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Last night, Vonzell Solomon finally met her generically-produced, synthesized maker, and was voted off of American Idol. Not surprising really, and pretty much a deserved vote-off -- Tuesday night wasn't her best. I'd rather spend my time mourning the vote-off of Latoya London from a few years back, whose CD I still line up for each morn (dressed in my jazz pants best), only to be met with stares from those individuals who line up for OzzFest tickets months in advance.

That means that next week, as the Judge's had predicted, Bo Bice and Carrie Underwood will battle it out in what is sure to be a sub-dued, gospel free finale. I am looking forward, however, to hearing the new "singles" that each singer will perform, and their take on the same song.

Anyone have any predictions for what songs each performer will or should sing in the finale? I have a hunch the AI producers scour these message boards for ideas. (Bo singing a capella? Carrie being a cyborg? That was all me.)


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I bet Carrie will end up winning...I think she has a bigger overall appeal to the audience.

No way Carrie is winning...even though I think she definitely should. Bo irritates me almost as much as Constantine.

Well I didn't get my dream wish of Bo jamming with Jethro Tull but Leonard Skynard is the next best thing and Bo fit right in. I think America provided us with the best matchup even though I despise not having a Constantine v. Bo final.

I would love to F Bo Bice in a tent. What a sexy mountain man. All that hair - DAMN it's hot.

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If Bo and Carrie don't duet on I'm A Little Bit Country / I'm A Little Bit Rock 'n Roll, a great opportunity will have been missed.

Heck, I'll even settle for Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man...

Can anybody tell me what was up with that song that they all sang at the end? That was horrible!!!

Miss M - I don't understand your post. So which is it?

On Tuesday night, Ryan gave us the "you must vote people" speech again and then said that only 1% separated the three remaining contestants. I wish we knew the totals and I hope he will at least give us the spread next Wednesday.

BO should win, but Carrie will be a real close second.
Would love to hear BO do "Whipping Post" again. I think it was his best performance this season.

Love the idea, Mike. Love it.

Ok, been reading tvgasm for months and this is my first post. *curtsey* Hello, tvgasmland.


All this season, I've been asking myself: Who do I want to hear on the radio? Chances are, I'm not going to buy the album, I'm not going to what Seacrest calls the "Best. Show. Ever." (that Idols Tour) ... my contact with this American Idol will be similar to my contact with Kelly Clarkson-- a guilty pleasure that I catch on the radio sometimes.

So who do I want to hear on the radio?

That answer has not changed all season: Bo. I hope he wins.

...and speaking of the Idols Tour, are they coming to LA? How much are the tickets? Should be have a Tvgasm Field Trip?

"If Bo and Carrie don't duet on I'm A Little Bit Country / I'm A Little Bit Rock 'n Roll, a great opportunity will have been missed."

OMG hahahaha!


I wouldn't buy a CD of Carrie or of Bo. But even with the Jesus hair, I like Bo better. Or well, I just have this intense hatred of Carrie that developed for basically no reason other than her big hair on a few episodes. So I'm for anyone that is not her.

Carrie Underwear is BOOOOORRRRING......BO is HAAIIRRYYY...But Bo definitely has the edge that will sell more records...Clive said it all.

I know I'm just reading into things too much (as always) but did anyone else notice at the end when they turned around to watch Vonzell's goodbye tape, that both Ryan and Bo put their arm on her back at the same time, leading to another uncomfortable pullaway?

Yes, I need a life, and I'm aware of this.

Does anyone else wonder if giving Bo Bice the key to the city in what is probably the same courtroom that he was convicted for cocaine possession gives a bit a of a mixed message?

Greg, I too was hoping we'd have another Zapruder tape to watch of Bo and Seacrest fondling each other.

Boys? Do ya have something for us??

REX - I was wondering the same thing...lol. Bo for sure all the way. Oh thank you so much for tvgasm...I'm glad I found you!

Anyone else notice the 'green' room is really the COKE room? And the strategically placed coke bottles? I just caught onto that this past week...pretty lame.

Go Bo!

ALthough I like and choose Bo to win, one thing I have to say::::

ZOOM

The man's teeth are quite yella.

I use to think Carrie would take it all but Bo has grown on me over the weeks and Carrie's rendition of "Man I feel like a women" about made me hurl (Constantine would have been sexier doing that song). Anyhoo, I'd like to see Bo win and I'd love for him to sing Turn the Page by Bob Seger.

I will totally buy Bo's album. He was awesome on Tuesday. Plus...

I DON'T LIKE CARRIE!

You guys realize we'll get to see Constantine in action again next Wednesday at the finale. Oh boy. I can't wait. Especially for what you all say after the fact.

Victoria-

Are you serious? I am so excited to have Constantine back in the spotlight to make fun of! Are all the idols performing?

Kelley

Yes! I'm serious. All of the idols come back for the Wednesday finale to pimp the Idols Tour.

"If Bo and Carrie don't duet on I'm A Little Bit Country / I'm A Little Bit Rock 'n Roll, a great opportunity will have been missed."

Caught without my Depends again, thanks Mike!

ROFL LMAO PMPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just noticed that Vonzell's hand is white. A little PhotoShop editing, youcantmakeitup?

I thought it was obvious that I put her head on Fonzie's body. Oh - and I work my magic with MS Paint if you can believe it.

If Bo Bice wins, this will be the only time in history these people ever got it right. (My apologies to offended Fantasia fans.)

That's not true! They got it right when Kelly won. Would you rather have had Sideshow Bob/Justin Guarini?

first season--white chick.
second season--black guy.
third season--black chick.

so.....fourth season? WHITE GUY!

I feel Bo should win because I can stand him better than that Stepford-Clone carrie underwood.