Tink tells us to fasten our seat belts, because tonight two people are getting the axe. The show is an hour again this week, but don't worry, he says, because there will be no filler. Then he starts reading ads from the Yellow Pages and teaching us how to do a filap ball change. He asks the Judges what made Rock Night work. Randy gives the kids credit for "workin' it out!" Paula attempts to form a sentence, but Simon won't stop poking at her. She finally says "I'm not your hand puppet!" Tink says "I've seen his hand puppet, and you're way prettier." I agree.

Simon is offended that Tink attacked his girlfriend and insists that he apologize. Tink says "You're girlfriend's your puppet?" This whole thing gets worse and worse. Unfortunately, Simon drops it and we move on to Tink flitting around the Farmer's Market asking "real people" what they think about last night's show. Jordin gets dissed pretty hard, and Blake, Doolitte and LaKisha get high marks. Blake even has "Blaker Girls". Oh, please let that can catch on so I can post more pictures like this.

I am so embarrassed that Tink caught me on camera when I was zoning out at the Grove Wednesday morning. I thought I was trippin', but it turns out the whole thing was real.

Tink points out "Simon in Barbados".

LOL, fairy. Back in the studio, Tink asks Blake how he comes up with such crazy original shit, and Blake says he brought along a mini studio and rocks it out with Timby Cake in his down time. Cute! He moves on to Jordin. Would she have done anything differently? She giggles like Ed McMahon's at the door.

Powder tells us he's a pastor's son and grew up on Christian music. That's your market, Powder. RUN! No one applauds, but he says "Thank You!" anyways. Tink asks LaKisha how Simon's kiss was, and she says she'd do it again. Tink tells her to watch out. Simon has a girlfriend and takes it very seriously. Simon laughs way too hard at this, and it makes me uncomfortable. We've never seen Simon like this. He's a school girl!

Uhhhhh...Check please!

WHO IS HIS GIRLFRIEND? Someone please post trashy pics as soon as possible. Powder cheers the audience and LaKisha wins bonus points when she looks at him like he's an idiot.

Tink announces the one and only Jennifer Hudson! Wow! She looks great! I am a little disappointed that she turns in a taped pledge beg instead of a live performance, but I'll take what I can get! I love you J Hud!

Next up is a performance by our guest staahhhh. Robin Thicke!! What the...? My skin started crawling until I realized Robin Thicke isn't the dad from Growing Pains. It's that dudes real life son. Alan Thicke won the hearts of horny housewives all over America with his deep voice, so I find it hilarious that his son is rebelling against him by singing entirely in a little girl falsetto. Tink tells us that he has the number one R&B single in the country right now, and I'm afraid that this kid could single handedly bring the bus boy half-stache into fashion. Robin Thicke must be stopped!

To make these results shows worth our time, they should let the Judges have a crack at the Guest Staaahs. If this kid was as the auditions for AI, his ass would have been ridiculed and mocked by the entire country. Ah, well. Being Alan Thicke's son must be punishment enough (look what happened to Kirk Cameron), so I give him a pass and stifle the urge to gay bash my TV. It's not his fault he looks like a sensitive lesbian version of Dr. Seaver.

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Posted in American Idol by Flipit at 3:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)
Last Comment: Flipit on May 10, 2007 12:39 PM.

Comments (9)

DP Hooker :

teri seymour is simon's girlfriend. she is some entertainment reporter or correspondent out in LA. here is one lovely picture of her - you be the judge if that puppet is prettier

http://www.handbag.com/galleries/gallery/red_carpet/tv_awards/fashion_baftatv06/MemberID=17/

1 of 9 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on May 5, 2007 7:13 PM

Flipit :

woah. she's hot. thanks dp. i vote for her. tink is showing some signs of crackage.

2 of 9 | Posted by Flipit | Posted on May 5, 2007 11:09 PM

Cary :

Simons gf only does reports on ai and interviews simon. She's pretty, but she has a real wierd horse voice. I cant explain, but its hard to listen to.

3 of 9 | Posted by Cary | Posted on May 6, 2007 9:46 AM

Cary :

Simons gf only does reports on ai and interviews simon. She's pretty, but she has a real weird horse voice. I cant explain, but its hard to listen to.

4 of 9 | Posted by Cary | Posted on May 6, 2007 9:47 AM

chooch850 :

How'd you know I was a "BLAKER GIRL" !

5 of 9 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on May 6, 2007 8:59 PM

Flipit :

lol chooch!

and if this chick only interviews simon, isn't she in fact the puppet tink was referring to? he should just stick with his story. the bitch is a puppet. a hot one there are worse things u could be.

6 of 9 | Posted by Flipit | Posted on May 7, 2007 2:14 AM

TheEmancipationofGigi :

Flipit, thanks for coming out and admitting that you loved TimberCake's bubble butt. It's been winning my vote since "Geek in the Pink." Between that, your claim to overeat and your love of Marlboro's, we may in fact be soul mates.

HEART.

7 of 9 | Posted by TheEmancipationofGigi | Posted on May 7, 2007 9:45 AM

SidneyMac :

Flipit- I read the recap and chuckled at your kirk cameron reference...who's thought of that guy in the last ten years... Then a half hour later Nightline came on and featured Kirk Cameron as a religious LUNATIC!
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

Random and HY-sterical!

8 of 9 | Posted by SidneyMac | Posted on May 9, 2007 8:43 PM

Flipit :

Beautiful! Yeah he turned into a crazy Christian. He threw his career away because everything was too dirty and sinful for him to take part in. Poor Kirky. Thanks for the tip I lmao.

9 of 9 | Posted by Flipit | Posted on May 10, 2007 12:39 PM

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