There was still a little bit of fallout from the Jayla stole Nik's secret thing from last week. Nik can definitely hold a grudge and she has pretty much refused to associate with Jayla. For her part, Jayla realizes that Nik is angry, but it's no reason to treat her poorly and act immature. Oh, that's right, I forgot that being mature involves talking behind somebody's back and making a threat to her on camera. Actually, maybe it was a promise. I remember it was my 5th grade teacher that introduced me to the phrase "that's not a threat, it's a promise" trying to get me to narc on my friends. While I promise you that I am completely surprised by how huge of a bitch Jayla has become. Now, I'm going to be honest, this is a modeling competition and I think that she has a good look, but why the attitude?

I was beginning to think that Jayla hadn't made any friends, but then I noticed that Bre was holding her legs in the air positioned like she was going to get a bikini wax. It turns out that Bre was just helping Jayla crack her hips. I guess when you haven't felt the proper love of a drunken biker 'twixt your nether regions, you have to do something to hold you over. I thought the protocol was a warm bath and perhaps a massaging showerhead, but this could work as well. Jayla's hip cracked, and I am sure Kim was taking notes on the proper angle for whenever she gets back to her girlfriend.

It wasn't too long into the show when Tyra paid another visit. Each girl was going to have a personal photo shoot coached by Tyra. It was going to be very simple, black and white, and she said it was something she and her friends do all the time. Let me tell you, there's nothing like having a few friends over, drinking a few beers, and the pulling out your F-body and going vogue. And sometimes, when we get really loaded, we whip out the macro lens! Yeah!