America's Got Leonid The Magnificent! - 
by Umnata
America's Got Talent has officially become my summer television drug of choice. I want to be better than this show, than the Hoff, than the Reege and than Leonid the Magnificent, but I'm just not. In week two, America's Got Talent gave us, in my opinion, one of the greatest television moments of the year with Leonid's God rant (check it out here, but beware, there is no way of watching without ceasing from laughter). There was more than a Russian immigrant drag queen who could balance knives on his chin this week. Well, I think there was, I can't remember anything except that, so let's take a trip down memory lane and see what else Brandy got to check out.
So this week on America's Got Talent the judges are looking pretty snazzy. Brandy got her hair did and apparently, The Hoff has lost a button on his shirt. Even the Reege is looking pretty Summer fresh:
But let's get straight to the talent shall we?
1. All That
They are a bunch of tap dancers from New York. They should be called STYBO's on parade (Staten Island Blow Out?). The judges love them, but I think they are just okay - they're totally not Lance & Justin, and by that I mean in sync. ZING! I actually think that Piers is going to agree with me because he says he doesn't like it... BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA WILL FALL FOR THEM. Umm, take a closer look, they are tap dancing sprites, they probably aren't all that interested.
2. William J. McGowan
This painfully delusional guy from New Jersey is going to sing Cara Mia. I want this show to be crazy and exciting enough where this guy isn't going to be as bad as you think he'll be. But, alas, he is as bad, and then he's worse. The best part is when the band, knowing they are on a sinking ship, start giving the song a little Techno remix. Piers tells him he is comfortably the worst singer he's ever heard.
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