why is this guy still here? He just all around SUCKS!!!! He is not even that cute. He's actually kind of creepy. Scott also must go. He continues to butcher whatever he sings. Is America really that deaf? It is becoming increasingly apparent who can sing and who cannot.
Simon and Randy keep hitting the mark with their critiques. Paula is useless.

Am at a loss for words.... where is Marwan with a nuke for this bunch of ___________ insert your own description !!

The Maroulis family makes the Addams family look like the Cleavers. And Connie's mother is way scarier than Morticia. I won't even comment on the brother. No need to. Poor Scott's father. He has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I think that Fox should change the rules and have America vote Paula off. Go away you no-talent, incoherent has-been. Getting back to Constantine...one word...ick.

HEY EVERYBODY !!! Let's spread the word around the country. Everyone start emailing everybody and let's mount a campaign for Constantine.

Kid cant sing, looks creepy and in a few years we will be rewarded with some kind of sex scandal involving sweat-shop workers, iguanas and Marwan look=alikes !!!

Did anyone else notice how freakishly hairy Bo was in the black & white photo they flashed of him, singing in the "family segment"?

Like, gorilla hairy. His arms were covered in dense, matted black fur. Like Bigfoot.

America's Next Top Fan - I had the still of Method Man but decided not to use it. I respect him too much.

My favorite part of the Scott piece was when Scott said that there will a million people like him in Cleveland. I guess I won't be checking out the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame anytime soon lest I be eaten.

B-Side: I still have not stopped the gutteral laughing. Thank you.

Trixie:
You are my hero.

RealityTV4me: "scott sounded really good last night"???? Has Paula's cotton mouth got into your ears? Please tell me you were being sarcastic, please! That boy was definately off! :)

Bo and Constantine in the final 2. Carrie must go and yes, country does suck. It's what brought down Josh Gracin on the show and Carrie will be soon to follow......

Carrie, just go on Nashville Star and let normal people (i.e. people who can't stand country music) listen to songs about drugs and sex rather than songs about cows and guns.

Bo's girlfriend looks exactly like him! Maybe they're brother and sister...they ARE from Arkansas, right? Then again, his mother looks like his sister too!

If you have not seen "The Soup" on E! this week, be sure to catch one of the 125 reruns... they do a bit on "The Constantine Maroulis School of Hypnosis" that is hilarious!!

He is so nauseating! And Scott Savol is a serial killer, the product of a serial killer (who was probably a clown at children's birthday parties).

Just reduce it down to Bo and Vonzell, call it a draw, and put us all out of our misery.

That dad comment and those pictures. OMG!!! FUNNY!!!

Constantine is sooooooooo hiddeous. How anyone can think he's dreamy is beyond me. And his brother is so Marc Anthony.

Is that a kitten that Carrie is holding? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!

*******SPOILER ALERT*******

Scott Sucks.

I don't know anyone from Cleveland like Scott-I'm-mildly-retarded-looking-Savol.
I lived in a suburb of Cleveland for 7 years (westside, trust me it matters) and I still go back to visit my family and friends periodically and none of them are like Scott.
So go, enjoy the regattas and the warehouse district and Tower City, enjoy the Indians, Cavs and Browns amazing stadiums, visit the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Great Lakes Science Center and rest assured you won't run into a million Scotts. Because in the words of the immortal Drew-I'm-from-the-eastside-Carey: Cleveland Rocks.

****Disclaimer: On second thought don't go to Brown's games if you want to ensure not running into Scott-types.

"And Scott Savol is a serial killer, the product of a serial killer (who was probably a clown at children's birthday parties)."

Panthergirl you made me spit my soup! Attack of the Cleveland Killer Clowns!!!

B-side
You have, once again made coming to work worth it! I laughed my ass off last night whe the show aired. Hysterical! So much to comment on, but truly a pictures' worth a thousand words! I seriously laughed until I cried at the priceless recap!

thanks for the screen-cap of bo's mom, b-side. it's going straight to the spank bank. i 'bout sprung a chubby when she flashed up on the screen. if you're not looking that close, she looks younger (and way hotter) than his girlfriend. you know his dad's got stock in the company that makes cialis. and what a lovely may-december marriage! who knew bo's old man would turn out to be santa claus (he trims the beard and hangs up the red suit for the off-season). if bo looked more like his mom than his dad, he'd be a hot chick.

thanks so much, TVgasm, for bashing that poseur constantine with such flair, and for featuring that great shot of his creepy brother, who reminds me of the crazy old guy from 'poltergeist.' it's easy to see which one of those two got breast-fed longer.

Paula seemed far more sober than usual this week. She wasn't stumbling or reeling around, her words weren't slurred, and although she never says the most reasonable things, last night she wasn't completely off-the-wall kooky. I think someone finally forced her to stop taking the pills right before going on air.

entertainment weekly has a comment generator from the judges (http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,1054417_3||266575|1_0_,00.html)

this is what i made paula say:

Glaaaaadiator! I have to tell you, I am comfortably numb. The good news is that you picked the right song for your puppies, you projected an array of colors, and you really look trippy tonight. If you keep this up, you're well on your way to a field of poppies.

hehe. seemed like she was making a painful effort to not looked drugged up last night though. so much less entertaining.

