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by madeyoulaugh

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Only one person in this photo won by a majority vote...can you spot him?

Cameraman to Idols "Hey, everyone awkwardly look in opposing directions...perfect!"

It's wicked simple, just add your caption to the body of this post. One winner will be selected and will receive the American Idol Season 5 Encores CD autographed by all 12 finalists. Enter as many titles as you want. And remember guys, nothing gets you laid faster than letting a lady know you have an autographed CD of the AI album!


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Posted by madeyoulaugh on July 28, 2006 3:59 PM

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I am sure you mean Taylor is the one who won by majority vote, but the President won the popular vote and electorial so stop with the mis-info.

Posted by: mistichristi [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 5:02 PM(#1 of 38)

I notice Katherine McPhee managed to pull herself out of her sick-bed long enough to get her picture taken next to Mr. Bush. Explain THAT to all her fans in Pittsburgh.

And, mistichristi--I agree entirely.

Posted by: boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 5:18 PM(#2 of 38)

When threatened or scared (by same-sex unions, for instance) the North American Mandisa can camouflage itself into its surroundings.

Posted by: ChickenFriedChicken [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 6:05 PM(#3 of 38)

BB fans who just heard that Janey won HOH last night.


hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 6:09 PM(#4 of 38)

GB "We got this side covered Elliot, you watch our backs"

Posted by: Here4theBeer [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 7:22 PM(#5 of 38)

We got more votes than you, nanny nanny boo boo

Posted by: Pamsey [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 7:47 PM(#6 of 38)

ready for the rapture.

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 7:48 PM(#7 of 38)

GWB: "Hey Kat, you and me would be the perfect pair to cohost a new show called American Idles! Get it? Cuz neither of us does a dang thing!"

(Secondary line in place to help Republicans understand the joke . . . Oooooh, snap!)

Posted by: happy_gal [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 8:45 PM(#8 of 38)

GWB: "See, the irony is what they really need to do is to get Simon to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit . . . "

Posted by: happy_gal [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 8:49 PM(#9 of 38)

Only one person in this photo won by a majority vote...can you spot him?
That would be the president.

"In a stunning surprise move this morning, President Bush granted all the American Idol finalists presidential pardons".

Posted by: Ubiquitous [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 8:54 PM(#10 of 38)

The Idols laughed it off, as they had so many times before, but they all knew this was neither the time nor the place for Kellie to let out another "Pickler Poof."

Posted by: Chris [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 9:14 PM(#11 of 38)

Only person who won by majority vote? The guy standing next to the president.

aaaanyway, Mandisa sure is in good company what with being frightened shitless of the gays and whatnot.

Posted by: PixieGal [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 10:38 PM(#12 of 38)

Observe the rarity: the President is the third-darkest person in the room.

Posted by: Mark [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 28, 2006 10:54 PM(#13 of 38)

Check back tomorrow for a photo of the contestants from ABC's recently canceled "The One" with John Kerry & Al Gore!

Posted by: SaveFerris [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 7:07 AM(#14 of 38)

This is from a friend of mine who dared me to post it:

McPhee - "Hey guys, I just barfed in GW's toilet."


hb(blushing)

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 7:24 AM(#15 of 38)

I think Dubya is grabbing McPheevers ass

Posted by: netnuh [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 9:21 AM(#16 of 38)

They're not all looking in different directions.

Actually, they've all been Photo Shopped into the picture since none of them really wanted to meet the President.

Seriously, do you think they'd all be smiling like that if he was there?

Posted by: Laurie [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 9:46 AM(#17 of 38)

To paraphrase the immortal Tim Gunn: "Where's Elliot?"

Posted by: boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 10:40 AM(#18 of 38)

With Clinton out of office, girls under 25 feel safe once again to enter the Oval Office

Posted by: SaveFerris [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 1:50 PM(#19 of 38)

Haven't come up with anything good enough to post yet, but to show you how much American Idol impacted my life this year, I asked out loud to no one in particular, Who the hell is the girl in between Paris and Mandisa??

Wow.

Posted by: Greg [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 2:07 PM(#20 of 38)

PS: No seriously, where is Elliott? Is he just not in this picture, was he even there? Etc.

Posted by: Greg [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 2:11 PM(#21 of 38)

Elliot was late and missed this great photo. Word has it that he was playing with W's puppy.

Posted by: Here4theBeer [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 29, 2006 6:54 PM(#22 of 38)

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Scientists finally realize their efforts to capture the endangered "Giant Zebra" on film.
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Posted by: Lizardqueen [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2006 5:53 AM(#23 of 38)

I think Dubya is grabbing Taylor's ass.

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2006 9:44 AM(#24 of 38)

"American Idol contestants search for the President of the United States. Dick Chaney couldn't be found so they took a picture with an eager tourist."

Posted by: Double L [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2006 11:02 AM(#25 of 38)

I See A Lot of Hicks..

Posted by: Terence [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2006 6:40 PM(#26 of 38)

No Kelly... You aren't running for class president.

Posted by: Terence [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2006 6:44 PM(#27 of 38)

Mandisa: Where's the damn refreshments?

Posted by: Terence [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2006 6:47 PM(#28 of 38)

To those of you inquiring as to the whereabouts of Elliot: I was going to say that Mandisa ate him but she actually looks like she has lost some weight in this pic... so I got nothin'...

Posted by: dhford1 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 31, 2006 6:32 AM(#29 of 38)

Actually, they've all been Photo Shopped into the picture since none of them really wanted to meet the President.
I thought it was the President who'd been photoshopped into the back for the same reason.

Posted by: Ubiquitous [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 31, 2006 7:02 AM(#30 of 38)

Sadly, Idol Mandisa was shot by the Vice President shortly after this photo was taken. But really, who wears animal prints to the White House these days?

Posted by: RealityMonkey [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 31, 2006 9:19 AM(#31 of 38)

Paris: "Yes, I really did wear my Denim Tuxedo to the White House."

Posted by: TVCheese [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 31, 2006 10:06 AM(#32 of 38)

TVCheese (#32), they're called Texas Tuxedos!

Posted by: Chris [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 31, 2006 3:16 PM(#33 of 38)

Chris, I'm from the East coast. In this region they're most likely to seen in Jersey.

Posted by: TVCheese [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 1, 2006 6:34 AM(#34 of 38)

Off camera, Condi kills with another "Osama's mama is so fat" joke and wins approval from the President and the idols including an enthusiastic thumbs up from Kelly Pickler.

Posted by: MODULUS [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 1, 2006 7:15 AM(#35 of 38)

Everyone is all smiles as Kellie Pickler checks to see if she put on deordorant that morning . . . she did! Hooray!

Posted by: WeatherGurl [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2006 11:50 AM(#36 of 38)

Hey Condi! Look at me! Look at me! I told ya I'd get past that limey brit! "Loving youooo, is easy 'cause your beauuuuutiful...doo doo doo doo doo-doo...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Posted by: mirenis [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 11, 2006 11:01 AM(#37 of 38)

and the winner of the CD is?

Posted by: Here4theBeer [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 5, 2006 8:36 AM(#38 of 38)

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