With a free night before their second to last photo shoot, Margie decides it's time to knock clogs with some gentlefolk. Conveniently, those four boys that piloted the girls down canals last week are down for coming over. "Please bring wine! I need Pinot NEW-ACH!" she demands. It's a completely irrational pet peeve of mine when English speaking people say foreign words with the original, intended accent. I don't care if Marjorie's a native French speaker - it comes off as pretentious. You don't have to agree with me. This recap is my world. You just read in it.
And now, for this week's interactive game - which one of these things doesn't belong! Subtitle: How many ways is Margie excluded from the rest of the Fab Four? First, I'm pretty sure she's the only girl without a boyfriend. I know for sure that we've heard references to Sam's guy as well as McKey's. Margie is apparently also the only one who drinks. And so begins a recipe for disaster. And by disaster, I mean AWESOMEFUNTIME! I'm also gonna go so far as to say that Margie's the only virgin of the crew. If this girl had ever gotten some P in her, she wouldn't be nearly as uptight (rimshot!). And when I say "P," I ain't talking about no Pinot NEWACH!
Oh hey! I just got a message delivered in my box. (That's what she said.) It reads: "Margie: Lips over teeth. Fondly, Men Everywhere."
Margie's taking gulp after gulp of booze and declares "Wine's My Friend!" Margie, I've already written you off for the season but that's just about the best attempt you could make to get back in my good graces. The Top Model house must not come stacked with stemware because Margie precedes to drink lots of wine out of cups only slightly larger than a shot glass.
"Lets see... I taste a scrawny body with an undercurrent of Eurodouche, a hint of hair gel undertones, and an oaky afterbirth."
The evening starts out all fun and innocent. You know, with charades, men in high heels, full-body wrestling. Seriously, McKey, for a chick with a boyfriend, you sure seem to have no problem shoving other men's heads directly into your crotch. For those of you following my feelings on this episode, right now, I'm split between the snarky recapper side of myself and the American female side. Recapper Hoolia is sitting on her couch going OMFG there is no way this can lead to anywhere good. Real life Hoolia is tenser than Margie because she knows what the majority of sleazeball Europeans think of American women. Especially us young ladies who are so darn cute and wide-eyed about the world. These wannabe Lotharios think that USA actually stands for "United Sluts of America" and that having an accent automatically qualifies them for a visa valid for multiple reentries. Ladies, let's all remember to give thanks to Britney Spears next Thursday for saddling us with this lovely reputation.
Eh, I'm over it because I know (hope?) that the presence of camera people would prevent any inappropriate shenanigans from occurring. The downward spiral continues as one of the greasy Dutch guys starts to chug directly from the bottle. I know that's when my evenings always start to get good. One of the Dutchies dares Marjorie to pick a boy and "kiss him as much as possible in ten seconds." How do you kiss someone as much as possible? Like in as many places? Or are you trying to reach a certain number of seperate kisses? I'm intrigued. And maybe I take things too literally. But really, I'd like to know. Margie slips Dutch Elvis some tongue and Sam coos and oohs from the sidelines like the inappropriate Mom in Mean Girls.
You girls keep me young!
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Comments (16)
Well, as the seemingly only vocal Margie supporter, I'm sorry to see her go. I know that she wouldn't have won because of her commercials, but the girl definitely had better picture than Sam. Plus Sam is just ignorant. Seriously. Mean and ignorant. That girl clearly should go back to the trailer park. Oh well, she won't win either. The final two will be Analeigh and McKey. McKey will win, which is a shame. The judges salivate all over themselves when she is in panel, but I just don't see it. She isn't graceful. Her face isn't pretty. She poses nice, I think, but I wouldn't buy anything that girl is selling.
This brings me to a new rant. Why is it that my girl never wins? Let's face it, that Jaslene looked more like a boy than Isis!! Natasha really should have won. Ok wait, Carridee won over that douche whasshername. I did get that one. And Dani, I liked her. But Naima? Wtf? In fact, why do I watch this friggin show. CLEARLY this expert panel of judges doesn't know jack about picking top models? How successful has any of them been? I think Lisa has been one of the most successful since the show and they cut that bitch. (love her!) And remember in season one when they cut Elyse? What WERE they thinking? She is a big-wig model over in Asia now.
Ok, rant over. I feel better now.
1 of 16 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 19, 2008 3:01 AM
Snooty.. Caridee won against Melrose. And I totally agree about Naima. Kahlen definitely deserved the title that cycle and had more progression than Naima, but the "writers" had the story of Naima breaking down her barriers (similar to Elina NOT doing that this cycle) and letting her emotions show. The "writers" beat us over the head with that theme throughout her cycle.
I was so glad to see Margie loosen up a little bit, but what did her in was the fact that it was too little, too late.
I think the winner will obviously be McKey because she's come the longest way and booked all of her go-sees, but Analeigh will have the bigger career because she is more versatile (commercial and high-end) and also able to do some acting, if she so chooses.
2 of 16 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on November 19, 2008 5:11 AM
Hoolia, you can count me in with the masses too because everytime I see Margie's shot, all I can do is laugh out loud. That was ridiculous, the way they had her hair and makeup made her look more like a scarecrow.
I Do Not Like McKey and I was so hoping the judges would point out SOMETHING wrong on her shot, (you know they can find something wrong if they want). How about.....her foot was coming out of the shoe so she didn't OWN it......anything!! Seriously, if McKey wins over Analeigh.......the girl Cannot act! And...she has a joker size mouth!
3 of 16 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on November 19, 2008 6:18 AM
Whoo! Shout out to Wisconsin!