I read yesterday that Constantine's band will be the opening act when the 12 idols tour. A bunch of sell-outs! Absolutely no credibility whatsoever.

hehe ashes read my mind as i was typing

and genevieve, that would be the world's tiniest bunny rabbit battling with the world's tiniest personality

Memo to Scott: You're not black. You do not represent the Average Joe, working class, middle America, because the average guy, no matter what race he is, isn't pretending to be something he's not. With that said-Let Freedom Reign.

Did anyone else notice Heather Locklear saying Constantine to her daughter just before the kid said 'Anthony'. Then the Heather eye roll. Priceless.

Scott- is a serial killer who beats his baby mommy around.
Carrie -needs to go.....she can't sing and tortures us with country music.
Anthony- just picking a celene dion song should be automatic elimination.

Bo- Fabulous....adds some life to this show. Besides the sideshow of 'will paula pass out or not'
Constantine- Sexy. 2 Rockers in the final 2.
Vonzell- Needs to stay....how can you not smile when she is singing.

Scott- goes home tonight
Carrie- next week
Anthony-the following week.

Kelley, Constantine has never had credibility as a rocker. He toured in the musical Rent, for pity's sake. It's ok to be a broadway person, but don't then pretend to be a lifelong hardcore rocker!

did she really say constantine? i thought she was just not-so-subtly trying to help her kid read the cue card that said anthony.

My favorite comment came from Scott: "I'm here representin the man that works 8 hours a day." Seems appropriate that he would cut out right when the whistle blows and not work a little overtime.

Did I read somewhere that Constantine was on Elimidate, the reality dating show? If this is true, then this boy really is just a media whore. As long as SOMEONE is looking at him doing ANYTHING, he is happy. Well Connie, guess what? You is ugly and totally un-hip. Watching you kick and throw around the microphone stand on American Idol is like watching a 4 year old knock over a speaker on Barney and Friends. Its also hard to take you seriously when you do that little pout. You try to look so cute yet, youre 6 foot 8 with an vagina growing on your chin.
Basically, I hope you go away after this show is over.

Jason, You are SO RIGHT. When Scott said, "for all the people who work 8 hours a day", we fell off the couch laughing. If he had said 12 hours a day, or even 10 for that matter, it would have sounded better... But then we figured that Kentucky Fried Pigeon only has 8 hour shifts!

Jason, I agree, Scott's "8 hours a day" comment was great (not great in terms of logic and truth but great in terms of humor-value.) The only people left out of the group he somehow represents are students, those who work part-time, and the independently wealthy. So, on behalf of the vast majority of the people of the world, thanks but no thanks, Scott.

I'm thinking this season's Paula-ho is Constantine.
Even after Randy hit the nail on the head for once, calling the quality of his singing a 5 out of 10 last night, she was trying to spin the performance into something good. I definitely think she's chosen him as her "special friend" this season (Corey turned on her, she had to find someone else to pick up her vicodin prescriptions from the pharmacy, right?).

And those faces Constantine makes at the camera are so annoying. What was he practicing faces to make when he gets to the guest room of Paula Abdul's house?

Ashes-
I, in absolutely NO way was suggesting that Constantine had ANY cred whatsover. I was referring to the rest of his band, who all seemed outraged when he and Ryan "WB frog" Seacrest went to break the news to them that dipshit Constantine was going to Hollywood. I have been embarrassed for them, as the drummer guy seriously seemed to think they were legit up untill that point. Sorry for the confusion.

did anyone see the sign that some Grandma in the audience had "Seniors for Scott"?

here you go, sarah:

http://elimidate.warnerbros.com/video/quicktime3.html?v=clipweek25b

OK, I have to ditto almost everything here. I cannot believe that NOBODY noticed that the girl from Judging Amy who plays Donna was sitting in Constantine's family and friends section during the show. I swear, it's true, I even Tivo'd it just to check and there she was. What the?

I love that you caught the random old african american woman cut away. But then again you always catch things like that.

Scottie the Body (like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man) has got to go. Federov, well, he just sucks too. God please spare us the country music!!

Constantine is SEX. SEXY SEXY SEXY I want my way with him BAD!! Don't any of you say another bad word about my man BEE-OTCHES!!

Constantine is pure SEX! I want to do naughty, naughty things to him.......he's a GOD!!! You all better lay off the harsh remarks about my man!!!

well, at least i can confidently say that this is officially the last time that i have to write a good-bye to scott-sweaty-fat-fingers-savol. i felt super sorry for him and his gargoyl-esk parents! and constantines brother is hysterical! what a goul! as far as performance goes... i must say that this seasons american idols all pretty much suck! i BET the final 2 are constantine and carrie.

Sean, sex him up all you want. He may be good looking, but his singing still sucks.

Kelley, my apologies for misunderstanding! I thought when you said that Constantine's band would have no cred, you were including him. Of course, I think they lost their cred when they let him in their band in the first place! I agree with you--his band played along with the "we're so upset he's on this show" thing (which may have been at least partly staged) but then turned right around to capitalize on what he did.

