She Can't Handle the Tooth - 
by J-Unit
One of the most difficult parts about watching America's Next Top Model this year is that I knew that my favorite, Danielle, could not win. No, I haven't lost my love of all things Sara, but without the "h" she is somehow a little less appealing, not that I wouldn't return her phone calls should she decide semi-employed bloggers are better than Senator's aides. Sara doesn't have "it" like I think Danielle has "it". Danielle has been taking the most consistent pictures all year, has a great personality, and sort of actually cares about the other people in the competition. There's just a slight problem with that mug of hers, specifically the grill. She has a big gap in her teeth and in general, that's not a feature people associate with beauty. It's a problem Danielle doesn't suffer through alone; Joanie has a case of summer teeth: summer teeth go this way, summer teeth go that way. Personality can take you a long way in this competition, but it's not going to pay for eighteen hours in a dentist's chair, and it won't make you a Cover Girl.
The girls didn't really seem to notice Leslie's absence. Joanie was still raving about how much the judges loved her, Brooke was still talking about how bad her pictures looked and how she really needs to step it up, and Nnenna was still on the phone with her stupid boyfriend. We shouldn't worry too much about these little preliminaries too much because we had a lot to pack in this episode and we all know that I like to ramble on.
First stop this week was the Strausberg ad agency where the girls were to Deprise, the most sought after creative director in the entire modeling industry. She must get all of these jobs without people looking at her office, because it was an absolute dump. I mean, would you go to a dentist who had jacked teeth or hire a personal trainer that looked like Chris Farley? I guess I just don't understand the world of modeling.
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