Cutie Cutie, Make Sure You Move Your Booty - 
by J-Unit
Last week on America's Next Top Model, I was very upset because Mollie Sue was eliminated. I generally don't care what shenanigans the producers pull to discover the next top model, but in general I want them to start out with a good face. After that, a slamming body and good pictures would be next, followed closely by presence on the runway, and only after that would I care if somebody had a diva attitude and looked great in commercials. The show starts by saying they want a girl who is fierce, fabulous, and fresh. Nowhere does it say that she needs to be a huge bitch. With that being said, I have way to much emotional investment in way too many television shows, so I am not going to let these people get to me. I hope.
Although I am still bitter about Mollie Sue leaving, I promise not to mention it too often. Besides, with Jade almost going home last week, it kind of took her down a notch. If we could only knock her down another ten or twenty notches, she might even be bearable. Jade said that she needed to redeem herself because she looked "like a damn fool" at the last elimination. I actually think it was the first time I agreed with what Jade had to say, but maybe that's because I have always thought she looks like a fool.
Since Jade was feeling kind of down and there was no Gina to pick on, we had to look for a source of conflict somewhere else in the house. If you can believe it, there is actually a lot of bad blood between Nnenna and Brooke. I can sort of understand where Brooke is coming from, because whenever she messes up, it seems to be Nnenna that is laughing the most. But I can also see Nnenna's perspective because, well, Brooke is funny and awkward at almost everything she does. Brooke's says that her main problem is that everybody calls Nnenna nice and sweet but don't really know the real Nnenna, but I think the problem is that Nnenna has what Brooke wants: pictures that the judges notice for other things besides her huge chin. You know, maybe it is Nnenna who is envious of Brooke; it's not every girl that could be a stunt chin for Jennifer Garner.
The first thing on tap for our models was a runway class with Miss J. Is anybody else getting sick of the stupid highlight "package" they show whenever Miss J appears? I can understand the first time she appears in a season, people might want a refresher, but considering she appears in every single show as a judge, why repeat those stupid clips, especially that final one from last year where Miss J is wearing that 40s swimsuit and you can see the bulge. You would think by now, Miss J would know how to do the tuck.
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