Tonight on America's Most Smartest Model, the last 3 head to Palm Springs for a photo shoot and about 30 seconds of 1-on-1 with Mary Alice, Angela once again reminds us of why we dislike her so much (over and over and over again), Ben Stein barely makes an appearance, and one "model" is eliminated. I mean, obviously.
Pass that dutch, pretty.
Previously, stuff happened and I recapped it. Andre, Angela, and VJ remain. Out of all of them, I like VJ the most. Or, actually, I should say I hate VJ the least. That makes more sense. Morning. House. Angela is in the bathroom, and there is an insane amount of hair products on the counter. VJ interviews that it's weird to have 3 people left, and we see photos of the losers on the wall, with big Xs through them.
Angela interviews that she's stoked to be in the top 3. She says she's the only girl left. And she's been a girl since the day she was born, y'all, so she's an expert! She goes on to say that VJ doesn't deserve to be there because he has been sneaky and underhanded and that's not how a model should be. Really? Being sneaky and underhanded is like 75% of a model's job. The other 25% is showing up.
Next we see Andre in the bathroom. He's spreading something all over his Russian body, either Old Soviet Spice or vodka. Maybe canola oil. I don't know. He interviews that he can't believe he's taken down all the people who have left, single-handedly. Uh huh. Single-handedly, but with the help of VJ and Angela. He talks to the photos of the losers on the wall. He calls Blonde Rachel "Slutty Rachel." Hee. And . . . more talk to people who have been voted off. I get it, show! People have been eliminated! When he gets to Angela's photo, he "forgets" her name. He goes to Angela, who is on the phone, and asks her what her name is. She replies that it is Angela. Man. This is, without a doubt, the most boring penultimate episode of a television show ever. Maybe I should recap another show, say Dawson's Creek, and just replace the characters names with the names of the "models." Andre gets to be Jack McPhee. And Angela can be Jen, because she dies.
Crack McPhee
Oh my god we're not even 5 minutes into the show! Note du jour arrives as the trio lounges outside. It tells them to pack their bags for an overnight road trip. The America's Most Smartest Model van drives down the highway and pulls into a Palm Springs house. Inside are gift baskets with chocolates and champagne, probably from Mary Alice's collection. They also get a framed photo from one of their early photo shoots, the one where Andre strangled Lisa with a necklace.
They find another note. It says that Mary Alice will be joining them for dinner to get to know them on a personal level. Thankfully, we skip ahead to dinner time. Mary Alice arrives. Andre says she's cool and attractive. Mary Alice says that the house is the setting for the next challenge, a photo shoot, but that she's here to get to know the "models" on a personal level. Mary Alice gets some alone time with Angela to talk about Angela's favorite subject - Angela. She says that she's the oldest of 6 kids and Mary Alice says that it makes sense because Angela always wants to be in control. Which is a nice way of saying that it makes sense because Angela is an attention whore.
No one understands how hard it is being the most gorgeous woman on the planet!
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Comments (2)
Great recap! I hadn't seen any of this show until this past weekend, now reading the recap, I wished I'd caught it earlier.
Is it just me, but is Andre a very strange looking individual?
1 of 2 | Posted by chelle | Posted on December 13, 2007 12:56 PM
Team Andre! Go Soviet!
VJ can suck his own balls.
2 of 2 | Posted by thatswhack | Posted on December 13, 2007 10:52 PM