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Well Gasmii, any episode would be lackluster compared to last week's Italian Cover Girl Commercial Disaster, but I thought this week's episode was especially snoozerific. I wasn't thrilled, but clearly, I was having a better go at it than Mr. Jay was...
Ciao a tutti, e benvenuti a Roma!!! Have you kids been noticing that the episodes seem to be alternating between a fairly lame week and then an explosively awesome one? I love love LOVED this episode and I don't think it's just because I'm typing this to you live from bella Roma. I can't wait to hear what you guys thought of the ep, but I mean seriously, is it even possible that there are any naysayers out there? To quote Mizz Jay from what is quickly becoming my favorite ANTM moment ever...
Ciao, Gasmii. I'm sure my two loyal readers (hi Mom and Dad!) were concerned that I had dropped off the face of the earth after no recaps from me for the past two weeks. But fear not! I'm still alive and kicking. I thought about recapping the recap episode but once Dominique started professing her love of bidets, I flushed that idea down the toilet (ba dum bum!). Plus, you guys didn't really need a recap of a recap episode that your recapper had already recapped, right? I had visitors in town this weekend which is why this recap a bit behind schedule, but hey, life happens. Just like life happened to Fatima this week when she missed a photo shoot because she didn't have her paperwork straightened out. Will I grant her the same forgiveness I allowed myself or will I totally play the hypocrite card and slam her for her irresponsibility? Read on to find out!
Oh my goodness, I have so many opinions this week and am so thankful that I have a forum like TVgasm to express them. I tried to get this up yesterday but I just had too damn much to say. This week's ep was fairly eventful and I'm sure most of you have strong feelings one way or the other about the outcome, so let's jump right in.
This week on ANTM we learn the true meaning of pain. Some days, your palms just ache from playing pattycake and other days, you just ache for your favorites to take the high road. Viewer discretion is advised due to albino nudity and possible dirty thoughts courtesy of hunky dreamboat Nigel Barker. Male viewer discretion is advised because it seems like we need to talk about pregnancy and other lady troubles more this cycle than any other. So pop an Aleve, cozy on up, and let's jump right in!
This week on ANTM, drag queens hoot and holler, one of the girls gets a much needed lesson in personal hygeine, someone else gets called a racist, Dominique continues to refer to herself solely in the third person, Whitney does the splits, Tyra pulls a Winona, there's more lame kitchen drama, and Marvita admits that she's unsure of herself and starts to give up.
It's that time of the cycle again... no, I'm not talking about feeling bloated and craving chocolate, I'm talking about makeover time! Just as I had hoped, the good were really good but the bad were better. Also, there's gratuitous talk of asses and booties so if you're looking for how to turn tonight's episode into a drinking game, just take a sip anytime anyone use of either of those words will get you good and wasted.
This week on a very special ANTM, we get some insights on personal convictions and beliefs. It's so great when we see one of the girls stand up for what they believe in. Strong stuff, no? Well, not so much when we're talking about resident airhead Kimberly and her personal crusade against expensive high fashion. What'd you think you were signing yourself up for, sweets?
Well Gasmii, the task has fallen on me to recap Cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model and I couldn't be more excited. Many of you probably think the show is post-peak, but Tyra's assembled a little montage to remind us of the awesomeness of the last nine seasons: nine catfights, eight tearful makeovers, seven stressful medical emergencies, six scary runway spills, five fierce plus-size models, four high-flying photo shoots, three critter-encounters, and two amazing Jays... but there can only be ONE America's Next Top Model. Here's hoping that this season is more eventful then the last few. Let's cut to the chase! Do you wanna be on top?
"Don't be ridiculous! Who wouldn't want to be on top? I always do!"
