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Who Picklered That Prom Dress?? - TVgasm

by madeyoulaugh

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We're not totally sure this is Kellie Pickler, but if it is, this confirms our belief that before American Idol, Kellie Pickler was the 10pm feature dancer at the Jiggle Shack off Route 20, next to the pickle mill.


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Nice outfit, RED PRINCESS JASMINE.

Obviously she's a fan of Laguna Beach's Casey Canyon.

wow, where were these kind of chicks when I went to high school!?!?!?!?

Isn't this a common prom look in the deep south?

KH

Wrong. This is just wrong.

My IQ just dropped to 40 because I think that girl is stupid hot!!!

KH-
I'm from SC, and I am positive that would not be allowed anywhere around here, since even the public schools have strict, conservative dress codes. But I can't speak for the Alabama/Miss.

well, tickle my pickle! now we know what's keeping kellie in the competition. her signature slut-squat move should have been evidence enough, but we need look no further than this picture to visualize a massive, months-long 'blow-jobs for votes' campaign behind some trailer down tobacco road.

She looked really pretty in last night's Ford commercial.

Her vajayjay is just there for the takin'. No questions asked.

That doesn't really look like her... And being from the south and close to her age I know for a fact that can't be a prom dress she wore to school. Most schools won't even let girls wear tanktops with thin straps let alone a dress like that.

hardly@work

I am tired of the MS/AL hate. I grew up in both states and I can promise you would (a) never be allowed to wear it and (b) unpopular for the rest of your life if you showed up at prom wearing that. Do you think "southern belles" would ever wear something that tacky. Gross.

KatiesHole - Could you be any more stereotypical?

I am about an hour from where this Pickler chick lives, and I would not be caught dead in that.

The dress must have cost a lot, because it looks like she didn't have anything left over for the bikini wax.

#12, I apologize. I should not have tried to push the stereotype over to AL/MS. It looks like a bathing suit top with a beach wrap around the bottom. It looks more trashy pool party than prom. As mentioned above, it looks more like a dress you could get away with in CA, re:Casey from LB

J-unit- ouch you are right!

maybe it's a halloween costume?

KH -

You are showing your geographic ignorance too. North Carolina is not conisdered the Deep South.

umm, NC was in the confederacy, thus is in the south for purposes of modern american history.

oh, and she totally looks like i-want-to-be-a-genie like xtina.

whore.

Let's stop the sterotypical South-hating. I'm from the deep South, and none of the girls I went to high school with would have been caught dead in something like that (however, I did go to a private Episcopalian school, but I digress). Whores are Whores, no matter what the geographical location. She could just as well be from Jersey, or California, or freaking Utah for God's sake.

well were she from utah, that dress would make more sense.

That's really her. All slutted up and ready for a night out on the farm(er). There is a larger, more detailed picture here http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/?p=719

I hope beyond all hope that that is a shadow casting the eerie bush shadow.

on the one hand, kellie invites a certain amount of 'south-bashing' by overplaying the jessica simpson/'beverly hillbillies' act. on the other hand, i'm from virginia--the capital of the confederacy, and the state where more blood was shed in the war of northern aggression than all other states combined--and all my friends from georgia, alabama, louisiana, etc. tell me i'm from 'the north.'

civil war history has nothing to do with tacky prom dresses. white trash is the same from boston to the bayou.

Tacky as the outfit is, I believe that is just the shadow of her natural belly curve. And no I am not say she has a pot belly. Women have a natural curve right there that modern society has deemed must go in favor of the flat abdomen of starvation. So women spend a great deal of time, energy, and plastic surgery to get rid of what is perfectly natural. Sorry- didn't mean to turn that into a rant. Just pointing out that it's not her bush.

Oops- that should be "not saying she has a pot belly".

I don't know if it's her prom dress b/c I don't know any school that would allow that. Maybe it's a dress she wore to one of her pageant things.
Either way... girl is fake as hell (her personality) and I can't wait for her to leave.

I agree it's a ridiculous choice for a Prom dress (and probably isn't one), but honestly, does showing a lot of skin make you a whore? Does it??

and thanks for your comment, zevonia.

People who think that showing skin makes you a whore are the same people on that jury that let that man get away with rape because the woman wasn't wearing panties. They said she was asking for it.

clarice--that is the biggest load of horseshit i've heard today.

no, shes a whore because of the belly button piercing.

Did she get pickled though?

Sorry, all.

I don't hate the South and didn't mean to South Bash, just Kellie bash. She's an embarassment to any state, North, South, East or West!

You have to agree, she does set back lovely, smart, tasteful southern ladies back a few years.

KH

Jash, yes, NC was part of the Confederacy for the purposes of American History, but that doesn't make it DEEP south. That's part of geography, not history (Though history also shows that NC was the last state to secede, had close to the fewest number of slaves and really only seceded because every state around it had already done so and it would have been idiotic to not secede under those circumstances).

Sorry if I sound defensive -- NC is my homestate and I get a bit agitated sometimes when stereotypes and stuff come into play about it, It's really a nice state, I promise!

Constantine is apparently dating PICKLER! C'mon TVGasm- you simply *must* give this it's own creepy little headline!