While America's first plus-sized forehead model cried in her PJ's, the girls were up to their usual babbling in the apartment. Yaya found another opportunity to talk down to the girls when she asked a burping Ann if she ever thought the lo-carb thing might just be a gimmick. Yeah, because the modelling world is never linked to gimmicks. I wonder if she'll still be complaining two years from now when she'll be known as "Yaya - the girl from America's Next Top Model"? Not that it's gimmicky or anything... Meanwhile Eva had her own issues to deal with. She explained to the camera that people don't realize she has layers. What she didn't say was that those layers were annoyingness, loudness, and annoyingness again.

With life threatening to become dull and squalid in the apartment, the producers sent in some pep to get the girls off their booties. A curious knock came to the front door, and when Ann opened it, a mini pride parade waltzed in. Actually, it was just image specialists - an Emmy winning stylist (Rebecca Weinberg, coming straight from the trendiest Shabbat dinner EVER) - and two guys from a publicity firm whose name I did not deign to jot down. HA! Rebecca did a critical assesment of each girl's wardrobe while the two guys questioned the models and coached them on how to act in the spotlight.

As expected, Rebecca met resistance from Yaya who treated her Earth Mother garbs like they were artifacts from the 18th century. "If you're going to do a toothpaste ad, are you going to wear a dashiki," Rebecca asked. Depends. If it's Dashiki Toothpaste, I think the answer is yes. Side note: since when do supermodels line up for Aquafresh ads?

While the fashion disaster that was Rebecca Weinberg critiqued the aspiring models, Tocarra met with the two publicity guys. She started off by dropping a bombshell: "I am a full figured model." Good God Tocarra, we KNOW! You don't have to state it every episode.