First Mandy Lynn and now Jesse? Whom will I make fun of now? I'm sad. Thank god for Blonde Rachel and Andre. And Pickel, VJ, Angela, Aussie Rachael, Lisa, Brett, and Daniel. Bring it on, VH1! My snark knows no bounds.

It's the beginning of a new day, and as Brett works out, Andre says there're 9 people left and he's planning on sticking around. You know, to yell at people, sexually harass the women, and talk about stupid Soviet crap. Ew, VJ and Blonde Rachel wake up together. Blonde Rachel interviews in her drawl, "We wake up ehnd I'm cuddling with VJ agaaaiin ehnd I love cuddling with hehm because he's extremely hawwwwt ehnd it's always a nice way to wake up in the morning." Sorry, Blonde Rachel, but if the whole modeling thing doesn't work out you will not have a second career reading books on tape.

Lovely Bones Chapter One: Theh dayy I died wasth weally haaaawd.

Angela screams that there's a note du jour. There's an anatomy book with the note, and Angela says she got her degree in animal sciences so she knows a lot about biology. Her thesis was titled: How to Get Attention in a Reality Show: Doing Body Shots Off a Girl With Strange Breasts. The note says that today's Edge challenge is all about anatomy, "but not the kind VJ and Rachel have been studying late at night." Oh, snap, Mary Alice! They have to study the book for their challenge. There's only one copy. Well, that's not fair! Do they explicitly want to cause drama and perhaps tension in the house? Oh. They do.

VJ grabs the book and runs because he's a turd. You guys, seriously, the book is like 1,000 pages long. I'd say eff it and just get drunk. I'm willing to bet Blonde Rachel is thinking the same thing. How come no one drinks on this show anymore? Alcohol + stupid people who think they're purdy=good times. That's what I always say. Next, Andre gives us a teensy bit of insight into how he regards women. So, there's all this anatomy stuff in the house: a skeleton, a giant ear (where's the giant cotton swab?), and one of those creepy womb cross-sections that I assume they have in every gynecologist's office. He notices there was a "male fetus, he's not even born yet, and the woman's suffocating him. It reminded me of my ex relationship." I guess this woman carried a full-grown Andre around in her stomach. What a bitch! No wonder he dumped her. I bet the on-site psychologist gave up on Andre after one meeting. Since VJ has the anatomy book, everyone else studies the encyclopedias. God, this episode is really uninteresting so far. Stupid America's Most Smartest Model! Be funny! I am missing Jesse and Mandy Lynn. Those were better days, my friends.

If a single tear isn't dripping down your face while looking at the above pic, you have no heart.

Angela voice-overs that she's going to know what she's doing in the challenge. She loves science. She is really good at science. And the rest better watch out because she's going to "blow 'em out of the water." Angela even does the oh-no-you-didn't head shake. Whatever. Rule #1 of reality TV: The person who brags about a special skill will totally suck ass in the challenge that incorporates it. Science Girl annoys everyone with her knowledge of sciencey . . . ness. They go outside and it's "freezing." It's L.A., so I'm guessing it's 68 degrees. Last February, there were like 3 days in a row where the high temperature didn't get over 0 in Chicago. Shut the hell up, people.

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