Recap: Top Model: Bulls On Parade - 
by J-Unit
If there was anything that could save the season with only threee episodes left, it seems like the judges realized in the last few eliminations that they need to throw out some of the gimmicks just in case somebody unfamiliar with the show turned it on one night and thought that it was actually an open audition for the sequel to House of a 1000 Corpses instead of Seventeen Magazine and Cover Girl. We could only hope that their most recent epiphany could save this season from becoming one big joke.
Like I said last week, nobody was really surprised when Jaeda went home and about the only thing they could have done to make it more obvious was to start calling her Fredo. Although Caridee had an awful week, I am sure that she was looking forward to bouncing back and proving everybody wrong. However, if she was going to be sent home, she decided that she was going to make the most of her time in Spain.
The girls decided to call up their male model friends to accompany them to dinner, which gave them a chance to learn a few more things about Spanish guys. For example, many of you girls may be thinking that Spanish guys are so much more romantic and really above all of the cheesy crap you are used to from American guys. Well, you would be wrong. Growing up in Spain may give you an appreciation for long naps in the afternoon and a well-made paiea, but according to Amanda, it doesn't give you an appreciation of better jokes and pick up lines. She does believe that Spanish guys smell better, which I agree, especially if you think, "smell better" and "suffocating you to death with cologne" are the same thing.
Whatever you say about the guys in Spain, it seemed like Caridee liked the bad jokes and the cologne because she and Victor were making out like two teenagers at a drive-in. This didn't really surprise me a whole lot because I figured that if there were anyone who would randomly hook up with a dude in Spain, it would be Caridee. I am not trying to say that she is a slut or anything, but if any of the Spanish guys decided that they should make the effort to dribble in the lane a little bit and get to the basket, wouldn't it make sense that they would be shooting for Caridee's hoop? Michelle wondered what they could be talking about since they don't speak the same language. Caridee may not know much Spanish, and Victor may not know much English, but they both seemed well versed at the language called "sucking face", which is a universal translator for the young and horny.
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