Did you know Australia is a fashion capital of the world? I kind of had an inkling cause I met a couple Australian girls in a hostel in Florence last year who wore heels while sightseeing. And Florence doesn't really have public transportation, so sightseeing basically involves walking from one end of the city to the other. In heels. That's some freaking COMMITMENT to FASHION. Anyways, this week, the girls go to Australia so Tyra can plug Australia's Next Top Model.
But all in all, it's a solid episode. I mean, it included a scene where Tyra greeted the girls in a ratty kangaroo costume and her wig almost fell off! CLASSIC. Once down undah, the girls have to film a Cover Girl commercial in an Australian accent. And this could spell doom for just about all of the girls, from our favorite Russian who can barely speak English, to Jael... who can barely speak English. So who goes home tonight?
Previously on ANTM, Mother Renee and Dionne were visited by family. Tyra calls the photo shoot a "Top Model Extravaganza," but I'd classify it more as a Top Model Clusterfuck. Natasha ruled, while Jael was a crackhead. Whitney finally got the axe, while Tyra went home and cried because her dream of having a plus-sized Top Model died. Six girls remain... Do you wanna be on top?
Tonight we open on Jael and Jaslene, those one-named-oneders. Jael just thinks the competition is awesome and loves every day because her brain is addled with CRACK. Jaslene, on the other hand, is getting frustrated. The judges think she is fading, but she thinks they're making it harder for her. She vows to continue fighting, despite the added pressure.
Later, Ducky and Natasha chat by the fire strip. Natasha tells Ducky how in Moscow she had lots of friends and would go out all the time, but even then, when surrounded by lots of pretty Russian girls, Natasha knew she wanted to make more of her life than just marry some guy from the neighborhood. So she married some guy from Houston.
Guess who's speaking.
(Also, note the firestrip in action.)
Jael loves how different and eccentric everyone in the house is. It makes her feel like she belongs there. But they are also pretty, Ducky. You're missing that quality. Regardless, she has complete faith in herself because she is the "Spreader of Light." Idiotic.
Tyra Mail! "Trust me, talking to people all day isn't as easy as it looks," Jael reads in a mildly offensive Russian accent. Natasha does not look amused. Sounds like they're going to be interviewing people. Considering the contestants left, this should be hilarious.
The next morning, Jael opens the front door to reveal Cycle 2's April standing there. Aaaand the clusterfuck continues. She looks like she's developed a nice eating disorder since she left the show, but that's beside the point. April is here to teach the girls how to conduct a good interview because of her vast experience as a correspondent for Miami Vibe. They show a clip and it looks so budget and Public Access that it doesn't really further the impression that these contestants go on to successful careers.
Jaslene, for one, is excited for this opportunity because she wants to learn to "talk good." Wah, wah. I don't know if this is a grammar lesson, Jaslene, you might be out of luck.
April lays out two of the many different interviews you can encounter: 1. the person talks too much; or 2. the person barely speaks. Way to oversimplify. April then tells the girls she's brought her friend Gary there to help teach the girls these skills. The skills of talking too much or too little in an interview? Check your pronoun references before you wreck yourself, April.
April explains that Gary is an expert in what makes a good interview. How does one acquire the title of Expert of Good or Bad Interviews? I think they give out Masters in What Makes a Good Interview at Bob's College of Knowledge. Gary will be playing the interviewee to April's interviewer in her demonstration.
Predictably, in one he rambles on and won't let her get a word in, and in the other, he gives a one word answer. Glad we had that demonstration, or else I never would have know what an interview with a shy person looks like. Thanks, ANTM, for broadening my horizons.
"Do they think we're f-ing retarded??"
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Comments (18)
I like how Tyra says Renne is paying "HOME"age to Steve Irwan.
And I also think it's kind of cool that Tyra's fat photos in that one magazine were taken in Australia, and her hair is exactly the same as in panel .. just to put things in a time perspective.
1 of 18 | Posted by tito
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Posted on April 23, 2007 12:23 PM
yay! the low functioning mumbler is gone.
2 of 18 | Posted by SoTotallyRandom
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Posted on April 23, 2007 12:55 PM
I don't watch this show, but I enjoyed the Dunkaroos picture.
3 of 18 | Posted by Merick
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Posted on April 23, 2007 1:03 PM
I know Tito - I laughed at that myself. Not all words are pronounced the way that they look Tyra!
I do love this show, but I thought it was so ridiculous that they made the girls go to Australia and do their Cover Girl commercial in an Australian accent. I think when they do these commercials in other languages or accents on the fly with no training basically makes it them making fun of another culture. No wonder Renee channeled, or should I say paid HOME-age to Steve Irwin...if you are not familiar with Australia other than him, what else are you going to use for your cues on how to speak? I mean Dionne sounded Jamaican for Christ's sake. I don't think that is a realistic thing that models have to do, not that this show is realistic, but still...
4 of 18 | Posted by aloveaffairwithtivo
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Posted on April 23, 2007 1:31 PM
I seriously never got the Voldemort comparison until this episode... but when I saw that commerical I laughed my ass off! Seriously, couldn't think of a better comparison! Bye bye Ducky, no one cares.
I love Natasha...I'll be setting my Tivo too.
5 of 18 | Posted by Cat Henry
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Posted on April 23, 2007 3:24 PM
So when is this Tyra episode with Nata supposed to be on?
Since she's going to be a correspondant now, I don't see her as being the winner of Top Model ... I mean, Tyra did say "several episodes" of the Tyra show...
