My personal favorite in the competition, Jaeda, has been stuck in the bottom two for the last two weeks. I guess you could say that this says a lot about my taste in women, my ability to judge modeling talent, or my skill at predicting a winner. I guess I should take solace in the fact that at least she was able to beat out Megg. Poor Jaeda is just really lost right now. She is going to have to step up her performances or hope that somebody ahead of her completely screws up, because she is just not bringing a lot to the table.

While Jaeda might be questioning her whole motivation for even being on the show, Melrose is as confident as ever. She's does well in the competitions, her pictures look fierce, the judges really love her, her arch nemesis has been sent home, and the rest of her competition seems really intimidated by her presence. Seems like it's all going according to plan, doesn't it? Well, not quite. Melrose has all of this success, but it has come at the expense of all of her friends. Although she says she doesn't mind being alone (and let's be honest, before that makeover, she was probably used to spending lots of time alone), she is so hungry for attention that the other girls basically ignoring her accomplishments is going to get to her eventually.

Now that the house has lost a lot of the stronger personalities, we start to dig deeper into the lives of models. Is it just me, or has there been more focus on the models background now that Tyra has her own talk show? This week, we get to learn a little bit more about the twins. I know I have not really taken the time to even differentiate between the two, but you have to understand. I saw The Grudge, and when the The Grudge 2 comes out on DVD, I will watch it as long as Sarah Michelle Gellar is alive and kicking. There is no Sarah Michelle Gellar on American's Next Top Model, so why am I forced to watch these Grudge impersonators? By not committing their names to memory, I was hoping to avoid having those same faces burned into my retina for years to come. These girls are so hideous; they should hand out those pinhole boxes that people use to watch an eclipse so nobody is blinded when they walk by. Or better yet, why not save us all some trouble and put the paper bags on their heads?