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Ryan Cabrera: Trendiest Guy At Fuddruckers! - TVgasm

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Who knew this would be the week of Ryan Cabrera and TVgasm? Fresh off his yawning performance on Tuesday's American Idol, Ryan Cabrera ("singer" and star of MTV's Score) was spotted by the TVgasm staff at the Fuddruckers in the Sherman Oaks Galleria. J-Unit and I happened to be dining there for lunch, and we noticed a short, silly looking fella standing in front of us in line. We immediately wrote off this overly trendy guy as just the typical Hollywood poseur, but then my famedar started to go off mildly. Was this possibly Ryan Cabrera? His face was still fresh in my mind since I had just posted two screenshots of him on Idol, but still, I wasn't sure. I did notice a teenage girl ogling him from the cheeseburger pickup station, and that further led me to believe that we were standing behind pop royalty. Add to that the fact that he seemed inseparable from his cell phone and from what I could overhear, he was talking about things "airing." But again, I couldn't confirm anything, especially since the guy was wearing a knit cap. Without that signature bird's nest of a hairstyle, it was hard for me to identify the Cabrera-ness of this man-boy (but the hair that did peek out from under the hat was indeed a streaky mix of blonde and brown). Luckily, if there's anything that gives away a celeb, it's a tattoo, and this guy had one. Fast forward to a little Google Image searching, and we had confirmation. We were indeed standing behind Ryan Cabrera at Fuddruckers. A stellar moment for TVgasm indeed. (Sorry, no camera phone pics. We're not THAT pathetic.)


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I met Ryan Cabrera. I went to a Jewel concert and he opened for her. Afterwards, he signed his promo 3 track CD for fans. I was sitting on his autograph table, by accident, when he came out. He said hi, we chatted a bit.

He is the shortest man, ever. He was barely 5 feet tall, and probably had a 25 inch waist, and weighed no more than 110 pounds.

The hole gets around, what can I say? Rubbing elbows with the barely famous and very pathetic!

KH

So was Ryan's new boyfriend Constantine with him, or did Connie have to wait in the car????

I'll say it again--they make a dandy couple. Maybe Ryan was his Yoko and that's why Constantine left his Betty band.

Ah, sweet love.

What kills me about Ryan Cabrera is the way he became a "famous" "singer."

I guess all it takes to make it in music is to bone a Simpson...and take your 6 week trial of amoxicillin.

PS: I have a strange sexual fascination w/ Constantine. As much as he annoys me, I want to get him in the sack. That's bed sack, not man sack. Ok, either is fine.

I was in the middle of a big bite of cereal when I read #3's post.

Now my breakfast is ruined.
gross