I really want Jaslene to win, but when I envision MLAACG, I see Renee doing it well.
6 of 18 | Posted by tito
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Posted on April 23, 2007 3:48 PM
Jael looked like Angelica Huston, Brittany like Rachel Wiesz, and Jaslene is Janice Dickinson, trying to sabotage the show- every time I see her, I envision her getting to the end and revealing her true self, with Man Jay's ripped off head in one hand, Tyra's weave in the other, and a stiletto through Lady Jay's head.
7 of 18 | Posted by Laska
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Posted on April 23, 2007 4:00 PM
Ugh. Those Australian accents were HORRIBLE. I have actually never heard anyone who isn't Australian do a good Aussie accent. They always come out sort of British, but in a very strange way.
Did you hear Tyra try to do one when she presented someone (I think it was Renee) with her photo? Awful. Tyra, you can't act or do accents, so STOP IT ALREADY! YOU SUCK!
Go Natasha and Renee! And Dionne.
~Georgia~
8 of 18 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on April 23, 2007 4:06 PM
I can't believe no one has mentioned what I thought was the funniest part of the episode! When Tyra comes out with the kangaroo and tells them they are going to Australia, everyone starts yelling and screaming. Like 2 minutes later Natasha finally understands where they are going and thus the delayed screaming. Hilarious!!
9 of 18 | Posted by nyrlieht
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Posted on April 23, 2007 6:51 PM
Why on earth do they make these girls do the accents? WTF is the point of that? Like they're EVER going to need to put on some accent and sound like a moron.... I swear, these challenges are such a joke.
10 of 18 | Posted by Shollia
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Posted on April 23, 2007 9:33 PM
Oddly, I don't hate anyone who's left. Usually I'm like WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?? But this time it's ok. Natasha is my fave, followed by Dionne (even though she sometimes falls flat) and Brittany (even though she's often a bit too Sandra Bernhardt). And I don't hate Renee or Jaslene, although Renee is an old-looking bitch and Jaslene is a major drag queen. Still, the 2 of them are better than many others we've had in the past I think. So, I feel like we've got a pretty good top 5 -- am I on crack? Maybe I'm just used to them being so ugly that it no longer affects me. GO NATASHA!
11 of 18 | Posted by nyrlieht
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Posted on April 23, 2007 9:48 PM
I can't believe Jael made it this far. Heck, I can't believe I've made it this far.
Dionne looked good in that commercial, even if she had to fumble that horrible accent.
12 of 18 | Posted by Wade
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Posted on April 23, 2007 10:51 PM
Thanks for the recap, it was good. however, all the fun is taken out of these recaps because they come up so late. This used to be my favorite site and recaps usually were posted in 2 days or so, but a week??? There is a new episode tomorrow. There are so many other websites that get their recaps up immediately that this site is becoming out of date really fast. It's very sad. I'm bummed.
13 of 18 | Posted by kerrilp
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Posted on April 24, 2007 10:38 AM
Yeah sorry for the delay in posting my recaps of late. It's the theatrcial awards season here in NY and part of my job involves checking out the competition, so my evenings have been pretty booked with live theater. But hey, only another two weeks until the Tony cut-off date and my schedule will cear up!
But thank you for the comments and I will make an effort to get these up faster.
14 of 18 | Posted by kmills
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Posted on April 24, 2007 11:12 AM
thanks krankmills, nice recap, but did anyone catch brittany eating some ben and jerry's while april is giving them their "lesson" on interviewing? she like reaches over to put the pint down. it is an awesome display of disrespecting april's worthless lesson. she should have shared with jaslene...
15 of 18 | Posted by K_Mo
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Posted on April 24, 2007 11:56 AM
God, this episode was ridiculous. It makes me long for the days of season 1, where the photo shoots were more fashiony (the snake shoot was flippin' awesome) and the challenges weren't TOO silly. But what can I expect? Tyra just gets crazier by the minute with her head scarves and spider eyelashes. Oh well.
I think this is the first season where I don't have an outright favorite. I know who I don't want to win, though. I would hate to see Renee win, doesn't matter how good the judges think her pictures are, I still think she's a see you next tuesday. I also wouldn't want Natasha to win, I like her alright, she makes for good tv, but I can't stand listening to her talk, so I don't want her to win based on the fact that she'll have to do those insipid cover girl commercials.
K_Mo, I also caught "Brit" with the pint of ice cream in her hand. I was hoping it was that awesome oatmeal cookie fudge flavor.
nyrlieht, I'm surprised that wasn't pointed out, too! That was so funny! Makes you wonder what goes on in that squinty head of Natasha's.
16 of 18 | Posted by brendahamLincoln
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Posted on April 24, 2007 7:39 PM
I'm big into Renee as a model, big into Natasha as a human, so I hope one of them gets it.
God Brittany, stop being such a baby you're very photogenic but I want to smack you. She should have shut the hell up about her memory, she talks about it like eleventy times in the episode. Other girls have weaknesses to but they don't even MENTION them in front of the panel. They wait until after the show ends so they can go cry about them on Tyra. DUH.
17 of 18 | Posted by MalloryS
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Posted on April 25, 2007 2:07 PM
I like Brit as a model (that pic with the twins was astoundingly good) but gosh i am tired of listening to her cry.
I felt really sorry for that kanga having to be in the room while everyone screamed
18 of 18 | Posted by Leah3t
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Posted on April 25, 2007 2:20 PM