Next up is Ambreal. The judges pull up her best shot and... I don't hate it. I think it stands out from the other girls' because she's sitting cross legged on the floor, which is actually a negative because then she's not showing off the clothes. The clothes are all that matter, people! Although, really, if that's the case, then why did they like Heather's picture so much more?
Next we have Bianca. I really don't like her best shot. Like i said before, she just comes off looking angry in all her pictures! Even Mizz Jay tells her it looks like she just set the car on fire. Between you and me, I wouldn't put it past her. She is, however, showing the dress well, which is what the judges notice.
Last but not least is Lisa. I'm not crazy about her best shot. She appears to have elongated her neck to the point where I think she may be half alien. Nigel thinks she could have utilized her long arms and legs better and the rest of the judges agree that she should remember to elongate her legs as much as possible.
The girls are sent out so the judges can deliberate. It sounds like they are starting to be a little harder on Heather. I mean, lets face it, even if she makes it to the top two, she can't beat any of the other girls in a runway challenge. She just doesn't have the poise.
Tyra brings the girls back in and starts with the pictures. Lisa and Ambreal are in the bottom two this week. Lisa has tears streaming down her face because she knows what she has to go back to once she's cut.
It's very glam
Ambreal stands and smiles in that 'I know what's coming, will you please just get it over with already so I can lock myself in a closet somewhere to cry' kind of way. I think we all know what's coming here. Ambreal is going home. She hugs the girls and gives them her blessing, which is nice and all, but if it were me I'd try to shiv someone so I could go on the trip in their place.
Once she's out of the room the top 6 immediately forget her name because F YEAH, BITCHES, THEY'RE GOING TO CHINA!!!
And that's it for this episode. What did you guys think about Heather's "breaking point"? How much do you want to bet one of the opening scenes next week will be a montage complete with every stereotype about China that exists? And finally, how has Tyra never been there??
Til next time, you stay classy Gasmii.
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Comments (10)
Saleisha's haircut makes her look like she could be Dr. Bailey's (from Grey's Anatomy) little sister or daughter. It totally hit me after watching GA on Thursday.
1 of 10 | Posted by carol | Posted on November 17, 2007 1:38 PM
"I hope you're happy, Tyra. You've created a monster. And she wreaks havoc in the nude."
That was the line that made me snort. Seriously.
Oh Pachita, your recaps rock my socks!
Heather was so creepy looking this episode, oy. I'm kind of over her. But I still love Lisa!!
2 of 10 | Posted by georgiababe | Posted on November 17, 2007 2:10 PM
Why didn't you say anything about the Elite Agency guy being a total Tim Gunn rip off?
3 of 10 | Posted by chickadee2586 | Posted on November 18, 2007 2:58 AM
i loved when the judges told heather that her picture looked like she was taking a dump.
also, how awesome was it that jaslenes cover girl commercial was in a WALMART??? her spiral back to anonimity is nearly complete.
i hope the editors dont start being tricky with the opening scene = girl going home thing. antm is formulaic, but thats what i love about it!
4 of 10 | Posted by aman | Posted on November 18, 2007 7:34 AM
Great recap!
But as a Chinese, I need to clarify that the thing they showed during panel was really supposed to be a lion. The one that's supposed to be a dragon would be much longer (and really looks like a Chinese dragon) carried by about 20 people.
5 of 10 | Posted by adrian1023 | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:03 AM
Great recap!
But as a Chinese, I think I need to clarify that the thing they showed in panel was indeed supposed to be a lion. The dragon one looks like a traditional Chinese dragon, and will be much longer and carried by around 20 people.
6 of 10 | Posted by adrian1023 | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:06 AM
carol - oh my gosh why did I not see that before?! You are so right.
You know, I did not watch this live and fast forwarded through all the commercials, so I had completely missed Jaslene in Walmart the first time around. I heard about it from someone else and had to go find it because I had to see it to believe it.
What can I even say about that?! It is the most ghetto-fabulous CoverGirl commercial I have ever seen. Why would they even want to air something that humiliating? She didn't even look that good, it looked as though maybe 2 people stopped to talk to her (and probably didn't even know who she was), and it's WALMART. I mean, nothing wrong with shopping there, but not exactly the place I would think to set up a 'model' sponsored cosmetics counter. Next thing you know she'll be holding wine tastings at Taco Bell.
Thanks, georgiababe!
Adrian - thanks for the clarification, sorry for the mistake. I guess I should have looked into that one...
7 of 10 | Posted by pachita | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:08 AM
Great recap!
But as a Chinese, I think I need to clarify that the thing they showed in panel was indeed supposed to be a lion. The dragon one looks like a traditional Chinese dragon, and will be much longer and carried by around 20 people.
8 of 10 | Posted by adrian1023 | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:08 AM
Awesome Recap!! Sooo Funny! I especially loved: "If I were designing a dress for her I'd need glass shards, rusty nails and a whole lot of rubble." So true! I wish I could lock Tranny Vanny from Tila Tequila in a room with Bianca for like 10 mins, and see which one comes out alive - or covered in hickeys!
Oh - also sort of off-subject - one of my freshman year roomies packed all her shit and left college because I used her shower shoes - honestly, I am so not kidding!
I am so over Heather and her whining too - I completely agree that unless Miss Jay can seriously work miracles on the runway - there is no way she can win.
My problem with this episode was their nasty attitudes with the fashion design students - look I get that this outfit was supposed to be "inspired" by the model - but models are supposed to show off the clothes - not bitch about whether they like them or not - I'm just sayin....
Oh - and I used to not completely hate Tyra - but why the F did she have to announce the trip to China BEFORE kicking off Ambreal - that was sooo unnecessary! Whatev -
9 of 10 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on November 19, 2007 9:31 AM
Thanks Pachita!!!! Great recap, if you're going to wreak havoc, much better to do so in the nude . . . and what's this whole calling dibs thing, I go to the bank and say, "I call the first million dollars" but do they give it to me . . . . no . . . . they don't even care and laugh in my face, so if I got naked and ran behind their glass I'm sure they'd be laughing even harder at me . . .
I do think Heather's asbergers shows in believing in a dib system, and that's she's a fire sign . . . granted, when I played sea nymphs as a child, it had a whole other meaning . . .
Painful to watch them flub on the runway though, but nice for them to do a faux PR episode! Happy turkey day all!
10 of 10 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 19, 2007 1:16 PM