America's Next Top Broken Ankle - 
by J-Unit
Many people have been lamenting this year as the ugliest in the history of America's Next Top Model, but I have to disagree. For me, it is playing out like many previous seasons. The judges think they saw something in somebody, but after the makeover, sometimes girl's unique look may end less fierce and more fugly (thanks Lluvy). ANTM was not created because there is a lack of models in the world, and so I tend not to worry that I may never see the winners of this competition modeling again after CoverGirl stops forcing them upon us. And now that I am done with the lecture, we can get back to the show. Each week is another chance for these girls to step up and prove that they have what it takes to be a diva. At least one girl wanted to prove that she had more game than the rest.
Some people are going to call me a wimp and a sellout because this week, I really started to like Jade. At first, I thought I couldn't stand her, but I really liked Lisa so much last year, so why can't I like Jade? Like Lisa she is older than most of the other girls, and like Lisa, she thinks that she has all of the moves to be a model, and like Lisa, she tries to find weaker opponents and point out their flaws in order to make herself feel good. One difference, of course was that Lisa could really work it. Lisa might have had an easier time with her makeover than Jade, but in the end, it comes down to the pictures.
Sure her hair was bad, and it seemed like Jade was finding a way to cover it with any spare piece of fabric available, but it's not like Rosie O’Donnell when she got that hella-dyke haircut so long ago. Jade has plenty of other good parts to work with, and it looked like she was starting to realize that. Jade said that she was not only going to step up the game, but step up the GIZ-ame, which is like ten times cooler than stepping up just the plain old game. Try it sometime for yourself. Walk into Starbucks and ask for a VIZ-enti HIZ-alf SIZ-oy latté. It's, like, wild and stuff. After you get your coffee, they usually hand you a Mac-10.
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