You are right Ashes-
Horrible call letting him in the band in the first place.
Constantine's brother is strangely reminiscent of the guy in Charlie's Angels II that rips out Drew's hair and screams.

Sean, no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it is still a pig

idini..thanks for the link..oh my God..I actually went to it and watched. I need to start hooking rugs or something...

HE'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe the public chose butt-neck over butt-chin!

Well TVGasm... Time to shut the door, and close it all down.. Your man is gone. There's no reason to be here anymore. Your quest is over...
FARE THEE WELL!

Yeeahhh!!!
The creep (Constantine) is gone.

cant say that im not glad to see Constantine go but that fat woman beating bastard needs to go like yesterday. hope he dont hit someone when he does go.. go Bo and Vonzell

WHAT?!?! No more glaring Connie stares? I gotta say, this last one scared the heck out of me. I'm sure we all jumped over to our favorite gasm, caught a sight of Connie, and then had to explain to our coworkers what was wrong.

My favorite part was the reaction of the other contestants. All smiles. Woo-hoo!! So glad to see him gone!

Ya-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

All you East Coast assholes need to rot in hell! Don't you see the thing that says NO SPOILERS!

Who the fuck is voting for Scott? You need to rot in hell too!

westcoast asshole here and rotting in help as I type hahahahaha

hell even woo hoo smoke another

Okay...I was slightly taken by Constantine at first, I must admit...I think I must have been regressing back to my high school days when I was turned on by freakish greasy haired types. HOWEVER, he LOST ME with the camera kicking, "I think I'm Jim Morrison" antics. Okay, so he's gone...

My question is this...

Sitting next to Constantine's brother Tuesday night was an actress named Jillian Armenante who is on Judging Amy and was in Girl, Interrupted. I am wondering if anyone understands THAT connection...

Anyway, now I like Bo...At least he seems very genuine...and talented.

BTW, I am new here and I thank you all for the side-splitting comments...:-)

Amy

I'm just glad that Paula was there to comfort Connie's mom!

Yikes!! What's with her sobbing!!!!!! I think Constipation is going to be the next recipient of the "Paula Abdul 'come srew me in my guest room' scholarship fund and I'll finance your so-called career"

Paula was MORE rediculous than the usual tonight! My faith in mankind has been temporarily rekindled. I find Constantine apalling and vomit-inducing, but my 7-year old does a great impression! Even she has picked up on his stupid camera kicks, tongue sticking, and the lame pucker. I laughed until I cried. I read the spoiler before the show, and she wanted to know who was gone; I told her and she cheered and asked if we could throw a party.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY?!?! WHYYYYYYYY?!?!? My sexual man is gone now, oh man it's not gonna be the same without Connie....damn he lights my fire..........I'm getting drunk to numb the pain........

***J U S T I C E has been served*****
The man had NO talent....he had to drop every note because he didn't have the capacity to SING it. It made him flat....poor Nickleback. Anyone notice how Seacrest(out) mentioned "Nickleback's how you remind me?" Ares will be flooded with downloads of the orignial and Constipations, and be like OMFG. JUSTICE!!!

Thank you for the forums...glad to see I wasn't the only one hallucinating. The have been sidesplitting!! Paula abdul is on crack, isn't she!! Did you see Simon laughing!

Oh, on the link for Constantine on Elimidate, where he had his shirt off on the dance floor? (shudder) His ears were popping out of this hair and reminded me of Frodo!

That whole elimidate thing was HILARIOUS. Constan-blah was a fuckin idiot..."Oh I can sing...I'm a music student!" Puh-lease...

You could butter a loaf of bread with all the plaque on that guy's teeth.

I couldnt understand why last year and especially this year why the better contestants were getting voted off and the MOST HORRIBLE were still on think SCOTT and Anthony F till I read in the news about www.votefortheworst.com then I heard about it again on the radio and went to the site and looked then I showed someone later adn the hits had doubled and there messageboard server crashed from too much traffic
there all voting for SCOTT..I watch it as a goof I do its funny Im a rocker and this pop corn ballstuff and show tunes are not my thing. I usually agree with Simon before he says it but now I know why hes baffeled peopleare voting for scott in droves. I spoke to one person who voted over 300 times tonight for him and hes not a fan.The want to see Paula have a meltdown and see this american idol money machine invest tons in scott wholl sell hardly any records I actually think BO is a cool retro rocker type of guy seems hed fit in with Lynard Skynard or the Allman Brothers he seems real I dont care that he smoked pot big deal but I think its sick to beat a woman with a phone and let scott stay when the thru off cory whos writing a tell all book It should read like the MTV show REAL WORLD lots of monkey biz going on sneaking out at nite..this empire is falling I tried to vote for bo and it was constantly busy but got scotts line and voted alot just to join in the fall of this machine called american idol
looking forward to Pauls breakdown!

idol is not the same without constantine. it is a crummy convergence of amatures without that hot piece of man meat.