4 of 16 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on November 19, 2008 6:44 AM
Analeigh for the win!
5 of 16 | Posted by xmissparanoidx | Posted on November 19, 2008 7:32 AM
I've been for Analeigh since the get-go...though my reasons don't have much to do with modeling. And that kiss she gave the guy just confirmed my choice.
Although I agree that McGee might be more readily marketable.
I actually was pleased for Marge, good on her for growing up a little bit. She really seemed much happier.
Sam was just canon fodder all along.
6 of 16 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 19, 2008 8:59 AM
I'm still pulling for Analeigh for the win, but I think it's going to go to McKey, because I never pick the winner either. Helmet-head-wrestler-chick annoys the crap out of me.
7 of 16 | Posted by LAjane | Posted on November 19, 2008 9:07 AM
Hoolia, I'm so sad we're at the end tonight! Sob!!! I still think this is a tight race, I'd say as a model it's Mckey, Sam and Ana, as a CG spokesperson, I'd say Ana, Sam and Mckey. Having Sam in the middle, I wouldn't completely rule her out, but I'd say if Mizz Jay said it was clear from the beginning, then I'd say McKey! I think she's beautiful, and always have, very modelesque, but I really like her attitude and she really can pull off those outrageous model outfits! All three could do well. Can't believe they don't drink though . . . . I thought they were young!?
8 of 16 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 19, 2008 10:19 AM
I so have to comment!
I agree that it was Margie's time to go (I understood her a little better after the wino-attack though) - but like I said last week, if you can't book jobs, then what is the point?
That being said, I thought the way she was treated at panel was total bullshit!
- So they tell her to calm the nerves and stop being so fidgety, she does, and they tell her she isn't "herself" anymore - um - assholes, make up your damn minds.
- Then AFTER she is kicked off, Tyra does a Margie impression that looks like a crazy chicken, hey way to kick a bitch when she's down!
I never really cared for Margie all season but I thought they could at least let her go with some dignity -
I kinda don't care who wins, none of them really have a back-story and frankly sober people on reality shows are boring - (c'mon, you know it's true, remember Lisa talking to that bush (Mr. It) - that was hysterical!)
9 of 16 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on November 19, 2008 10:46 AM
** I meant, Cousin It**
10 of 16 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on November 19, 2008 10:49 AM
McKey is the last one left who looks like a model--so she probably has no chance!
She can book jobs and she photographs great. Sam is good in photos but too commercial. Analeigh's face is too yecchy. So Analeigh will probably win, though I think that two of the judges (Paulina and Miss Jay) don't like her. But that was true of Whitney, too.
As usual, I was just growing to like Marj when she was kicked off. She does look like a model, however, and when she grows up a bit, she'll do great. Same with Elina.
11 of 16 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 19, 2008 12:05 PM
juddfan - I too was surprised that none of the other girls drank. The only thing that I can think of is that these three have solid heads on their shoulders and wisely decided that it wouldn't be in their best interests for the competition to drink on the show. Plus I'm pretty sure all of them are underage so even though they're legal in Europe, they might not have wanted to be shown drinking because of that.
Carmelicious - I think the judges were more freaked out that not-nervous Margie wasn't calm, cool, and collected - she was still awkward just in a different way. I think Tyra misstated their opinions a little bit when giving the boot.
I'm really curious as to if you guys thought Margie really deserved to win the challenge... maybe I didn't make it clear enough in my recap but I thought that was completely bogus.
Also in a Cycle 11 footnote, did you guys hear that Tyra hooked Isis up with a doctor who is going to do the gender reassignment surgery for free?
12 of 16 | Posted by Hoolia | Posted on November 19, 2008 1:16 PM
I agree with slutty_whore as far as careers go. McKey might win, but Analeigh has proved that she's more versatile.
I am on Team Analeigh, completely. She can do high-fashion, she can do commercial, she can act (I was SHOCKED that she didn't win the run/kiss challenge, because Marjorie just looked scary to me) and she's NOT a bitch for once.
And I thought that the intervention by the girls was incredibly sweet.
Analeigh kind of reminds me of myself, in that regard - I am about the same age as these girls, maybe a bit older, but I don't drink either and I would definitely have done the same as Analeigh in this situation. Although I disagree with your thoughts about Marjorie being the only virgin - Analeigh seems very innocent to me as well.
And they cut Marjorie's hair last week, will they PLEASE CUT MCKEY'S! It's HORRIBLE!
13 of 16 | Posted by georgiababe | Posted on November 19, 2008 2:06 PM
Analeigh a virgin? Oh no, don't do that to me...no.
I agree about the challenge. If it had been up to the model guy, Analeigh would definitely have won. It was all over his face. Bet they're dating right now?
They should have brought Isis on the show AFTER the surgery. It would have been much cooler and she would have had a better chance at it.
14 of 16 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 19, 2008 2:13 PM
Oh, Hoolia, I agree with you that Marjorie's win was totally bogus. The only way she should have won for me would have been if they had been casting "Fatal Attraction: The Remake", because with all her twitching and hamming she totally looked like a psycho who could boil Mark Vanderloo's bunny.
All the people who don't like Mckey or her hair, just remember that it seems like every single photographer and designer who has worked with her in the show loved loved loved her (and even her stupid hair!) It might be the editing, but I don't think so.
15 of 16 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on November 20, 2008 10:39 AM
ah-duh to me, I totally wasn't thinking they were under age, ah-duh twice!!!
I was okay with the intervention, I was pretty okay with Marge, but didn't think her win was right or expected either . . .
16 of 16 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 20, 2008 1:40 PM