Oh wait, before I go. Here are some pics I couldn't find room for in the recap, but are just to delicious to pass up. Enjoy. See you on the boards!

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"Hoffbot is pleased."


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We need a wax reapplication over here, STAT!


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"Anybody for crumpets?"


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To whoever stuffed a 40-year-old struggling comedian into a 12-year-old's body, thanks a lot. Now we've got another asshole.

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Comments (8)

brendahamLincoln Author Profile Page:

O. Snapp goes on to the next round for an awesome recap.

Yeah, this show is awful. That Breeze girl was wearing far too much makeup for a 9 year old girl. I smell a mom trying to live vicariously through her daughter. Next.

I also got the SWV (Sisters With Voices for the uneducated, or is that Sistahs?) vibe from the girl group. I liked them. I also liked Jabberwockeez despite their unnecessary wacky spelling. I've just always been fascinated by breakdancing. Goes back to my days of watching Breakin' over and over with my older brother.

And oh man, the nerdy saxophone guy was awesome. Too much funk for one pasty geek to contain.

Clair Author Profile Page:

O. Snapp, I like your style. Excellent recap.

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

Holy crap! It's the MUMMY!http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/americasgottalent/season2/talent6807_0aHoff.jpg

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

Holy crap! It's the MUMMY!http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/americasgottalent/season2/talent6807_0aHoff.jpg

TinkerbellAPixie Author Profile Page:

Great recap Snapp (is it ok if I call you Snapp?). I am glad I am not the only one who shuddered at the jabberwocky guys - those masks are just too creepy. I like that Sharon tried to stand up for the little girl - but the way she went about it - leaving the poor girl up on that stage all scared looking, wasn't really the way to go about it.

Last season Regis Philbin was the emcee, he was pretty stiff, awkard and lame and I thought he did a horrible job. That is until I saw Springer. I can't believe I actually want Philbin back.

Oh and one last comment - that slinky dude performs at Sea World in Orlando several shows a day, every day. He's part of a show called Odyssea.

anniedawg25 Author Profile Page:

Funny recap!


who re-capped this last year (I wanna say it was B-Side)

anyway, whoever it was aply renamed this show "America's Got Balls". Ever since then, I can't get that out of my head!

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

I saw the repeat last night. Sharon's walk-off was totally staged (pardon the pun). I know a friend whose does what the areialist did. I'm sure he'll be contacted by Circ de Solieux in the near future. The sax player was awesome!

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

Damn. I actually liked the Hoff's singing (hated the video). Quick, what's that mean?

O. Snapp. No props for the cute screen name, but you are a very good writer and you do get through to the next round.

Piers is a dick and he shouldn't have cowed that poor little girl on stage. However, I understand his feelings, as I feel that showbiz parents that "encourage" their kids to be put up, vulnerable to public ridicule are in reality child abusers.

Glad that midway through the recap you developed a grudging like for the Hoff. While he's become a parody of the young hunk he once was and he has suffered the indignity of his own daughter posting the drunken video of the poor man (tough love my ass!), he's still a fairly likeable and vulnerable person that fails to see he could easily segue into another successful, if older persona, who retains some of the love America has had for him.

Sharon Osbourne's bit as a huffy nanny disn't impress me at all and, as is rightly pointed out, abandoned that little girl to her fate.

In all, a kinda funny/sad show that I will watch with a sense of embarrassment for those poor, deluded fools.

The only good one on was the sax guy. I expect more and better things from him. The large family blew it when they brought on all the urchins who did not contribute anything to the act, save for letting us know that's one prolific bunch of f___ers.

Write on, Snapp!

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